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GM Reports Record Profit of $9 Billion, Pays Zero Taxes, Hands Out $7K Bonus To Every UAW Member, Taxpayers Get Nothing…

2012-02-17T13:41:00.000-08:00

And now you know, Chrysler was just picked as the least dependable automobile at #33.
We've been had again.

15% Is Our Real Unemployment

2012-02-17T07:44:00.001-08:00

In the past few weeks, Democrats have been trying to claim that the economy is getting better and that more people are finding full-time work, but when you take a look at the numbers, the real unemployment number is much higher than the media or the Left wants to admit.

Just Your Average Everyday Republican

2012-02-17T07:21:00.000-08:00

It's a man thing; eagerly awaiting the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition that appears every February. SI is to Republicans what Groundhog Day is to liberals. Ladies have to understand that it's not bad to 'innocently gawk' at the female form; anyplace, anywhere, at any time. I make a sincere and truthful statement when I say, unless a man happens to be gay, if he doesn't appreciate the female form he is one thing-------dead!
Anyway, this year's cover girl is Ms. Kate Upton. She's a 20 year old beauty originally out of St. Joseph, Michigan. The essence of her story is that she personally marketed herself to SI; no government help involved. Her uncle is Fred Upton, Republican congressman from Michigan.

Chicago Teachers Want 30% Raise

2012-02-17T07:15:00.000-08:00

The Chicgo Teachers Union wants a 30% raise over the next two years; 25% for 2012-13 and 5% for the following. And you thought Al Capone was dead. I realize it's a part of the negotiation process but the unions need a lesson in theft. What they should have done is ask for a 300% raise then whittled it down to the aforementioned 30%.

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2012-02-16T14:36:00.000-08:00

Applied For Secretarial Position. Wasn't Hired.

2012-02-16T14:33:00.001-08:00

Bad Things That Happen When You Drink Too Much

2012-02-16T14:24:00.000-08:00

The Looking Spoon:
Been there, done that. Who hasn't?

Sister Mary ObamaCare. She Was Bought Off With $$$$

2012-02-16T11:49:00.000-08:00

The Nuns of the Catholic Church are necessarily liberal. Mother Theresa was a liberal. One thing the "Mother of Calcutta" wasn't was pro-abortion unlike Carol Keehan. Crimminy sakes, she goes by her birth name. That's not a nun's name I remember. Sr. Mary Calasanctus, now that was a real sister's name and Sr. Calasanctus dressed like a nun, too; long black dress with a white and black box on her head. She wore rosary beads that wrapped around her waist and dropped to the hem of her dress that covered her shoes. Carol Keehan should have her butt kicked; That butt that wears every day clothes. The American Spectator magazine reveals her relationship with Obama and, better yet, the money she takes in, too. What the hell ever happened to the vow of poverty?

Excommunicate The Old Bag

2012-02-16T11:11:00.001-08:00

House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi said Thursday morning that the government should require self-insured religious institutions, such as the Catholic church in Washington, D.C., to directly pay for contraception and abortifacients.

At a press conference, Leader Pelosi was asked by THE WEEKLY STANDARD: "The Catholic Church in Washington, D.C., is a self-insured institution. Should the Catholic Church in Washington, D.C., be required to pay for these morning-after pills and birth control if they find that morally objectionable?"

Colordo H.S. Student Quits Choir. Forced To Sing Song Praising 'Allah'

2012-02-15T19:08:00.000-08:00

A Colorado high school student says he quit the school choir after an Islamic song containing the lyric "there is no truth except Allah" made it into the repertoire.James Harper, a senior at Grand Junction High School in Grand Junction, put his objection to singing "Zikr," a song written by Indian composer A.R. Rahman, in an email to Mesa County School District 51 officials. When the school stood by choir director Marcia Wieland's selection, Harper said, he quit.

Republicans Need Obnoxious Loudmouths

2012-02-15T18:18:00.000-08:00

One of my major complaints against Republicans is they don't have, except for Jim DeMint, a bulldog. They are lacking in obnoxious liars, Ala, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi or the ever stupid and ridiculous, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. We need fighters and loud mouths but there are none on the horizon. Someone, anyone, needs to take one for the Party. The statement below is from a bulldogette. It seems to me that the only hardcore, get in your face Republicans are women. Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you Ann Coulter---------

"Liberal fundamentalists say: I don't see why anyone needs to hunt; I don't know why anyone needs to eat meat; I don't see why anyone needs to bathe every day; I don't know why anyone minds looking at urine in a low-flow toilet; I don't know why anyone needs an incandescent light bulb ...

Screw you, liberals. I don't know why anyone needs an abortion, free contraception, crap-ass "art" with photos of vaginas on the Virgin Mary, non-farming farmers or a $1 million pension for Anthony Weiner.

But I'm forced to subsidize all of that".

If One Wants To Win Prey On Liberal Guilt

2012-02-15T06:46:00.001-08:00

The President of Syria, Bashar Assad, in preparation for an interview with Babs Walters received a few coaching tips. The top priority one to win over the masses(American liberals) to your side is to prey on their liberal guilt.
Read the article from Big Journalism.

It's Called 'Being A Stickler'

2012-02-15T06:38:00.000-08:00

Ever have one of these teachers? If you did they didn't like you very much.
iOwnTheWorld

The Kerry Kickback-You Pay For It

2012-02-15T05:34:00.000-08:00

If you can read this piece and not go insane at it's conclusion then you're already dead!

Massachusetts hospitals are poised to receive a $3.5 billion windfall in federal funding over the next 10 years thanks to a little-known provision Sen. John Kerry (Dork-Mass.) inserted into the Affordable Care and Patient Protection Act, also known as “Obamacare.”

The increased funding—$367 million a year in the form of Medicare reimbursement payments, according to the Federal Register—would not only come at the expense of hospitals in the 49 other states, but would also directly benefit an organization that has given generously to Kerry’s campaign.

The obscure policy change was formally approved by the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) in July 2011. It was prompted by a small, 15-bed hospital located on the upscale island of Nantucket, a popular vacation spot for wealthy New Englanders where Kerry and his wife own a $9 million waterfront home

Cable News Race

2012-02-15T05:14:00.000-08:00

Below is the listing for cable news stations watched on February 13, 2012. It says it all. When The Colbert Report on The Comedy Channel beats out the clowns at MSNBC it only shows the 'Lean Forward' channel has fallen down about as far as it can go. Then again, with The Daily Show being rated so high it proves we're a country of extraordinary 'ignorami'.

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,292,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,117,000
FOXNEWS BRET BAIER 1,908,000
CMDY DAILY SHOW 1,811,000
FOXNEWS SHEP SMITH 1,788,000
FOXNEWS THE FIVE 1,744,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 1,632,000
CMDY COLBERT 1,509,000
MSNBC SCHULTZ 944,000
CNN PIERS MORGAN 901,000
MSNBC MADDOW 901,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 861,000
CNN COOPER 825,000

When A Liar Is A Real Liar

2012-02-14T19:37:00.000-08:00

I logged into one of my favorite sites, The Beaufort No. Carolina Observer and knew you'd be interested in the story.
February 13, 2012
Barack Obama has released his new budget for next year (2013). The numbers are simply mind boggling, but here—in plain language—is what they mean. Our president is a liar. There simply is no other accurate way to say it. And it is not just one lie, the entire scam is a lie. And Obama knows it. That is what makes him a liar.

Chicago: What A Surprise

2012-02-14T17:42:00.001-08:00

CHICAGO (CBS) — A former Chicago alderman turned political science professor/corruption fighter has found that Chicago is the most corrupt city in the country.

2012 CPAC Red Carpet Blogger Awards

2012-02-14T14:38:00.001-08:00

1. Top Humor Blog - Iowahawk Blog

2. Best Writer on a Blog - Ace of Spades

3. Best News Blog: The Right Scoop

4. Best Blog Links: Instapundit

5. Best New Blog: Naked DC

6. Best anti-Jihad Blog: Atlas Shrugged

7. Best State-Level Blog: The Shark Tank

8. Most Influential Blog: Instapundit/Glenn Reynolds

9. Most Underrated Blog: Legal Insurrection

10. Tea Party Blogger of the Year: Gateway Pundit

11. Best Overall Blog: Hot Air

Phrases and Such

2012-02-14T07:36:00.000-08:00

This is a shorty blog but it crossed my mind and since my mind is---now where was I? Oh yeah, my memory is sometimes forgetful it's important I get this down. It's probably been a year ago that I wrote about phrases that become mandatory to be spoken in everyday usage and it's impossible to go thirty minutes without hearing words that become absolutely insufferable. Like the word from the early 60's, 'groovy'(thanks a lot Simon and Garfunkle). In the late 60's the word 'certainly' was a replacement for 'yes'.
I know I'm right on the next statement subject because I did a teaching segment in my high school classroom on words and phrases of the 1920's that started this derangement of the English language. If you researched the Flapper Era you'll find scads of replacement words. Why, you might even feel like the 'bees knees' after you incorporate them into everyday language. Lord knows I'm one of the worst offenders of butchering the Kings English. Slang is my middle name. Regardless, awhile back the most irritable phrase to me was, "I've got your back". It was universal in it's scope. Care to guess what's replaced it? I'll give you a minute. Times up so "I'll cut to the chase"(late 1970's)! It is now, "It's not my first rodeo" The definition being: I'm smart, you're stupid, don't bother me, ah pshaw, drop dead, get a life, etc., etc., etc.

"Happy Val-in-tongue Day, Honey"

2012-02-14T07:23:00.000-08:00

Where do we begin with these youngsters? It does give new meaning to French kissing.
Without a doubt it is a literal tongue lashing. There's a wonderful tattoo parlor next to Lizzie's knitting shop in Ft. Walton Beach. I'll grab a cup of Joe from the building next door then go to the 'Too' shop and watch the sideshow. It's an awesome(hate that word but it applies here) way to spend the afternoon.

Armageddon Is Here Thanks To The Guvment

2012-02-14T06:27:00.000-08:00

RAEFORD NORTH CAROLINA — A preschooler at West Hoke Elementary School ate three chicken nuggets for lunch Jan. 30 because a state employee told her the lunch her mother packed was not nutritious. The girl’s turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines, according to the interpretation of the agent who was inspecting all lunch boxes in her More at Four classroom that day.

MJH And The Grammys

2012-02-14T05:59:00.001-08:00

An afficianado of fine music I am not. My first favorite song was a ditty called, "Pony Boy". I played it on the record player over and over and over. I was four years old. Once in awhile, when I'm wretching from listening to talk radio, I'll tune into station 1270 in Marysville, Ohio. It's an oldies station and I've never heard a bad song. By 'bad song' I mean something by Herman's Hermits.
Out of curiosity I happened to flip to the opening of the Grammy's on Sunday. It started with a guy named LL Cool J opening the show. I figure he'd make some remarks about Whitney Houston and quite possibly do it without using the F word. Surprise of surprises, his opening remarks were, "Dear Heavenly Father". Shock came over me.
Lizzie pointed out that the entire female audience was adorned in black---except for the tramp who was wearing the Lil' Red Riding Hood outfit and her escort dressed in The Pope clothes. Who and what was that? A silent protest no doubt. Some people have no sense of couth.
I'm still a cynic. The ratings came out this morning and it was the highest rated Grammy Show since 1984. Can it safely be said that a sponsor or two was jumping for joy when it was announced that Whitney Houston had done her last drug combo a mere twenty-four hours before the show?

Message To Libs

2012-02-13T19:02:00.001-08:00

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In The Toilet

2012-02-13T14:46:00.001-08:00

The White House intends to boost government subsidies for wealthy buyers of the Chevy Volt and other new-technology vehicles — to $10,000 per buyer.
That mammoth subsidy would cost taxpayers $100 million each year if it is approved by Congress, presuming only 10,000 new-technology autos are sold each year.

New Obama Budget: Can This Be True

2012-02-13T10:42:00.000-08:00

In scanning radio stations on the way back from my favorite Florida grocery, Publix, I caught a figure on Obama's new budget; $800 million in aid to countries involved in the Arab Spring. Can this be true? Egypt elected the Muslim Brotherhood, an avowed enemy of the United States to run the government. Don't we have some Americans being held hostage in Egypt? What is going on in this country.

You Might Be A Californian If...........

2012-02-13T07:17:00.000-08:00

From TheBluebird of Bitterness;
you make $150,000 a year and still can’t afford a house.
…you get on a bus and are surprised to hear two people carrying on a conversation in English.
…your child’s first-grade teacher has purple hair and a nose ring.
…you can’t remember — is pot legal?
…you’re invited to a baby shower for two mothers, their surrogate, and their sperm donor.
…you have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
…you know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
…you can’t remember — is pot legal?
…a really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
…gas costs a dollar more per gallon than anywhere else in the U.S.
…your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
…your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Avon lady is a guy in drag.
…you can’t remember — is pot really legal?
…you leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class.
…you pass an elementary school playground and the children are all on their cell phones.
…it’s barely sprinkling outside, but you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
…hey, is pot legal, or what???
…both you and your dog have therapists.

"Move Over Greece, We're Coming"

2012-02-13T06:28:00.000-08:00

One-Fifth of all Americans are now on the government dole. Liberals should be proud. Hell, my dad would have been overjoyed. "Free stuff", he would have said. My big question is life is, how did I turn out the way I did; personal responsibility and all that jazz? Dating back to the days of 1980 with three children under six, living on a salary of eight thousand dollars, the days of powdered milk and macaroni and cheese, Lizzie and I refused any government assistance. Furthermore, I don't think we gave it a thought. Greece is burning down in case you haven't noticed and the liberals keep singing "Oh do dah dey".

Long Ago Memories Of Tim

2012-02-12T08:03:00.000-08:00

If you happen to think this is a photo of MJH you are dumber than dumb. I'm the kind of guy who, if on a four foot ledge ten feet off the ground, would start crying and have to have the fire department come get him; sirens blaring. The Queen and I, about eight years ago, were on a walking tour of the Scottish Highlands. Half the time I stayed in camp. As soon as I heard the word 'Highlands' I called a therapist.
You've all been in a position when you see a picture or hear a song then your brain floods with a distant memory in a snap. As soon as I took a gander at the Sir Edmund Hillary type person on the rock in the above picture I thought of a guy named Tim Ferry. He was a grade and high school classmate of mine. He was a better friend of my buddy, Jude, but I was in the mix and that was important. He had nine brothers and it wasn't one for all and all for one in their family. It was more like, fend for yourself. All the Ferry boys were 'fenders'. They were survivalists. In my memory bank Tim Ferry would do anything, any time, any where. He was fearless. Tim was the Steve Irwin of the 1950's except he's still alive.
The Kate Shelley High Bridge, a few miles west of Boone, Iowa, was, and maybe still is, the highest double track railroad bridge in the world. Something tells me Tim took a stroll on it, sat on a railroad tie and looked down. There were only fifty or so Chicago & Northwestern trains using it then---on a daily basis!. If one of them came barreling across the bridge Tim would have tried a right cross across the bow hoping to knock it off the tracks and into the Des Moines River below. Tim Ferry was my idol when I was a pre-teenager. He wasn't afraid to punch a kid in the mouth when he was twelve years old. That action was a sign of manhood. Your average 12 year old aims for the gut. Mouth punching doesn't come until a guy turns 16 and when it happens it's all over town within an hour. "Hey, did ya' hear? Tim Ferry hit Buddy Stumbo in the mouth". That would be worthy of high school year book stuff.
I don't know where Tim Ferry is these days. Jude, knows. Maybe he'll forward this piece to him. After all, once a hero always a hero.

Purgatory: It Could Be Pure Hell

2012-02-12T06:17:00.002-08:00

If you're a regular reader you've most likely noticed I gravitate to a few subjects more than others: golf is one. So are hot looking babes. Tell me, is there any place better than an international airport to check 'em out? The Catholic Church is often the focal point of my writing. If you pay attention I don't extol it's virtues or criticize the rules. Hey! Who am I to argue with St. Peter and St. Augustine? No, it's my purpose to observe the naughty things that go on in class, aka The Mass. For instance, down here in beautiful Miramar Beach, Florida, we attend Resurrection Church. It's a dandy. The priest, Fr. Tom Guido, looks anything like you would expect. "C'mon, with a name like Guido, You're thinking 5'5", fat belly, curly black hair and smoking a stogie while he does the Body and Blood of Christ deal". In reality he's 6'5", blondish and with a personality like that of Jay Leno. I'm certain the bishop put him in this parish because he could squeeze extra cash out of Snowbirds without them knowing it. Fr. Houdini, if you will. He's that good and enthusiastic about his role in the Church.
Lizzie and I attended 5 PM Mass yesterday. In the church are six rows of pews. There are ten rows with 20 people to a row. The pews were sardine packed and it was standing room only. Last week the wife had me take notice of a unique situation. She told me to look at each row, on each end, and see who sat there. "Yep, she was right". Men who look to be around 75, not a day younger, sit on the ends. Then during Mass there's a steady stream(no pun intended) of gents getting up and down, going to the washroom. I was surprised Lizzie noticed. This sounds like an MJ Hawkeye observation.
An explanation is now due on my part and it's for my non-Catholic friends who may need a few pointers in Catholicism. In our faith there's an afterlife place called Purgatory. To my way of thinking that's the only advantage non-Catholics have over us. It's not in their vocabulary. Regardless, after we croak the only way to go directly to Heaven is to have a soul as pure as anything or anyone. If there's the slightest smudge of black tar, even a minuscule one, we have to take the A train to Purgatory to get rid of it. This place is like Hell but not for eternity. That's a blessing. Anyway, we may even slow roast burn and what makes it worse is we may or may not see God while we burn. Think about it. We're rotating over an open pit. The temperature has to be 500 degrees F but, thank God, it's only temporary. So, I can tell myself, " Whew MJ, you've only got one thousand more years of this then you're home free". Do ya' think I'd be asking myself, "Oh God, why wasn't I born a Southern Baptist"? Don't tempt me!

It makes no difference where we go to Mass. We've attended in about every state in the Union. We've been to Mass in Puerto Rico, Ireland and France. It's all the same. As soon as communion is distributed congregants leave the Church. Mass isn't over and they walk out the door. Let's say you attend a massive dinner party at some famous persons' home. Lady Gaga will do. This is a big deal dinner party; mounds and pounds right before you. Then, after you've finished the main courses some waiter brings dessert. You chomp down on the chocolate mousse in mere seconds, throw your spoon on the table and announce, "Well, it's been real but I gotta run"! Every week this happens at every church; everywhere. The priest can only shake his head and utter "tsk-tsk" watching the sorry backsides 'of the faithful', strangling their walkers, doing an Olympic sprint to the parking lot.
I went to a men's club meeting last Tuesday at our church and was talking on this same subject to the good Fr. Guido. I gave him what I consider sage advice he could use from the pulpit at Sunday Mass. It's one of my favorite phrases. I gave him permission to tell it and shove the credit over to me so he could stay on the good side of the crowd.
"People, 90% of this congregation is a part of the 'check-out generation'. Every time you leave Mass early you add a trillion days to your stay in Purgatory. Remember this, Grampys and Grammys, it could be pure Hell. So, either get with the program or become a Baptist".

Obama Decides On New Rules Of Engagement

2012-02-12T06:12:00.000-08:00

Here's a slap in the face for our soldiers. The Emperor has decided that US soldiers in Afghanistan must be directly fired upon to receive combat pay.

This Isn't A Surprise

2012-02-11T10:59:00.001-08:00

HOUSTON – A Washington Post report says Houston Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee steered millions of tax dollars to the university where her husband worked. The report says Jackson Lee helped send more than $5 million to the University of Houston while her husband was vice president of student affairs. In a statement to KHOU 11 News, Jackson Lee said she never discussed funding with her husband and UH was one of many area schools that received federal dollars.

There's no surprise in this story. It happens every day. Ever hear the name Maxine Waters? That corrupt old bag has been the subject of subpoenas for what seems like a thousand years. To me the real story is, who would sleep in the same bed let alone have sex with Sheila Jackson Lee. Her husband has to be the butt-boy around their house.

"He's Our Man, Yes We Can"

2012-02-10T18:58:00.000-08:00

A Texas elementary school is requiring an elementary class to learn a Pro-Obama song for Black History Month. Think back in time and come up with another president saluted in this manner. Makes you want to puke, doesn't it?

Is America Succumbing To Autocratic Rule?

2012-02-10T18:12:00.000-08:00

The rights of Americans are being destroyed bit by bit and no one takes action against our autocratic leader.
Is this the end of our Constitution?

More Of This N' That

2012-02-10T07:32:00.000-08:00

People are interesting. Down here in Destin, Florida I'll run into men and women from all over the United States. There are scads of Canadians; mostly from around the Toronto area. One of the best of times is when I go to the driving range. Last week a fella next to me was hitting balls . He was the general manager of a golf course and the only hotel in Cooperstown, New York. Unless you've been living in a basement your entire life Cooperstown is the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame. My family visited Cooperstown twenty years ago. It's just as you would guess; a quaint New England village with s beatiful lake in the center of town. Can you guess his name? I can't either because thirty seconds after he introduced himself I had forgotten it. Then there were three men from Vermont who let me join their threesome.
I've decided there's one thing all men have in common when on the golf course: regardless if you're from Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Vermont or Ontario the F word us pretty much universal. There's nothing like the F word to achieve total camaraderie among men. Now I'm think they may even say it in France.

About ten years ago I attended an industrial convention as a part of my job. It was in downtown Columbus, Ohio and after entering the pavilion I had to register. At one of the booths was a hot looking babe so obviously I gravitated toward where she was sitting. I was standing in line waiting to be signed in and I noticed she had an ID with her hometown on a badge lying off to the side. It happened to be a burg community in Manitoba. There was also a large Canadian map directly behind her with her province, the county and her hometown. As long as a person isn't hurtful it's okay to play with people's minds isn't it? That's what I always tell myself. When it was my turn to fill out the forms she asked me a question. I mentioned that she must be from Manitoba. "How did you know that", she said? "I'm a territorial linguist and I've been brought in as a speaker to help salesmen adapt to their customers by learning the nuances of local dialects", I answered. A person would have to be more than eccentric to come up with this explanation so I guess that explains me. At any rate, I told her it was easy to tell she was from Manitoba. I got the normal "Oohs and Aahs". Then I said I could do one better than that. I proceeded to tell her what county she lived in and I topped off the ice cream Sunday with this cherry. "And your hometown is so and so". And do you know what I did next? I picked her jaw up off the floor and walked away. No harm, no foul.
Yesterday I played the Links golf course in Miramar Beach. It's a scenic 18 holes that wraps around the Whatchahatchee Bay. On the 9th, a par 5, I was waiting to hit my second shot. My ball was twenty feet from the water so I walked over to side of the fairway and looked down at the crystal clear site. . There were, at the very least, five dozen balls below the surface and ten feet from shore. My heart began to pound. "It wouldn't take much to remove my pants and jump in", I thought. "I wonder if the lady in our group would mind"? I doubt she would have said anything but her husband might have so I tucked that thought away for later reference. Maybe I could sneak out just before sunset. It was at that very point in time I counted eight jellyfish floating aimlessly near the white, circular treasures. If you've never seen one they're shaped like a bell, whitish in color; almost transparent, with small tentacles. These were about eight inches in length with a circumference of the same. Their life consists of bobbing in the sea, their movements subjected only to currents and high winds. They do nothing except eat; no pressures, no chores, no obligations. They ARE my new heroes.
Lizzie's on a health kick. When were arrived here she thought she was looking like a sack of potatoes. When I'm on vacation, which is everyday, if I thought I looked like a 5 lb. bag of Russets I'd buy a 10 lb. bag. Lizzie began to work out on the treadmill then after this she takes a four mile walk. She's also cut out snacks and eats salads. The poor girl is demented. And this is what has surprised me most. She's dropped weight whereby she has no waist. What do they call it? Oh yeah, an hour glass figure. Maybe tomorrow I'll begin her regimen---but I doubt it. Besides, it'll be Saturday. That's one of my days of rest.

Built In Airbags Saved Her Life

2012-02-10T05:58:00.001-08:00

Some people go to great lengths to insure their safety. You have to give Sheyla Hershey credit for looking ahead to make certain her 'personal assets' kept her out of harms way. On the way home from a Super Bowl party Ms. Hershey ran her car into a tree. You are probably surprised to learn this young mother was charged with drunken driving. Luckily for her she had built-in twins in the car that protected her from serious injury. If you happen to live in the Houston area it would behoove you to check up on Sheyla to make sure she's recuperating properly. Send her a get well card. It's possible she may get back to you.

P.S. Why do I have this nagging feeling that somewhere down the road this post will be one of the most viewed?

"Oh Those Brits"!

2012-02-10T05:45:00.001-08:00

British newspapers are a hoot. They don't pull any punches and, like their Parliament, get right in your face. Check out these headlines from the UK Mail Online:

Why doesn't Michelle Obama just be done with it and join the cast of Glee? First
Lady leads 14,000 in dance to celebrate Let's Move Campaign Read
more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2099033/Why-doesnt-Michelle-Obama-just-join-cast-Glee-First-Lady-leads-14-000-dance-celebrate-Lets-Move-campaign.html#ixzz1lzDiVd4q.

More commentary is unnecessary unless it's brought up that Michelle is visiting military bases to encourage our boys to eat more veggies. "Michelle, They are in shape. Their butts and stomachs are taut. Follow their lead, please".

My Son Has The Answer

2012-02-09T17:15:00.000-08:00

In regard to Kathleen Sebelius, HHS, the Catholic Church needs to show courage. What would it take for the Pope to contact a Cardinal who, in turn contacts a Bishop to do what needs to be done immediately. My son says Sebelius should be excommunicated before the sun rises in the morning. The proverbial apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Hey Churchmen: set an example out of this pro-partial abortion faux Catholic and then the fireworks will begin. It'd be Occupy Church Street.

But What About Sex

2012-02-09T15:57:00.001-08:00

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.The Board of Supervisors this week agreed to raise fines for anyone who throws a football or a Frisbee on any beach in Los Angeles County.
First-time offenders will have to pay a $100 fine, according to Lucy Kim, from the LA County Department of Beaches and Harbors. For a second offense, beach-goers will face a $200 fine. Three or more infractions within one year will result in a $500 fine.

Is It Okay To Make A Thalidomide Joke?

2012-02-09T13:10:00.000-08:00

Since we're all into insensitivity in our speech I was wondering when it kicks in. For instance, is there a time period in history when it's acceptable to utter a word or phrase before we get a whoopin' or sent to the woodshed? Let's say it's 1370 AD in Europe. That's twenty years after the Great Bubonic Plague. A bunch of peasants or even knights and knaves are sitting around telling jokes and one guy says, "How can you tell if a King survived the Black Death"? The answer would be, "He has more warts on his nose than a frog". Ha Ha.
Then, all of a sudden, some guy drinking ale starts crying because his wife died of the plague. Talk about insensitivity.

Last Sunday The Queen and I went to a Super Bowl party involving three other couples. Two of the men were football fanatics, two didn't care(me included) and the wives wanted to see the ever aging Madonna perform her fluff. In addition to this we had to have a gambling pool. I hate these but only because I never win. I might as well put my money out in the street and let a convicted cocaine addict pick it up. The pool we had involved putting your initials on a sheet of paper then into a box. Every time there was a score an initial was drawn and that person won. I'll cut to the chase now so as to not hold you in suspense. I lost $50 which means the addict did, too.
What struck me as funny, no wait, hilarious was one of the ladies said something extremely out of character. She's a dear friend of ours and is around 72 years old. She's married to a guy who I've know since 1956 except he's seven years older than I. His brother was and is one of my dearest friends. In those days he used to make fun of us just because he could. Back to his wife, this Christian woman. She was counting the name initials then had to make a selection between two of them so she said, "Eenie, meenie, miny mo, catch a---------------okay, you can fill it in. I had not heard a person do this little ditty since the 50's. I was incredulous but at the same time started laughing because who would think anyone would do this especially an older doll. Yeah, it was insensitive but it was funny and I knew Al Sharpton wasn't in the room to cobble things up.

I don't mean to be disrespectful but I can find ways to make people think I'm a horrid person if they heard me. I can be fairly irreverent when I want to be. Two years ago I weighed in at 228 lbs. I hate when that happens. Lizzie couldn't go to the Minnesota lake place with me so I trekked up there by myself. As soon as I arrived I jumped on the bathroom scale but only to see if the 16 hour drive allowed me to drop a few ounces. It hadn't. For thirty days I consumed a milk shake for breakfast, one for lunch and two baked potatoes with onions and catsup for dinner. At the end of this period and back home in Dublin, Ohio people who saw me asked, "how did you lose those twenty-eight pounds"? "Easy" I said, "I went on the Auschwitz diet" aka starvation. There's only one reason I can get away with this. Most all the concentration camp folks and their relatives have gone to meet their Maker. Insensitivity? You be the judge. Chances are pretty good, though, I wouldn't say this in front of someone named Liebowitz.

If you don't golf you may not understand this next example. When swinging the club it's important to have a big arc. It keeps everything in sync and allows for more power. Tuck the previous sentence into your thinking cap. It'll be back in a moment.
In the 1950's there was introduced on the market a drug to help pregnant moms have an easier nine months. The drug was called Thalidomide. After awhile, though, when the children were born there was a serious problem. Some came out of the womb without arms or legs; only hands and feet attached to their torso. I'm not sure how many there were since I never saw one up close.
About ten years ago I was on the golf course with my doctor buddy and made one of those handsy swings, the one without a big arc. Understand I'm a basket case on the course; always tinkering and fidgeting. I took one of those patented turd swings and the ball went forward at least four feet. I looked at my buddy and said, "that's what I call my thalidomide swing". He started laughing and I realized I'd made up a creative and funny joke---unless---a parent of a thalidomide baby was playing in our group. That would be a slight percentage because they would have been eighty years old and upwards of that. Chances are good there weren't too many of these kids on the golf course unless they saw me and decided to take up the game. Hey, if I can do it then they can, too. It wasn't until last year I heard the actual term for this swing. It's called alligator arms. That's more politically correct than mine. Truth be told, I was golfing with a fella from Alabama last week; had never met him before and I took one of my patented swings and yelled out, "Damned thalidomide swing" and he started laughing out loud. Anyone over sixty can appreciate it. The parent's of these kids have gone onto the great beyond and, as I said, the poor kids probably don't play anything with a golf club but putt-putt golf.
It's possible to come up with hundreds of these examples if a guy or gal put their minds to it.
Maybe the point of this blog is, time does heal all wounds, or it could be that I'm a very insensitive person. Or both.

And At Taxpayer Expense, Too

2012-02-08T18:44:00.000-08:00

DES MOINES, Iowa (CBSDC/AP) — Thousands of students, several well-known athletes and a number of politicians are expected to join Michelle Obama for an event in Des Moines that will promote exercise and healthy eating.Besides the first lady, participants at the Thursday event include Iowa Gov. Terry Branstad, gymnast Shawn Johnson, figure skater Michelle Kwan and NASCAR champion Carl Edwards.About 10,000 children will be bused to the event from 45 schools in the Des Moines area

2012-02-08T17:45:00.000-08:00

2012-02-08T15:41:00.000-08:00

Socialism is a philosophy of failure,the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.."-- Winston Churchill These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read: Unfortunately, most voters don't know this. 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. 5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

I'm not sure who wrote this but it' pretty good, isn't it? I snagged it from my Oklahoma buddy.

Will Catholics Vote for Him A Second Time?

2012-02-08T14:15:00.001-08:00

During the last presidential election, Catholics voted by a margin of 55-45% for the most pro-death President in history. Of course, he started out by covering up the crucifix at Georgetown before delivering a speech, so as not to offend Muslims or Atheists, proceeded to declare that “America is not a Christian nation,”, then bowed before a Saudi king. Therefore, should we be surprised when this secular humanist, pro-abortion President now attacks religious freedom by backing regulations which force Catholic hospitals—against their will and the tenets of their religion—to fund and or even perform abortions or risk sanctions and closure?
Before it is too late and we re-elect the most pro-abortion politician ever to hit Washington, perhaps we should revisit Obama “family values.”

And this in the event you forgot:
“In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist,” Niemoller’s quote begins. “Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.”

Missing: 5.4 Million Workers

2012-02-08T14:11:00.000-08:00

Millions of Americans have vanished from the US labor force in the past three years, many of them so discouraged by long, fruitless job searches that they have given up looking for work, convinced that no employer wants them, according to a new study

The Center for Labor Market Studies at Northeastern University found that there were 5.4 million fewer people in the workforce last year than projected by the Labor Department in 2008 - many the “hidden unemployed’’ who, no longer searching for work, are not counted in the official jobless rate. In Massachusetts, their numbers have more than doubled over the past decade to about 120,000.

Dependency Index Shoots Up 23% Under President Obama

2012-02-08T06:40:00.001-08:00

"Say it isn't so, Joe". This is the highest since Peanut Boy was in office.

Barry O And Matt Lauer Post Super Bowl Interview

2012-02-07T12:31:00.001-08:00

hat tip: iOwnTheWorld

Who Says The Auto Industry Is Back?

2012-02-07T12:14:00.000-08:00

From The Detroit Free Press:

The U.S. Treasury Department boosted its estimate of government losses in the $85 billion auto bailout by $170 million.
In the government’s latest report to Congress this month, the Treasury upped its estimate to $23.77 billion, up from $23.6 billion.
Last fall, the government dramatically boosted its forecast of losses on the rescues of General Motors Co., Chrysler Group LLC and their finance units from $14 billion to $23.6 billion.
Much of the increase in losses is due to the sharp decline of GM’s stock price over the last six months.
GM closed Monday at $24.23, down 0.6 percent. It’s down 35 percent over its 52-week-high of $37.23, but the Detroit automaker has rebounded from a low set last year of $19.05. The government’s most recent cost estimate is based on GM’s closing price of $21.29 as of Nov. 30.

A Simple Statement On What The White House Is Saying About Healthcare And The Catholic Church

2012-02-07T09:51:00.000-08:00

The best way to understand how the Obama administration's recent edit on it's war on the Catholic Church came from a New York congresswoman and quoted in the Daily Caller:

“This is the government saying, ‘Set your beliefs aside, and we know what is best for you,’” she added. “It has a chilling effect on all religions. It’s an overreach of the federal government. And it’s a dangerous precedent.”

In reality, it could apply to non-religious groups: agnostics and atheists included if the government so desired. Maybe you've heard other examples. What if citizens were required to eat pork. I know it's a silly statement but if this was mandatory, say, for health reasons, would not our Jewish and Muslim friends be offended?
Then there'd be serious hell to pay.

Dear Diary

2012-02-07T05:57:00.000-08:00

Egad! I've become exactly what I feared most, a bonafide Florida senior citizen. Everything runs on a schedule; like a train leaving the depot. Lizzie and I find ourselves going to bed, tired or not, at 9:30. We're now in the central time zone but it's SOP that we hit the hay on eastern time so we don't mess up our systems when we return to Ohio. I roust myself out of bed at 7:30 am; Lizzie and hour earlier. She watches, ick!, the Today Show. I'm on the computer immediatly after performing the morning chores. One hour later it's down to the work out room. Sometimes I don't do anything but watch TV. On other occasions I might lift a weight or two and could possibly jump up on the treadmill----or not. After this faux attempt at exercising Lizzie and I hook up and walk alternate Hwy. 98. There's no traffic, it parallels the Gulf and the sidewalk is filled with older folks 'shuffling' along. Know what I hate most about this trek? We'll pass fifty people and it's mandatory for everyone to say, "Good-morning", every damned time. That's too many words for me so I utter, "Howdy" but sometimes grunt, "Hi" or "Uh". Seems as though when it's after noon people don't say anything.
Our busy part of our day is noon to three pm. There's grocery shopping. We do our buying for one day only. It's like older folks not buying the green bananas joke. The chain grocery stores are Winn-Dixie and Publix. WD is too expensive. They charge at least 1 cent more for an orange than Publix. I've noticed that Lizzie and I do this: we'll pick up an orange and inspect it very closely. It might be that we do it because it's a time killer or because we're damned particular about what goes in our bodies or both. And Publix has a better array of post cards for our grandchildren and the price is right, too.
After this it's off to The Dollar Store. Whooee! Talk about bargains galore. They have items we won't use ever but they're so inexpensive it's impossible to pass them up.
At 2pm on the local TV channel we can watch The Closer----every day. Afterward, it's two episodes of the original Law & Order. Life doesn't get any better than this. Now that it's dinner time(don't laugh--it's 6pm in Ohio) we either have today's Publix fare or head out to the discount restaurant with coupon in hand.
That's it! Our week days are completed.
Week-ends are another story. If you've ever visited Wright-Patterson Air Museum in Dayton, Ohio you have to admit it was very inspiring. Well, the same can be said for The Pensacola Air and Naval Museum. I never thought I'd visit anything to rival WP but we did. For us, the week-ends are for day trips and Pensacola is well worth the hour drive. Did you know that at the very end of Pensacola Beach Key is a fort called Ft. Pickens? You do now. It was built in 1834 by slave labor from New Orleans. It's massive. The government sent the Indian 'renegade', Geronimo, to Ft. Pickens after his justified insurrection. Ft. Pickens is a highlight and so very fascinating especially when the tour guides are free. That's another aspect of being a senior; seeking out things that are free. The Pensacola museum is free but sometimes you'll be walking around and see a guide who has been hired by a group. These people go into more detail. You can't imagine how easy it is to mingle in just as though a fee had been paid. I did this at the Palace of Versailles in France and it worked to perfection.
Next week-end we're off to Seaside, Florida. It's only fifteen minutes from our condo. It's a quaint little community that has a food flea market every Saturday. It's also where the movie, The Truman Show, was filmed. The last time we went I got away without spending so much as a dollar. Admission to everything was the price of my eyesight. That's pretty much a constant statement for us old goats on the 'Redneck Riviera' of Destin; how much did it cost?
This is the wisdom I am imparting for the day : "If if costs something find an alternative activity unless you can work a scam". It's what old people are expected to do.

A Fairness Quiz

2012-02-07T05:55:00.001-08:00

President Obama has frequently justified his policies—and judged their outcomes—in terms of equity, justice and fairness. That raises an obvious question: How does our existing system—and his own policy record—stack up according to those criteria?

Is it fair that the richest 1% of Americans pay nearly 40% of all federal income taxes, and the richest 10% pay two-thirds of the tax?
Is it fair that the richest 10% of Americans shoulder a higher share of their country's income-tax burden than do the richest 10% in every other industrialized nation, including socialist Sweden?

It's Going To Be A War

2012-02-06T18:28:00.000-08:00

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — "Catholic leaders upped the ante Monday, threatening to challenge the Obama administration over a provision of the new health care law that would require all employers, including religious institutions, to pay for birth control.
As CBS 2’s Marcia Kramer reports, it could affect the presidential elections.

Catholic leaders are furious and determined to harness the voting power of the nation’s 70 million Catholic voters to stop a provision of President Barack Obama’s new heath car reform bill that will force Catholic schools, hospitals and charities to buy birth control pills, abortion-producing drugs and sterilization coverage for their employees".

I haven't done a personal commentary on this subject but the gut feeling is it's coming and soon.

2012-02-06T16:40:00.000-08:00

Includes 5 million whose unemployment bennies have run out and they've stopped looking for work. If Obama extends unemployment past the 99 weeks then he's looking at 10+ percent. What a conundrum for Obie. Had enough?

2012-02-06T16:38:00.000-08:00

"Happy Birthday, Mr. President"

2012-02-06T06:06:00.000-08:00

Consecutive birthdays: Feb. 3, Babe Ruth, Feb. 4, Alex Kingston Hawkeye, Feb. 5, Henry Aaron and Feb. 6, Ronald Reagan. That is a quite a string of greatness.

"Move Over Bubba. You've Got Company"

2012-02-06T05:57:00.001-08:00

She always called him “Mr. President” — not Jack. He refused to kiss her on the lips when they made love. But Mimi Alford, a White House intern from New Jersey, was smitten nonetheless.

She was in the midst of an 18-month affair with the most powerful man in the world, sharing not only John F. Kennedy’s bed but also some of his darkest and most intimate moments.

In her explosive new tell-all, “Once Upon a Secret: My Affair with President John F. Kennedy and Its Aftermath,” Alford, now a 69-year-old grandmother and retired New York City church administrator, sets the record straight in searingly candid detail. The book, out Wednesday was bought by The Post at a Manhattan bookstore.

Who's This M.I.A. Person, Anyway?

2012-02-06T05:37:00.000-08:00

Evidently Madonna put on quite a show in Indianapolis last evening. Lizzie and I were forced to watch. Our friends invited us over to watch the game and the wife of was super excited to see her perform. Then, when it was over she said, "well, that wasn't very good". My question is, why is it necessary to have contemporary type singers, the ones with scads of background dances and music that is louder than that of the main singer? Would it be so horrible to have a Shania Twain or a Michael Buble'? Heck, I'd even go for a guy who is a no-name singer of Frank Sinatra tunes.
Please understand, I have never been a Madonnna fan so right away I had more important things to do last night. I took the opportunity to clip and file my nails while she was on.
And one more question: who is this slut, whore M.I.A. person I've been reading so much about this morning?

George Will: Historians Will Marvel At Liberals Defense Of Abortion"

2012-02-05T13:36:00.000-08:00

From The Daily Caller:

On Sunday’s “This Week with George Stephanopoulos,” Washington Post columnist George Will said that last week’s decision — and subsequent reversal — by the Susan G. Komen Foundation to take funding away from Planned Parenthood was strictly about abortion and less about women’s health, adding that the case illustrates how far liberals are willing to take the fight to defend abortion.

“This is not about women’s health. This is about providing 300,000 abortions a year. Planned Parenthood cleverly cast this saying, ‘We are in the mammogram business.’ They’re not in the mammogram business — they are in the referral of mammograms. This showed two extraordinary things, George(Stephanoupolos). First, the American left cares about ending wars and they care about poverty and they care about the environment, but they really care about — when they’re not perfunctory — is when you touch abortions. And historians will marvel that American liberalism in the first part of the 21st century is defined as defense of abortion.”
Will added that there was a degree of hypocrisy in that the Obama administration has chosen to take the “choice” away from Catholic institutions pertaining to providing contraception.
“Second, all these people describing themselves as pro-choice said it is illegitimate to choose not to be involved in abortion. And a much more important decision politically that was taken this week was the Obama administration saying that Catholic institutions have no choice — and this was applauded by pro-choice people — have no choice but to provide contraception, abortion-inducing drugs and sterilization.

Obama-ites Losing Christians & Military In Droves

2012-02-05T06:27:00.000-08:00

Last week Cardinal-designate Timothy Dolan lashed out at the Obama Administration for forcing religious organizations to go out into the marketplace and buy a product that violates their conscience. New Obama regulations will force Christian organizations to provide free contraceptives, sterilizations and abortion drugs to workers even though this violates Catholic Church teaching. The new rules are so strict that most Catholic institutions will not qualify for an exemption.

This week the military is telling Catholic Chaplains what they can and cannot say about the Obama Administration. These are just the latest examples of Obama's war on Christians.

Except for Big Labor, communists. academia, Hollywood types and Occupy Wall Street folks, I can't think of too many groups this clown and his clownites haven't offended.

If You Enjoy Good Music Then Have A Listen

2012-02-05T05:26:00.000-08:00

The Council Bluffs Cowboy sent me a 'combined rendition' of the song, Stand by Me. It is unique in that it was done mostly by street people from around the world. Do yourself a favor and have a listen. I fully realize the explanation was lacking because I don't know squat about music but---I do know how to listen. Enjoy!

Another Week-End Dump: Solyndra

2012-02-05T05:21:00.000-08:00

Amid threats by a top House Republican to pursue contempt charges, the White House on Friday sent lawmakers more internal documents related to the $535 million loan guarantee to failed solar firm Solyndra.

This Is What's Called Being Anal

2012-02-04T19:08:00.000-08:00

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (CN) - A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the fraternity's deck.

Boys and girls, this story gets better yet. You can check out the rest of it here. It poses an bigger question and, possibly, a new posting: what's the most ridiculous thing you've done while drinking?

2012-02-04T17:46:00.000-08:00

The Big BS Report

2012-02-04T17:18:00.000-08:00

Now that the latest employment figures show that 1.2 million unemployed have decided to stop looking for a job the unemployment rate is at 8.3%. If we add those 1.2 to the those who stopped looking prior to these numbers the total is 5 million. If we can add another 5 million to that number we may get unemployment down to what it was under George Bush; 5%. That would be good news for Barry and that's why it's called the BS Report.

Our Destroyer in Chief

2012-02-04T07:10:00.000-08:00

You can blame Rachel 'Butch' Maddow for creating a controversy with this super charged picture painted by Jon McNaughton. It's been around for a few years but Maddow, in need of publicity, has brought the subject up again---most likely to make our Communist in Chief appear sympathetic to his sycophants. You can easily see a Depression era citizen woefully depressed.
It's intention, according to The Left is obvious: divide the nation by showing Obama trampling the Constitution. What's the problem with this? He's been doing it since he took office.

Kobayashi Sets World Record!

2012-02-04T06:03:00.001-08:00

Who would think it possible Takeru Kobayashi could take on the world and consume 337 chicken wings in 30 minutes? This isn't the only eating record he has held. The guy's a dynamo. I have a buddy we nicknamed 'Fat' for the obvious reason but he wouldn't hold a candle to Takeru.

Military Orders Catholic Chaplains Not To Read Letter From Bishops Criticizing Obama Administration Over Health Insurance Law…

2012-02-03T20:14:00.000-08:00

Protestant, Catholic, Muslim or Jew; there's big trouble brewing in this country and it rhymes with 'religious war'

Another Liberal Dufus

2012-02-03T19:08:00.001-08:00

Komen Caves

2012-02-03T14:03:00.000-08:00

The Susan Komen group reversed course today and apologized to Planned Parenthood. They now say they will continue to fund the abortion group. You know them. They're the ones who say they promote women's health care. Apparently someone got ahold of the top brass with threats of money, bribery, political action?

Don't Be Fooled. Unemployment At 11.5%

2012-02-03T13:31:00.001-08:00

February 3, 2012 by Don Surber

The new employment numbers are out and they show that unemployment fell to 8.3% in January. Woo-hoo. We added “243,000″ jobs, right?
Not exactly.
From Zero Hedge:

“In January, the number of Part Time workers rose by 699K, the most ever, from 27,040K to 27,739K, the third highest number in the history of this series. How about Full time jobs? They went from 113,765 to 113,845. An 80K increase. So the epic January number of 141.6 million employed, which rose by 847K at the headline level: only about 10 % of that was full time jobs: surely an indicator of the resurgent US economy… in which employers can’t even afford to give their workers full time employee benefits.”

"What A Crock Of Crap"

2012-02-03T05:40:00.000-08:00

Are you talented in the way I am when it comes to disingenuous speech? Does it seem to you that Obamainski has been uttering the "God" word in bunches lately? So, Comrade Obama says he 'falls to his knees' to pray a lot more lately. Does this mean there's a Saudi sheik living in the White House? It must be election time. The next news item I see will probably have him preaching at some black Baptist church.

President Obama's remarks at National Prayer Breakfast, as provided by White House

THE PRESIDENT:*** "Thank you. Please, please, everybody have a seat. Well, good morning, everybody. It is good to be with so many friends united in prayer. And I begin by giving all praise and honor to God for bringing us together here today".

***Gave his opening remarks facing east.

2012-02-02T18:19:00.000-08:00

hat tip: UK Daily and the Storm Lake Cuz

Komen Donations Up 100%

2012-02-02T16:19:00.000-08:00

In the wake of this week’s announcement that Susan G. Komen for the
Cure will no longer be awarding grants to Planned Parenthood, the breast cancer
organization’s donations have gone up 100 percent in the last two days. On a
Thursday conference call Nancy Brinker, the founder and CEO of the Komen
Foundation, told reporters that the organization is “singularly focused” on
combating breast cancer, and that the politics of the decision to stop funding
Planned Parenthood has been distracting from their mission.

A Man Of The People

2012-02-02T14:20:00.000-08:00

PRESIDENT OBAMA’S political star may have lost some of its luster, but he still sparkles in Tinseltown — at least when it comes to raking in cash from celebs.
Hollywood’s glitterati have lined up to cut fat checks for the President’s reelection bid, helping him to a cash-on-hand edge of 4 to 1 over likely GOP opponent Mitt Romney, new fund-raising records show.
A-lister Leonardo DiCaprio is one of his recent donors; so are Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Hilary Duff, Melanie Griffith and Peter and Bridget Fonda.
Boosted by the cash pipeline from the silver screen set, the President’s “Obama for America” reelection fund took in $39 million over the last three months of 2011 — bringing his war chest to a current total of about $82 million

Answer The Question

2012-02-02T11:52:00.000-08:00

The question is: Does this person leave the toilet seat up or down?

Photo:BigFurHat

Another Winner For The Football Factories

2012-02-02T10:15:00.000-08:00

WARNING: If you hate football and college football in particular stop reading now. Yesterday was college football signing day. It's a big deal especially for those young men who should view themselves as prize cattle on the auction block. College recruiter's and coaches make fools of themselves flying around the country to secure the services of 18 year olds to 'come play football for dear old' whatever. They promise their mother's they'll get a quality education at their school and will make sure they play square and obey the law of the pack. What a bunch of hooey. Of course, come next year I'll be following the Cyclones and Hawkeyes hoping against hope that we kick some serious Buckeye butt so this qualifies me for the 'Dumb and Dumber' award.
At any rate, the young man pictured here has to be one of those not so stellar Einsteins' when it comes to brain power. His name is Cassanova McKinzey. That, in itself, should be enough to make even a coach in danger of losing his job to back off but that's not the entire story. Young McKinzey spurned a full ride scholarship from Clemson and signed with the University of Auburn because-------------------Auburn had a Chick Fil A restaurant close to campus. Had McKinzey done his homework, something he most likely won't do beginning next September, he would have known that Clemson had a Chick Fil A on campus. Good God, here comes another democrat!

GM Volt sales plummet. Only 603 sold in January...

2012-02-02T06:59:00.000-08:00

It's a dandy of a vehicle car if you wish to deplete your bank account and want to incinerate yourself.

Are you 'LinkedIn'?

2012-02-02T06:32:00.001-08:00

It's a bother when my cell phone won't allow me to retrieve voice mail messages. Well, I wouldn't seriously say it's a bother because that's what's been happening for two weeks and I hadn't, until yesterday, taken the bull by the horns. A nice young man at AT&T took the battery out of the phone for a few seconds, put it back in and I was ready to go. He also showed me how to get rid of those pesky texts.
I was feeling pretty good about myself until this morning when my computer sent me a message with the names of 30 people who want me to me 'LinkedIn'. I don't want to be 'LinkedIn'. I don't know what 'LinkedIn' is and I don't care to know even if God wants me to be 'LinkedIn'. I have discovered the answer to this 'LinkedIn' problem. It's called 'DeletedIn'.

Gallup Predicts Big Win

2012-02-01T16:51:00.000-08:00

It's early on but does this make you feel better?

This Is The Face Of Obama

2012-02-01T15:20:00.000-08:00

Let's get serious about elections and who's running them. The guy in the photo is Jim Messina and he's Obama's campaign manager. Think about the guys in junior high who were on the receiving end of the famous 'bathroom swirly' or the shorts in the butt crack trick. This IS that guy. Don't get on me about making fun of people but when your campaign is headed by a guy whose lips require a name change to Sally it's worth noting. Besides that this dork keeps sending me emails from the Obama re-election committee. I have to admit I did sign up for them but only to see what the enemy is up to. Now that I can put a name to a face----------barf!

Who Said It

2012-02-01T12:04:00.000-08:00

Scroll to bottom for the answer:
1. The best social program is a good job.

2. I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.

3. The issue of economics is something that I’ve really never understood as well as I should.

4. I know something about killing. I don’t like killing. And I don’t think a state honors life by turning around and sanctioning killing. Now, that’s just a personal belief that I have.

5. In every election in American history both parties have their cliches. The party that has the cliches that ring true wins.

6. Isn’t it fitting that so many of those who have contempt for the private sector will soon find themselves back in it.

7 .We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.

8. I don’t like that man. I must get to know him better.

9. In America, there’s a failure to appreciate Europe’s leading role in the world.

10. In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

A: John McCain B. Bill Clinton C. John Kerry D. Ronald Reagan E. Newt Gingrich F. Abraham Lincoln G. Hillary Clinton H. Mitt Romney I. Barack Obama J. Martin Luther King Jr.

hat tip: BigFurHat

First, They Came For The Catholics

2012-02-01T06:06:00.001-08:00

President Obama and his radical feminist enforcers have had it in for Catholic medical providers from the get-go. It's about time all people of faith fought back against this unprecedented encroachment on religious liberty. First, they came for the Catholics. Who's next?

This weekend, Catholic bishops informed parishioners of the recent White House edict forcing religious hospitals, schools, charities and other health and social service providers to provide "free" abortifacient pills, sterilizations and contraception on demand in their insurance plans -- even if it violates their moral consciences and the teachings of their churches

Susan Komen Splits From Planned Parenthood

2012-02-01T05:40:00.000-08:00

You read it right. The Susan Komen group will no longer give financial aid to Planned Parenthood. Naturally, PP thinks it has to do with all types of other movements. My take is The Race for the Cure people have finally realized there's a connection between breast cancer and abortions. It's a documented fact!

CBO: Taxes Will Rise 30% In Next Two Years

2012-01-31T17:35:00.000-08:00

(CNSNews.com) - The amount of money the federal government takes out of the U.S. economy in taxes will increase by more than 30 percent between 2012 and 2014, according to the Budget and Economic Outlook published today by the CBO.
At the same time, according to CBO, the economy will remain sluggish, partly because of higher taxes.

2012-01-31T14:10:00.000-08:00

Is It Texting Or Is It Memorex?

2012-01-31T10:36:00.000-08:00

Lawdy, lawdy it's embarrassing living in the 21st century with all these new fangled gadgets and technology. I do believe it's the reason God set our life expectancy rates so the next generation can handle future inventions with ease while us old-timers fade into the sunset. True story. A month ago I visited the Dublin Public Library due to my computer contracting a virus. So, I sauntered in and sat down at a row of six computers. I thought it was strange and kind of funny there were five year olds sitting next to me looking at mini screens. They were all playing games and I was clueless as to how they worked--as if I wanted to. One of the toothless kindergartners kiddies pointed to the 'big people' computers and said, "You belong over there", so off I went. I may have hears giggling but I'm not sure.
Lizzie and I were driving to Springfield, Ohio to see the grandkids a month ago and she was fiddling with my cell phone when she said, "you have text messages". "Egg on my face", I thought. I had no idea about a text and if I did I couldn't have figured out how to open it so she did it for me. I told her to erase them so after she had done this to 37 of the 97 messages she told me her fingers were tired and would finish later. Later happened to be three days ago when all of a sudden she yelled at me, "You've got porn pictures on this phone"! There were two pictures which I wasn't allowed to see and then I got blamed because I happened to know people(men) who sent porn. What is it with women? Every man I know, some time in his life, has sent out sexually suggestive jokes or pictures but I got the blame because I knew them. I have a priest friend who sends sexually suggestive jokes. An elder in a church does the same. I do know the photo's came from 989 area code which is in Michigan so I can sort of put my finger on who sent it except I haven't talked with him for four years. I guess if a person has to send out porn time stands still when men are men.
Last night I figured out how to get at the text messages still in my phone vault. I had four from 2010 asking me if I wanted to go golfing and/or fishing. My stock broker sent me one showing his new boat and another of his granddaughter holding a shot gun she won at some event. In addition, he had fourteen other texts dating back two years. What a shocker if I'd have received a text from the lottery commission saying I had twenty-four hours to pick up my million dollars; six months ago.
After these adventures a normal person would think that texting would become an integral part of my life from this day forward. But you'd be wrong if you said in the affirmative. I could care less. Besides, by the time I figured out how to do it I'd be dead which is the way God meant it to be.

Remember This?

2012-01-31T10:18:00.000-08:00

So what that Eric Holder keeps a picture of Janet Reno on his office wall. Afterall, birds of a feather and all that jazz!

Hooray For This Guy

2012-01-31T10:03:00.000-08:00

(CNSNews.com) - Roman Catholic Bishop David A. Zubik of Pittsburgh says the Obama administration is telling American Catholics: “To Hell with you.”

“The Obama administration has just told the Catholics of the United States, ‘To Hell with you!’” the bishop said in a column posted on his diocesan website. “There is no other way to put it.”

As an aside why not carry this scenario out. Let's say you're an atheist and want to have two children but the Obamaites want a one child policy. I mean, it happens in other places. People, we all come from all walks of like with our own interests. If the government decides one of your priorities is wrong then you may be SOL. With this administration it's a lot more than the abortion issue.

Adios Bourgeoisie?

2012-01-31T07:34:00.000-08:00

According to Obamainksi we have only two classes in this country; the uber rich and the uber poor. As a man from southern Kentucky once told me, "there ain't no middlin' class". Since we are a two class society, according to the 99%'ers I wondered how we got that way then I came across an article from Dan Cirucci, Penn State University-Abingdon. It's really quite simple. Commie Czar #1 planned it that way:

Ten Ways That Obama Is Destroying The Middle Class

President Obama spent a lot of time during his State of the Union speech talking about protecting, preserving and helping the middle class.
But the record shows that his policies are actually contributing to the destruction of the middle class.
In fact, the statistics paint a sobering picture for just what President Obama has achieved in his fight to “help the middle class reclaim a sense of economic security that will benefit the entire economy”:
•Unemployment: The number of people unemployed has grown by over one million.
•Long-term Unemployment: The average duration of unemployment has more than doubled, to an astonishing 40.8 weeks.
•Jobs: Nearly 1.7 million jobs have been lost.
•Income: Median household income has declined by nearly $1,000.
•Poverty: The number of people in poverty has grown by over six million.
•Hunger: Food stamp participation has increased by more than 14 million people, to a devastating 46.2 million.
•Health Care: Average family health insurance premiums have increased by more than $1,500.
•Energy: Gas prices have nearly doubled, to $3.38 per gallon.
•Housing: Foreclosures have spiked to a record one-million-plus annually.
•Debt: Each family’s share of the publicly-held national debt has skyrocketed by more than $35,000, to nearly $90,000.

A Case Of Mistaken Identity

2012-01-30T17:23:00.001-08:00

Ever since our Emperor made 'The Bow' in Saudi Arabia it's been concluded it was made to King Abdullah. Then I took a closer look at the photo and it appears we were all wrong. It isn' a bow to the King. I'll be damned if Nicholas Sarkozy isn't the recepient of our fool's back bend.

Say What? No Epidural!

2012-01-30T13:19:00.000-08:00

The Associated Press:

DES MOINES — At 13 pounds, 13 ounces, Asher Stewardson was even bigger than his brother at birth.
Asher was delivered without the aid of surgery on Thursday at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines. Fifteen months ago, his brother, Judah, arrived weighing 12 pounds and an ounce at birth.
Mercy officials say only a tenth of 1 percent of all newborns weigh more than 11 pounds at birth.
The boys’ mother, Kendall, Stewardson, endured six hours of labor without an epidural injection. She says she and her husband, Joshua, wanted to avoid cesarean delivery because that wouldn’t have been good for her or Asher.

Why My Children Think I'm 'Out Of It'

2012-01-30T13:12:00.000-08:00

Accomplishments Of A Fascist Leader

2012-01-30T12:47:00.001-08:00

As Walter Brennan said on The Guns Of Will Sonnet, "No brag. Just fact".

Startling But True

2012-01-30T10:59:00.000-08:00

BigFurHat

Where Did I Go Wrong?

2012-01-30T09:49:00.001-08:00

In a defiant raspberry to the city Department of Education — and taxpayers — disgraced teacher Alan Rosenfeld, 66, won’t retire.

Deemed a danger to kids, the typing teacher with a $10 million real estate portfolio hasn’t been allowed in a classroom for more than a decade, but still collects $100,049 a year in city salary — plus health benefits, a growing pension nest egg, vacation and sick pay.

Mayor Bloomberg and Gov. Cuomo can call for better teacher evaluations until they’re blue-faced, but Rosenfeld and six peers with similar gigs costing about $650,000 a year in total salaries are untouchable. Under a system shackled by protections for tenured teachers, they can’t be fired, the DOE says.

Two Different Stories

2012-01-30T07:33:00.000-08:00

Trooper: Occupy protesters face same arrest risks:
The Occupy Des Moines protesters empty a city park they had been told to leave and return to state property where dozens of people were arrested in October. More arrests are expected about 11 p.m. today.

More than 2,000 U.S. flags lined the streets of Centerville as the southern Iowa town mourned the death of Marine Master Sgt. Travis Riddick.
Riddick, 40, graduated from Centerville High School in 1990. He died in a helicopter crash while serving in Afghanistan on Jan. 19.

Two different stories running side by side on the Des Moines Register website. For some strange reason it hit me right between the eyes. One person gives his life so that others have the 'right' to protest the fact that their lives and civil rights are something one would find in a gulag.

2012-01-29T17:24:00.000-08:00

'Get The Hell Out'

2012-01-29T16:23:00.000-08:00

Those are the words from US Representative, Lt. Col. Allen West to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Barack Obama. They are destroying America and if they don't like it here get the hell out, said West. If a black man says this is it reverse racism?

Holder Was Informed Of 'Fast And Furious' The Day It Happened

2012-01-29T15:54:00.001-08:00

Attorney General Eric Holder’s Department of Justice dumped documents related to Operation Fast and Furious on congressional officials late Friday night. Central to this document dump is a series of emails showing Holder was informed of slain Border Patrol agent Brian Terry’s murder on the day it happened – December 15, 2010.

It's Great To Be The King

2012-01-29T06:39:00.000-08:00

"The attorney, Michael Jablonski, responded to the legal challenges of several Georgia voters by just plain refusing to participate in the court proceedings. He announced that he and his client, the president of the United States, would simply “suspend further participation” in the Georgia court case and that President Obama would ignore a subpoena to appear.

Seaside Florida

2012-01-29T05:57:00.000-08:00

We drove over to Seaside yesterday. It's a twenty minute drive from our condo and is a quaint community. The film starring Jim Carrey, Laura Linney and Ed Harris called, The Truman Show, was filmed in it. Every Saturday folks bring their goods to the town square to be sold. There are art shops aplenty and a book store that has an author available for a signing every Saturday. I had a brief chat with this week's authoress and have to admit I can't remember her name. I do know this. She's from Atlanta, worked for Gannett, has red hair, has been compared to Erma Bombeck and is slightly overweight for around fifty-five. If you know the person let me know. I might buy her book---or not.
It must cost bucket loads of money to live at Seaside but why would a person want to? Think about being in a cage at the zoo; folks walking around your street gawking and dropping candy wrappers on your sidewalk. The side streets are very small and the homes have the names of the owners and their home town on the front; like they're special or something. This is the off season so the homes were vacant for the most part.
We were only at Seaside for two hours. It was okay; got me away from television for awhile and I didn't spend any money, either.