We Live In Bizarre Times

From Delaware Bob:




• If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with
him.

• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans
are in America.

• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans
voting in our elections are good.

• IT WAS COOL FOR JOE BIDEN TO "BLACKMAIL" THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE, BUT
IT’S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE IF DONALD TRUMP INQUIRES ABOUT IT. 

• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.

• Illegal's aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough
medicine without it.

• CITIZENS ARE FINED IF THEY DON’T BUY THEIR OWN HEALTH INSURANCE, AND
THEN THEY ARE FORCED TO BUY IT FOR ILLEGAL'S.

• PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER OWNED SLAVES SHOULD PAY SLAVERY REPARATIONS TO
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN SLAVES.

• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in
restaurants is virtuous.

• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college
students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.

• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better
be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.

• IRISH DOCTORS AND GERMAN ENGINEERS WHO WANT TO IMMIGRATE MUST GO
THROUGH A RIGOROUS VETTING PROCESS, BUT ANY ILLITERATE CENTRAL-AMERICAN
GANG-BANGER WHO JUMPS THE SOUTHERN FENCE IS WELCOME.

• $5 BILLION FOR BORDER SECURITY IS TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT $1.5 TRILLION FOR
“FREE” HEALTH CARE FOR ILLEGAL'S IS NOT.

• IF YOU CHEAT TO GET INTO COLLEGE YOU GO TO PRISON, BUT IF YOU CHEAT TO
GET INTO THE COUNTRY YOU GO TO COLLEGE FOR FREE.

• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put
illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.

• PEOPLE WHO SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GENDER ARE DEMANDING A FEMALE
PRESIDENT 

• Illegal's don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.

• WE SEE OTHER COUNTRIES GOING SOCIALIST AND COLLAPSING, AND IT SEEMS
LIKE A GREAT PLAN TO SOME.

• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the
ballot is good.

• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as
vaginas are good. 

• SOME PEOPLE ARE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THEY
WERE BORN, AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY ARE
DOING RIGHT NOW.

• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping
them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.

* AND POINTING OUT ALL THIS HYPOCRISY SOMEHOW MAKES US "RACISTS