Pictured above is a graduate of the Barnum & Baily School of Clowns in Sarasota, Florida. I lied. He's actually a Rhodes Scholar who heads up charitable giving programs all across the country. Another lie.
He was arrested for setting fire to a police car in Chicago. This is the truth. Can you believe a handsome young man like this could be involved in mayhem?
It doesn't figure, does it. I'm laughing but you can't hear me.
Actually, his name his Timothy O'Donnell from Chicago. If you can't make out the writing on his neck it reads, 'pretty'. It should read 'pretty stupid'.
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