Saturday, June 13, 2020

Sorry Stacey, You Didn't Make The Cut



Joltin' Joe has announced his final list of candidates for veep: Rep. Val Demings (D-FL), Senator Liz Warren, compulsive liar Susan Rice, Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance BottomsKamala Harris and crazed New Mexico Governor Michelle Grisham.

Let me think: Demmings was in law enforcement so adios to you. Warren would likely perform a coup. Susan Rice? Benghazi liar. Go ahead Joe, it'd be fun watching her skate out of that one. Kamala Harris who rose to the top while lying on her back with heels in the air. Don't know much about the other two and neither do you. But it doesn't matter. Who the heck had ever heard of Tim Kaine. As FDR's first VP John Nance Garner said, "Being the vice-president is as imortant as a bucket of warm spit. Maybe that's why Garner wasn' there for the second go round. 

Here's another clue about being the veep. Harry Truman was FDR's last vice-president. At the time the president took office in March. Roosevelt died the following April. Truman had never had a conversation with his leader. The military had to clue Truman in on something called the Atom bomb.

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