You know the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, right. In today's society I'm shocked dwarfs are still allowed in our our society. If we can get rid of Aunt Jemimah why not midgets?
Regardless, Disney World in Orlando has reopened and with it all the programs to enchant men and women of all ages while emptying their wallets.
But, and this is America today. One of the programs is the story of dear Snow White. If you remember your childhood the poor child is poisoned by a wicked witch and dies. She's lying on a platform when the wonderful prince comes along, gives her a kiss and she awakens from her doom. He saved her life and they lived happily ever after, right?
Not quite. A reporter from the San Francisco Chronicle(what'd you expect, Mad Magazine) was outraged at the entire scenario. It bothered her immensely about 'The Kiss'. She posed the ending herself. The Prince needed to get permission from the dead lady.
Folks, you can't make up this stuff.
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