I wonder what it is about seniors that their toenails turn into concrete. Lately, I've noticed mine are the toughness of concrete and believe me when I write it's heck bending over to clip those nasty critters. I used to be able to clip them with ordinary fingernail clippers. Not any more. Now I use a blowtorch to soften 'em then hedge clippers to finish the job.
Who knew there'd be a market for senior clippers but there is.
I supposed this item works but in reality I could've come up with something better. When I had my hips replaced the hospital gave me a grabber. It was metal pole about three feet in length and on I could pick up clothes with it by squeezing the handle. I think I could make one for toenails.
If you want to order one call me at 555-yes-money and I'll send one out. They're only $39.95 but if you can in the next 24 hours I'll send on free. Shipping not included.
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