"You Can't Fix Stupid"

One of comedian Ron White's famous lines when doing his schtick is, "You can't fix stupid" when referring to bimbo women.

Evidently you can't fix stupid when it comes to beer drinkers. 38% per cent of beer drinkers say they have stopped drinking Corona.

And these people vote!

Senate Dems High Five After Voting For Death Of Children

Sen. Ben Sasse(R-Nebraska) sponsored a bill, The Born Alive Infant Protection Act. Senate Democrats defeated the bill. It said that any babies born after a botched abortion would be allowed to die. Senators Chuck Schumer and Heidi Heitkamp, both Democrats, were seen high fiving each other after the bill failed. In the history of abortions there are 239 cited cases where the children lived. It is unknown how many thousands were left to die, be executed, slaughtered.

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I Find Democrats----Interesting.

Have you watched any of the Democrat debates? To be honest with you I haven't. But, according to reputable sources, none of these debates has displayed the American flag. I did see a video of the first debate in Iowa when someone removed the flag immediately prior to the beginning of that debate.

At the last debate Elizabeth Warren chastised Michael Bloomberg for telling one of his employees who was pregnant to ''kill the baby' so she wouldn't have to take pregnancy leave. I find it strange that Warren is all for allowing babies born alive to die after botched abortions. Am I wrong in my thinking?

Why is this?

The Evolution Of Dating

Has Joe Suffered A Stroke?

Joe Biden has committed three serous gaffes in the last three days and they weren't about eating a Milky Way instead of a Snickers.

A couple of days ago he told the people of South Carolina(specifically Blacks) he was in South Africa to meet with Nelson Mandela when he was released from jail. He went on to say he and UN Ambassador, Andrew Young, were arrested that same day by the South African police. But Young spoke to reporters and said he was never arrested in SA and had no knowledge of Joe Being either.

Yesterday Biden said to a group of people that, "He hoped they would vote him into the U.S. Senate".

On Monday Biden stated he worked with Chinese leader, Deng Xiaoping on the Paris Climate Accords. "C'mon, Joe, the Accords were signed 20 years after the guy bit the bullet.

Regardless of how you feel about our former vice-president this nonsense is scary.

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

A new survey of registered African American voters found that a significant number are disillusioned with the Democratic Party.

The survey, conducted by the political action committee BlackPAC, found that while black voters are largely supportive of the Democratic Party and align most with its values, more than half feel that the party is not paying close enough attention to the black community. Democrats, they argue, grew too distracted by impeachment to focus on the issues that matter to black voters, putting them out of touch with the key bloc whose support they’ve relied on for decades.

Politico(Not exactly a conservative publication)

Weinstein Pulls A Fred G. Sanford; Fakes The 'Big One'

Harvey Weinstein has been rushed to the hospital after complaining of chest pains. The disgraced movie mogul was on his way to the infirmary at Rikers Island but was rerouted and taken to Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan on Monday, a representative for Weinstein told Variety. 
NY Post

It Only Costs This Much

Over the weekend, when Democratic (Socialist) front runner Bernie Sanders was asked how much all of his ambitious plans would cost if they were implemented, he gave the worst possible answer. Simply put, he didn't know: Anderson Cooper: Do you know how all-- how much though? I mean, do you have a price tag for-- for all of this? Bernie Sanders We do. I mean, you know, and-- and-- the price tag is-- it will be substantially less than letting the current system go. I think it's about $30 trillion. Anderson Cooper: That's just for Medicare for All, you're talking about?

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Oldest Living Man Dies

As soon as I saw the headline in the NY Post about the oldest living man dying I asked myself, "India or Japan?" It was Japan. Must be the fish and seaweed because it seems all the oldsters have a monopoly on long life. Anyway, Mr. Watanabe at age 112 lived a rather long and, I hope, prosperous life. Hell, I think it's amazing he survived WWII.



You might be interested in knowing the oldest living woman, Kane Tanaka age 117, also lives in Japan.

Identify The Husband

I can relate.

Origins Of The Coronavirus

Scientists, politicians and laymen around the world are speculating on the origins of the Coronavsirus. What the heck. It could be any number of things. Ever heard of the Swine Flu? As for me I'm not concerned that it's a pandemic.

So far we're quite certain 98% of those getting the Corona flu will die. That's not a great deal considering 100 million died from the flu following WWI as the lads went back to their homes of origin.

So, thinking about swine I was curious about what other foods common in China might be carriers of this disease or others like it.

First, it's a sad commentary when one of the number one items of consumption is the dog. Chinese breed these by the hundreds of thousands for this use.

But here are some others: almost mature chicken eggs. They're great at cocktail parties. Fried rat, internals removed of course. Monkey brains are very popular items as well as scorpions on a stick. I understand movie theaters are the main source for selling.

The Chinese eat these items the way we eat M&M's and cashews. I do know that pig nuts are a huge item for consumption in the Midwest of this country but I've never heard of a pandemic beginning over these nuggets.


































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Yep. I Did This

I'd bet when you looked at this picture you might have asked, "What kind of moron would do this?" Well, I'm that moron except it was on the drivers side window which is even more inexcusable.

It was around the year 2000 and I was working as a salesman in Midland, Michigan the home of Dow Chemical. I arrived at the Holiday Inn around 5 pm and gathered my overnight gear. The next morning when I got to my car I said, "What a moron am I". It seemed appropriate at the time.

Quote Of The Day

This should be on a giant billboard in every city in the US. 

“America does not need to see the tax return of a billionaire who became a public servant.”

“America needs to see the tax returns of public servants who became millionaires while being

public servants.”

Colors For Men

A Truism

And That's The Truth

It Started With A Lawsuit And The Boy Scouts Are Bankrupt

Back in 1980, when a gay guy lost his lawsuit against BSA for dropping him as a scout leader, Wells Fargo, the United Way of San Francisco, Levi Strauss and the Bank of America cut off funding to the organization. San Francisco and Oakland schools prohibited the scouts from using their facilities on weekdays.

After the Supreme Court’s disturbingly narrow 5-4 decision in 2000 holding that the Boy Scouts could not be forced to admit gay scout leaders, the Times denounced the decision in an editorial, calling the court’s ruling “one of its lowest moments of the term.”

The following month, the Times‘ “ethicist,” Randy Cohen, advised a reader to pull her son out of the Cub Scouts, saying it was “the ethical thing to do.” The “ethicist” explained: “Just as one is honor bound to quit an organization that excludes African-Americans, so you should withdraw from scouting as long as it rejects homosexuals.”

Also in response to the Supreme Court’s decision, Chase Manhattan Bank, Textron Inc. and dozens more United Way chapters withdrew millions of dollars in contributions. More cities dropped their support of the Boy Scouts.

In his pre-Super Bowl TV interview in 2013, President Barack Obama was still harping on the Boy Scouts’ refusal to allow gay scoutmasters: “Gays and lesbians should have access and opportunity the same way everybody else does.”

Ann Coulter from Taki's Magazine

Hold My Beer

He Said It, Not Me

House Majority Whip James Clyburn, D-S.C., downplayed the strong economic numbers among African-Americans on “Your World with Neil Cavuto” Tuesday, saying that black people “were fully employed during slavery.”

The Day All Hell Broke Loose In Las Vegas

A flock of MAGA hat-wearing pigeons was released in Downtown Las Vegas Tuesday. 

The trained birds were released by the anonymous radical group PUTIN, which stands for Pigeons United To Interfere Now, on the eve of Wednesday night's Democratic Debate in Sin City. 

The leader of the flock was adorned with a small, orange toupee, resembling that of President Donald Trump. 

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That'll Take Care Of The Problem

Democratic presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg suggested the governor of New York don a cowboy hat and stare down Native American tribes with a shotgun over a disagreement on cigarette taxes.
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Dogs Know

Last Friday around noon I got that all too familiar feeling and said to The Queen, "I'm coming down with something". By this I meant a cold or the flu. One would think I'd head right out to Walgreen's to meet the creeping crud head on but, no, that's not the way I work.

The next day my wife took off for Cincinnati to see the grandkids so it was up to me to give Charlie his morning walk. Thank God didn't mess around and we were back home in ten minutes. I immediately plopped down on the couch to catch my breath and stayed put for two hours. Charlie knew something was up because he jump onto the couch and stayed with me all that time. At 11 am I went to bed and Charlie followed. I stayed put until 6 pm and Charlie was cuddled up next to me all that time.

Here it is, Wednesday morning and I'm still feeling like a dead mouse. For two nights in a row I'll lie in bed not sleeping. At around 3 am I begin to cough and do so every fifteen seconds until I can't stand it any longer. But there's Charlie still clinging to me. What a champ. I know how I'd react if I had to sleep with Her Majesty and she was hacking away. I'd get out of bed and check into a Hampton Inn.

The point of this is a dog is man's best friend. As I write this Charlie is snuggled up next to me. Wherever I go he goes. I'm always reading dog articles about their moods. According to many I've read your pooch knows when you're happy, sad or sick and they react accordingly.

Can you imaging your best friend lying in his cage at night listening to you hack and cough like you have a brick in your lungs? If dogs could talk I'm sure he'd be saying, "Would you shut the F up".

Are You Concerned By The Coronavirus

I'd be willing to wager not many folks in this country wake up in a cold sweat thinking about catching or dying from the Coronavirus. Hey, it's news material.

Sen. Tom Cotton(R-Ark) has a theory on its origins. Just outside the city of Wuhan the Chinese have a medical facility that deals with different types of diseases. Just a thought.

Anyway, the Black Plague spread from Europe across Asia between 1346-53 and 200 million poor bastards died. That's a lot of folks.

Luckily for them there wasn't television, cell phones, social media etc. so they were clueless and, better  yet, there was no such thing as CNN.

Bloomie Shows Us How It's Done

We Is So Dumb

The last three Democrat candidates for president have put the middle class in our place. Obama told us we didn't build that. Hillary told us we were deplorable. And now Mike Bloomberg flat out says we're stupid.

The questions that need to be asked are when did the Democrat Party eliminate the middle class from their constituency and why?

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"And That's Why God Made A Farmer"

I'm certain you've heard it by now that Michael Bloomberg put his foot in a big pile of cow pie. Yes, in 2016 while at a symposium he stated, in so many words, it doesn't take much to be a farmer: "dig a hole, put in some seed, cover the  hole with dirt, water it and corn comes up." Bloomberg said it doesn't take many brains to do this.

For millions upon millions who've never been near a farm I sure this statement didn't hit home. Ask them the question of where does the corm come from, where do we get our bread, where does our beef come from and they'll give you the same answer. It'd be the grocery story.

I grew up in corn and hog country. I've worked on farms. Folks, it's hard work. We'd get in the fields by 5 am and work through until lunch. There was always a huge spread because farmers need to eat. Then we'd get back in the fields and continue on to dark.

I'd watch the farmer til the soil, fix his tractor, weld, slop the hogs, all the while hoping the rain doesn't come until that days work is finished then hoping that rain comes the next day.

Why is it people, politicians especially, need to have the answers on everything? Why not say, when asked a question they don't know, tell the questioner they don't have the answer but get back to them when they find out.

The Biggest News Story Of The Day

It's on all the news shows. You've seen the story. A guy is sitting behind a woman on an American Airlines flight. She puts her headrest all the way back. He doesn't appreciate this lack of legroom so he begins to push the head seat forward in a continuous fashion.

Such children. Now, the lady wants to file a lawsuit. Such children.

Let me offer another scenario:

Man: "I was wondering if you might put you're seat up. There isn't much room for my legs".

Woman: "Oh, I'm sorry. Of course I will".

End of story.

There are two scenarios to this story. (1) The media is hard pressed to for significant news and (2) two ding dongs don't deserve this type of celebrity.

I'ts Biblical In Scope

Locust armies numbering in the billions are absolutely ravaging large portions of eastern Africa and vast stretches of the Middle East.  We are being told that these locust armies “are unprecedented in size and scope”, which means that we have never seen anything like this before.  And as you will see below, the UN continues to warn that the number of locusts could get “500 times bigger” by June. 

These locusts travel in swarms up to 40 miles wide, each one can eat the equivalent of its own body weight every day, and the swarms can travel close to 100 miles in a 24 hour period.   This is a nightmare of epic proportions, and it is just getting started.
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Evidently, Some People Have Never Heard Of Jeffrey Epstein

But, Can We afford It

Pluralist-

Sen. Bernie Sanders has declared that sex reassignment surgeries for transgender people would be covered by taxpayers in his planned government-run health-care system

Iowa Leads The Nation In ACT Scores

Whenever I see Iowa in the news I perk up. So, my interest was piqued when I read an article that Iowa leads the nation in ACT scores. Sadly things are never what they seem to be or just maybe I have high expectations.

The point of this is Iowa's ACT average is 21.6. If you don't know what this means it's a basis for determining how kids get into college because of brain power. ACT's are mostly administered in the Midwest. PSAT's are used on the East and West Coasts.

The highest a kid can score on the ACT is a 36. C'mon. Iowa leads the nation with that pitiful score. In 1963 I took the ACT except I was clueless as to why. Maybe I wasn't paying attention when Mr. Riemenschneider explained the significance of it. All I remember is I went to our high school one Saturday morning, opened the booklet and made designs of the multiple choice questions so I could get out of the exam quickly. Even so, I scored a 20. Gosh, what if I had tried?

Is it possible I could have become an accountant instead of a Phy. Ed. Major? I doubt it. If it had been possible for me to major in screwing around and drinking beer I'd have been a straight A student. and on the Dean's List every quarter.

Question Of The Day

Which is more importand: Valentine's Day or Festivus For The Rest Of Us?

Worst 1st Date Ever

A Massachusetts woman had the first date from hell after her date decided to rob a bank and use her as his unwilling getaway driver.

Shelby Sampson, from Attleboro Falls, was initially charged as an accessory for assisting Christopher Castillo in the heist at the Bristol County Savings Bank on Commonwealth Avenue while the pair were on their first date.  Prosecutors would eventually drop the charges against her, the Sun Chronicle reports. 

UK Daily Mail

I Wonder If She Wears A Jock Strap

A biologically male marathon runner who identifies as a transgender woman is set to compete in the USA Olympic trials later in February.

Megan Youngren “is set to make history on Feb. 29 as the first openly transgender athlete to compete at the U.S. Olympic marathon trials,” Sports Illustrated reported. Youngren qualified for the trials after a strong performance on Dec. 8, 2019 in the California International Marathon.

Weasel Zippers

It shouldn't be that big of a deal. I remember back in the day when the East Germans did this all the time. 

I Will Not Be Quarantined

The Real Story

The tree was cut down to make paper bags because SJW were protesting the use of plastic.

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Has To Be Kentucky

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I Hate When This Happens

Charlie Got Me A Valentine

The Queen and I aren't big on Valentine's Day. Oh, over the years I've purchased her a gift and especially a card. Young people, especially guys, are required to do such things.

Valentine's Day gifts for high school girlfriends are mandatory. I remember, it must have been around 1984, I was teaching American History at Alleman High School in Rock Island and we got on the subject of the event that began back in the 400's A.D. One of my students, Sue Quade, a rather attractive young lady and I were talking about the big day while the rest of the class listened intently.

Sue said out loud that if you have a boyfriend it's expected he get you a gift; the bigger the gift the more action he gets. Of course, we all laughed but I think that's true regardless of age.

Anyway, last night Charlie was lying at the foot of our bed at around 10 pm when all of a sudden he bolted. I didn't know where to so I continued to lie there. After about ten minutes I got up and went downstairs and began calling his name; no answer. I searched every nook and cranny in the house then went upstairs and did the same. I've learned that Charlie leaves the bed for two reasons: he goes to his night cage or he goes downstairs sniffing around the kitchen or dining room floors looking for food.

I came back upstairs and looked in the Queens bedroom but no Charlie so again I went downstairs and called his name. Shortly thereafter here he comes from upstairs. He hit the bottom step crawling on all fours with his head down. Stupid me! I should have known something was up but it took Her Majesty to clue me in this morning. She said, "Look around for BM". I did but couldn't find any. Then I took the lad for a walk on this morning in 8 degree temperatures. I know he doesn't like rain or cold or snow so I figured it'd be a five minute walk. Thirty minutes later I returned home with his 'Mutt Mitt' empty.

As soon as I walked in the house I went upstairs to make the bed and there it was, my personal Valentine gift. What a joy! I won't tell you much more because you already know the outcome. I will say it was brown. At least he had the common courtesy to leave it in a hardened state.

The mushy ones make me sick.

Medal Of Freedom

Mass Burial In Indiana

More than 2,400 fetuses found last year in the Illinois home of one of the Midwest’s most prolific abortion doctors will be buried in Indiana Wednesday, officials said.

Indiana Attorney General Curtis Hill will preside over the mass burial at Southlawn Cemetery in South Bend and later give an update on the investigation into Dr. Ulrich Klopfer, and whether anyone assisted him in moving the remains to his home in Crete, Ill.

The service comes five months after relatives sorting through Klopfer’s belongings after his Sept. 3, 2019, death came across 2,246 sets of preserved fetal remains stacked floor to ceiling in his garage. Later, 165 more were found in the trunk of a car at a business where Klopfer kept several vehicles.

Klopfer, who was 79, performed tens of thousands of abortions over 40 years, mainly in Indiana and often as the only abortion doctor serving South Bend, Gary and Fort Wayne.

Hellava Man

The Real Definition Of Conceal/Carry

Psycho Babe

BOWLING GREEN, Ky. (WBKO) -- A Smiths Grove woman is sentenced for shooting her boyfriend over a thermostat setting.

Warren Circuit Court Judge Steve Wilson sentenced 53-year-old Candy Moss to 15 years in prison for first degree assault and tampering with evidence.

Moss pleaded guilty to shooting 64-year-old Steve Flynn twice in their home on November 28, 2018 when they disagreed about where the thermostat should be set.

Drunk Bowling

Go Ahead. Make My Day

A Case Of Mistaken Identity

 A former cop, Daniel Sprague, was celebrating his 50th birthday at The Stage bar on Broadway in Nashville, Tennessee, and donned a red “Make Fifty Great Again” hat given to him by his wife.

An unknown lady approached him and he got way laid. She had a ring on the hand that smacked the poor guy. Sadly, she made a getaway and wasn't apprehended. 

This country is in big trouble.

When You Lie On Your Resume' And Still Get A Job

Michelle's Mirror

You Can Tell About People By The Little Things They Do

• In 1986, Trump helped stop the foreclosure of Annabel Hill’s family farm in Georgia. He contributed $39,000 toward the money she needed to pay off the mortgage.

• Two years later, Trump sent his personal jet to fly 3-year-old Andrew Ten across the country for critical medical care after commercial airlines refused to allow his life-support system on board.

• In 2000, Trump gave a “generous” check to the family of a young girl named Megan, who was suffering from Brittle Bone Disease. He saw her on the Maury Povich show and was moved.

• Trump not only allowed actress Jennifer Hudson, who is black, and her family to stay free at his Trump International Hotel & Tower in Chicago after her mother and brother were murdered in 2008, he apparently increased security for them.

• Three years before winning the presidency, Trump  gave a $10,000 check to bus driver Darnell Barton, who stopped a suicidal woman from jumping off an overpass in Buffalo.

• A year later, Trump wrote a $25,000 check to retired Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi, who had been in a Mexican jail for seven months. While carrying loaded weapons, he had made a wrong turn on a California freeway that forced him into the Tijuana port of entry with no way to turn back. Trump sent the money to help Tahmooressi “get back on his feet.”
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One Big Similarity Between Mayor Pete And Bernie

It's a shame the media is ignoring Buttigieg's background. I wonder how much all of us are influenced by our parents. Quite a bit I'd bet.

Bernie Sanders is a communist. There's no doubt about it. Pete's dad, Joseph Buttigieg, was a "Marxist professor" who lauded and spoke fondly of The Communist Manifesto. He was also a professor at the Univ. of Notre Dame.

Trust me when I write this is a truthism.

Wanted: Need The STWT Movement

We need another PETA type group in this country so I'm advocating the STWT Movement. It's also referred to as Stop The Wind Turbine Movement. One would have to drive the farmlands of the Midwest to appreciate the need. There are wind turbines as far as the eye can see.

From Michelle's Mirror:

Tens of thousands of aging blades are coming down from steel towers around the world and most have nowhere to go but landfills. In the U.S. alone, about 8,000 will be removed in each of the next four years…

Built to withstand hurricane-force winds, the blades can’t easily be crushed, recycled or repurposed. That’s created an urgent search for alternatives in places that lack wide-open prairies. In the U.S., they go to the handful of landfills that accept them, in Lake Mills, Iowa; Sioux Falls, South Dakota; and Casper, where they will be interred in stacks that reach 30 feet under.

Damn, it sucks being green.

The Japanese Do It Right

The Japanese have efficient and clean subways and trains----and now this.

An airport in Japan is ensuring the skies are a little friendlier for four-legged travelers by setting up a doggy toilet area, complete with a “pee pole” to allow canines to relieve themselves.
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When Nancy Flew Solo

MSNBC Reporter: What Am I Missing

Katy Tur: "When I ask people if they’re voting for [POTUS], I hear about their 401(k)s a lot … but there are those out there who don't have a 401(k) [and] this economy is not really working for them."

"They can get a car, but it's a loan that will take 30 years to pay off."

How Much Prison Time For A Lie

I don't know very much about Roger Stone. He's been a Republican operative for many years. He's a Trump supporter. I also know he is very flamboyant. That's about it.

Oh, I know when he was arrested for lying before congress there were close to thirty FBI agents with guns drawn as he was standing at his front door at 6 am. The truly amazing part of this story is that CNN cameras had been standing on the front law waiting for law enforcement to arrive.

Stone's crime seems sort of silly, or at least the outcome does. He was sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for his crime of lying-------------to congress. By contrast John Brennan and James Clapper have been caught numerous times lying to congress and it's on video yet they walk the streets free. It pays to be in the Obama administration with the FBI and DOJ in your pocket.

Let's say it's the first day of the NCAA Basketball Tournament. The games start at noon and run into the night. Pay close attention because I'm the star of this scenario. When I was a salesman one of my very good customers was Durco Pump in Dayton, Ohio. On the first day of the basketball tourney I'd snag ten of their engineers and head out to a sports bar. I'd buy food and drink, mostly beer, all the day and into the night.

Of course, I didn't want to drive the hour and a half home so I'd get a motel. The next day, after I got to our house,  The Queen would ask what I did the day before. "Oh", I'd say, "not much, I hung out with the guys from Durco". Now, if she actually knew what I did she's raise the roof so I'd lie. And lying to Her Majesty carries a lot more weight than doing so to a bunch of yokels. If I did this before our congress, who never lies, she'd be able to sentence me to seven years in the clink.

Think more of this subject. Roger Stone received a lot of time. Except, people who rob banks, murder, commit manslaughter, arson, etc. receive much less.

The wheels of justice are confusing.

Bernie's Newest Book

Yes, It Is Mindboggling

Columbus, Ohio, not exactly Detroit, Chicago or Baltimore is the epicenter of opioid use in this country. Get this. Between January 21, 2020 and February 8, 2020 a total of 28 human beings died of drug overdoses. I can't comprehend this.

A Big Oops For Michael Bloomberg

An old video clip from 2015 surfaced of Bloomberg giving a not-so-PC explanation for implementing ‘stop and frisk’ policies while serving as mayor of New York City. 

#BloombergIsRacist garnered over 25,000 tweets by Tuesday morning, with users slamming his assertion that racial profiling in policing is justified because ‘95 percent of murders’ are committed by young, male minorities. 

There's so many times words come back to bite you in the butt especially when you a politician.

Spectator USA

People, It's Okay To Laugh At Democrats

I was driving home from Kroger Foods an hour ago and had the radio turned on to WTVN Columbus. That's the home of Rush Limbaugh and he was on today. I get a kick out of him because he makes comments I hadn't thought of before.

I'm sure if you're one of those who follows the news you're aware that Joe Biden chastised Pres. Trump for bestowing the Medal of Freedom on Rush. Biden thought this was a travesty considering he felt Limbaugh is a racist. I've listened to Rush regularly since 1989 and don't recall any racist comments per se. Limbaugh's producer is James Golden. He's black and has been with Rush for 30 years and he stated Rush is not a racist.

We'll Ol' Joe should look in the mirror. It was he who stated you couldn't go into a Dunkin' Donuts without seeing an Indian owner. In addition, it was Biden who referred to Barack Obama as clean and articulate. "Joe, compared to what; an unclean and inarticulate black man?"

Then Rush moved on to Mayor Pete. In an interview he stated from a supposed source, "Parents are having a difficult time explaining Donald Trump to their children. What's to explain? That Trump has orange hair? That he enjoys fast food? Limbaugh's question then was this; How do parents explain Buttigieg to their children? Pete makes no bones about standing on stage with his husband/wife engaged in a double lip lock. Ick!

I don't get angry at Democrats. They make the funniest statements. I sincerely believe all politicians sit around forcing themselves to come up with some idea to make a law. As an example, there's a state congresswoman in Illinois who has proposed the following bill. She wants it to become law in the land of Lincoln that citizens cannot pump their own gasoline at service centers. Amazing, isn't it?

It's no wonder pols rank right behind car salesman is respectability.

Could It Be He Was High

Heath Swafford(24) had an unusual request of the Morgan County Alabama deputies who arrested him last weekend - He wanted his picture made with them.

The charges against him weren't funny; possession of stolen property, a motorcycle. Also, meth and heroin in his vehicle. He's one of what Alabamians call a 'good 'ol boy'.

Question Of The Day

How many Socialist Americans leave our country every day to live in a socialist nation?

I'm waiting for your answer.

How To Fight Climate Change According To A Carnival Sideshow Employee

Let me start off by saying this chick wouldn't make my list of dateables. It isn't the gnarly cluster on her left cheek that would do me in. It's the ring through her nose and philosophy that wouldn't allow me to buy her lunch at Wendy's.

First off, she's a Brit. Secondly she's a philosophy instructor who emphasizes the following: She said, in her new book we can solve the climate change problem by not having any more babies and letting the human race die out. This makes perfect sense to me but I don't think it'll work for two reasons: 1) Men get horny and 2) some women have great difficulty in keeping their legs crossed.

The babes name is Patricia MacCormack. I can't believe she teaches at a university. LOL
Her credentials are remarkable(ly) ridiculous.

A researcher of "feminism, queer theory, posthuman theory, horror film, body modification, animal rights/abolitionism, cinesexuality, and ethics" — notes in "The Ahuman Manifesto" that humans have failed to see the damage we've done to each other and other living species on Earth.

?Is This The Cause Of The Coronavirus

Are you afraid of catching the Coronavirus? Me neither. According to some sources over 1,000, mostly Chinese, have gone on to stay with Confucius permanently.

This little guy shown above is called a Pangolin. If you had a side shot it'd look like an armadillo. Needless to say it's not an animal I would call cute. Originally scientists thought the cause of the disease was due to bats. I think they're throwing darts. As an example, I remember when I was a kid and it was close to Thanksgiving some yahoos stated that cranberries might the cause of cancer. My suspicion now is these 'yahoos' might have been producers in competition with cranberries. Who's to say?

You might ask yourself, why the Pangolin? Well, I'm not sure but Chinese being Chinese use all animals for food. They would take the scales of this varmit along with entrails and make medicines. Seriously! I'm not making this up. Then, being Chinese they eat the critters.

This I got off the news and you do know how they can be trusted(to get things wrong).

There's one positive about all this. Maybe there'll be more emphasis on wholesome foods, you know, veggies. It might cut down on eating cats and dogs.

Pete The Cheat

Pete Buttigieg, also known as “Pete the Cheat” invested tens of thousands of dollars in the software company that purposely bungled the count to favor the mayor. The software company is populated with pro-Hillary people, of course. Mayor Pete also has ties to billionaire donors as well as the CIA and Deep State, including George Soros. Apparently the Mayor of Whoville is their choice going forward and I hate the expression ‘going forward.’ They do not want the old, corrupt and backward white man, Joe Biden. They especially don’t want the most honest and authentic smart woman in the race, Tulsi Gabbard. She’s been totally blacked out by the Deep State mass media and the Democrat Party.
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It's Time For Some Offense

The New Method For Relieving Stress

We live in some kind of wacko world, huh? It seems to me there's always some kind of new trend out there for us to partake. How about Tide Pods? If chemists can make it people will use it.

Anyway, some psychos decided the most opportune method for getting rid of stress. There's even a picture to go along with the verbiage.



Doesn't it look like fun?

How Trump Screwed Up

So Very Happy To Be Parents Again

It was one year today ago our Cairn Terrier rescue pooch, Charlie, came to live with us. So far its been a great ride.
The poor little scamp was adopted by someone a few months after his birth in 2014. For whatever reason he was sent back to a kennel after three months where he lived for slightly less than a year. Then adoption came again. The adopter was a very professional and successful businessman. Four years after he was taken home the man got married. His wife decided Charlie(he was called Shorty then) had to go because she had her dog and gave her husband an order. His dog had to go. What an idiot she was. Charlie got a reprieve from this existence. We later found out the owner kept Charlie in a cage for 9 hours while he was at work. No animal should be forced to live this way.

As with all in this life the ending is always the best. Charlie got new parents in the form of Her Majesty and moi. What a joy he's been. I can't imagine being without our dear little man.

Nancy To Sponsor The 'Way Forward Act'

How does a political party commit suicide right before our eyes? Actually, it's quite easy. All they have to do is have Pelosi and The Squad lead the way.

The New Way Forward Act” says anyone and everyone in the world can come to America- no laws, no papers, no background check required. It eliminates illegal immigration.

And it makes it virtually impossible for anyone to ever again be deported, for any reason. Being here illegally will never again result in deportation. But neither will committing serious crimes. This bill brags about ending the “prison to deportation pipeline.”

No criminal can be deported for drug offenses, or fraud, or felonies; or depraved acts of moral turpitude- like sexual assault, child abuse, sex crimes against children. Any crime that carries a sentence of less than five years will no longer result in deportation. In many cases this includes manslaughter.



Wayne Allyn Roor

Difference Between Men And Women

Radical High School Students Defy Administrators

When students at Franklin County High School in Virginia were told they could not fly the American flag from their trucks because it might be offensive – they did what any red-blooded American teenager would do: they flew the American flag.

On Monday an administrator at the Virginia school told several students that they could no longer fly Old Glory on their trucks because it was potentially “offensive” and “disruptive,” television station BTW21 reports. 

The following day a parade of pickup trucks arrived at the high school decked out in American flags. Several local residents posted photos of the caravan driving through town with Old Glory waving in the breeze.

The principal of the school has reportedly apologized for what he called a “big misunderstanding,” the television station reports.

ToddStarnes.com

Most Popular Fairy Tale

The Greatest Oscar Acceptance Speech Ever

While accepting the Oscar for Best Activist Actor for his role in the billion-dollar psychological comic book thriller Joker, Joaquin Phoenix made the Oscars stage his soapbox, firing off a three-minute tirade about every victim group under the sun.

“I think at times we feel we champion different causes, but for me, I see commonality. I think whether we’re talking about gender inequality, racism, queer rights, animal rights, we’re talking about injustice,” the actor said.

“I think we’ve become very disconnected from the natural world. … We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow, and then we take her baby. … Then we take her milk and put it in our coffee,” Phoenix said.

Breitbart

My feeling is twenty or thirty years from now people say, "Joaquin Who?"

Go Ahead And Guess

These cow shoes were invented in 1924 to cover up footprints. Used by folks who delivering illegal booze during Prohibition.

And speaking of shoes these bad boys with reversed soles were used by Allied spies to confuse the enemy.

Patriotic Memes

Go Home. You're Drunk

Diogenes Middle Finger Nails It

I came across Diogenes Middle Finger a few years ago. It's a down to earth site from a supporter of the Louisiana State Bengals. Even so, I find it enjoyable.

In today's column the host hit the nail right on the head:

"Democrats have systematically rat-fu*ked every group in their tent: labor, the poor, minorities, criminal defendants, students, homeowners, media consumers, environmentalists, civil libertarians, pensioners — everyone but donors. 

Tim Tebow: American Hero

Athlete Tim Tebow and his wife, Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, kicked off the sixth annual Night to Shine for people with special needs this week.

It took about 215,000 volunteers to plan the celebrations that were hosted by more than 720 churches in the United States and in over 30 countries.

Breitbart

Crazy! Insane! Nutso!

Law enforcement officials in Jacksonville, Fla., say a driver intentionally crashed a van into a tent where Trump campaign volunteers were registering voters Saturday afternoon.

The driver is 27 year old Gregory Timm. Suprisingly he is a noted Leftist. Police say he gave the victims the finger as he drove off(before he was arrested).

PJ Media

Celebrate National Pizza Day!

Tell me who doesn't like pizza. Not many I'm sure. Today is National Pizza Day. Do you know what the world needs? The answer is an extra 300 calendar days in the year to have celebrations of all the days required to have fun.

The Queen and I went to a birthday party last Friday for our neighbor. He turned sixty. One of his wishes was to have all of his favorite pizzas to be served to guests so his significant other brought in ten and we had to rate them. These were specialty Za's; no Papa Johns or Dominos in the bunch. I voted for Iaconna's which is a staple in Columbus.

Back to the subject matter, please. My wish is to have a National MJ Hawkeye Day. Don't send pizza though. I want money.

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

The father of Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg was a Marxist professor who spoke fondly of the Communist Manifesto and dedicated a significant portion of his academic career to the work of Italian Communist Party founder Antonio Gramsci, an associate of Vladimir Lenin.

Joseph Buttigieg, who died in January at the age of 71, immigrated to the U.S. in the 1970s from Malta and in 1980 joined the University of Notre Dame faculty, where he taught modern European literature and literary theory. He supported an updated version of Marxism that jettisoned some of Marx and Engel's more doctrinaire theories, though he was undoubtedly Marxist.

Washington Examiner

Quotes From Yesteryear

Dem Billionaire Think

Back in 2018, Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg said at the IMF’s Spring Meeting that taxing the poor was a great idea because it meant they’d have less money to hurt themselves.

During the interview, Bloomberg made a case for “regressive taxes” on the poor, arguing that they’re a “good thing… because the problem is in people that don’t have a lot of money. And so, higher taxes should have a bigger impact on their behavior and how they deal with themselves.”

PCMD News

Seems to me the video and wording could haunt a person in a debate.

Gun Confiscated By NYPD

Officers had a good laugh




Facebook came up with these comments

• Glad you eight officers prevented that stage coach robbery at high noon!

• That firearm is only dangerous in the hands of Wyatt Earp and Billy The Kid, but only if they rode their horses to the townes blacksmith to forge a working pin and hammer out of a clump of iron ore.

• As the suspect was led away in handcuffs he could be heard yelling "I'm Yosemite Sam, the roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre is ever crossed the rio grande"

• He's 37 cereal box tops away from getting the rest of the gun kit.

• 8 cops and 7 archaeologists assisted in the recovery of this firearm ⛏️

• Did you impound the getaway horse too?

• The only two things that could make this dangerous is 
  1) if it was used as a club
  2) if you cut yourself on it and got lockjaw

• Finally, they got their hands on the weapon that was used to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 😭

• Under the absolute guidance of the honorable mayor delblozo, these police officers can tackle crime and make New York the safest place in America!!!

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