Saturday, April 29, 2017

A Real American Hero

Elizabeth Warren: A Most Charitable Democrat

Funny that I didn't hear this on CNN or MSNBC.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) joked last week that she hoped Republicans donated their bodies to science so she could “cut them open” when they died.
“I hope they leave their bodies to science. I would like to cut them open,” Warren said during an event in Chicago on Saturday.
Warren was discussing the Republican effort to repeal Obamacare and seemed to suggest their position on healthcare was unfathomable.
Weasel Zippers

Friday, April 28, 2017

Fascists Everywhere And Soros Is the Bandleader

The People’s Climate March scheduled for Saturday has a powerful billionaire behind it: Democratic Party donor George Soros.
Mr. Soros, who heads the Open Society Foundations, contributed over $36 million between 2000 and 2014 to 18 of the 55 organizations on the march’s steering committee, according to an analysis released Friday by the conservative Media Research Center.
Six of the groups received during that time more than $1 million each: the Center for Community Change, the NAACP, the Natural Resources Defense Council, People’s Action, Public Citizen and the Union of Concerned Scientists.
The People’s Climate March, which comes a week after another climate-themed anti-Trump event, the March for Science, is scheduled to run along Pennsylvania Avenue and end by surrounding the White House in order to “drown out all of the climate-denying nonsense that has been coming out of this Administration.”
Washington Times

Call Me A Skeptic On North Korea

Late Breaking News!

Missile traveled about 25 miles.

Twenty five miles? Gosh, that's like sending a missile from Columbus, Ohio all the way to Circleville, Ohio. Whooo! That's a long way. Not!

As much as I appreciate Sec. of State Rex Tillerson and his warnings on No. Korea I'm quite wary of this nonsense coming out of a country that has a fat slob boob for it's leader. It's a nation that supposedly feeds it's people on hunger reducing drugs. The folks in the country, many in rural areas, do feed themselves by eating grasses and roots.

I shouldn't be so down on this country. Many times, when I'm determined to lose weight, I've considered moving to NK. The moral of the story: no food equals lose weight.

I will give them credit for one thing. When they have a military parade their marches are better than the Nazis ever thought possible. It's a sight to behold.

But wait. NK is an equal opportunity society. Some of our pink hat vagina ladies would love the land under China. Let's send thousands there. These ladies must be special. I'm certain their parents are proud--------unless they've been lined up to face a firing squad.

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North Korea: It's the land God forgot and purposefully wanted to.

Muslim Jokes Redux

Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A: Bisexual.
Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.

Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A: A pimp.

Q: whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A: The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A: Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Chuckie Schumer Gets Rolled On MSNBC

Chuck Schumer (D-NY) had a sit-down interview with MSNBC’s Kasie Hunt and couldn’t name a single Democrat who could beat Donald Trump in the 2020 election.
Chuckie also couldn’t name the leader of the Democrat party–that’s because they don’t have one! Unless of course you count Maxine Waters. Hah!
Gateway Pundit

Some Of The Dumbest People On Earth