A Re-Awakening From MJ Hawkeye

Two weeks ago I received an email from a high school classmate in Texas disappointed I had ceased the blog. Truth be told, I was quite flattered. Ask anybody if they don't like a compliment and I'll show you a walking corpse. Then a family member wrote the same. She's such a phenomenally nice person though she'd tell bin Laden he had some very fine qualities. Yesterday I received an email forwarded from a friend who has a friend hoping I hadn't given up on MJ Hawkeye. My ego was and is sufficiently stroked. The last gentleman from Council Bluffs, Iowa convinced me to continue onward. I've never come close to meeting him but 'ask and you shall receive" so-------------------- I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I have many trips planned to vistas of the US rarely seen by me coming up in the next few months. Thanks all who have encouraged me to write. I hope I don't let you down.

Racist NAACP

From watchdog site of Ben Jealous, president of the NAACP. Who's the racist now? Who's your Daddy?

F.Y.I. My Fanatasy Girl

And my wife knows it, too!

R.I.P. Juan Williams

Is This You?

I carry a lot of different things in my pockets: nail clippers, gum, a hand rosary(really!), etc., etc., etc. Chances are 100% that the thing I'm looking to retrieve will be in the last of the six pockets I check-----every single time.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Maybe there aren't as many communists and socialists in this country as I thought. Or, could it be the dufuses got their days mixed up? Chances are 100% the MSM will have the commie crowd equal to or greater than the 8/28 rally.

Political Correctness Run Amok

From the Cincinnati Enquirer:
The Cincinnati Health Department will investigate the Cincinnati Reds for violations of the state smoking ban after people complained players smoked cigars indoors while celebrating their National League Central Division title Tuesday night.

A lot of players could be seen on TV smoking the cigars, and Reds owner Bob Castellini was passing them out. But video doesn't affect the investigation - the health inspector has to actually see someone smoking, said Rocky Merz, health department spokesman.

Five people called a statewide smoking ban complaint hotline, Merz said. Those complaints were sent to the city health department today for investigation. Castellini will get letter soon notifying him of the alleged violation.