Thursday, January 6, 2011

Meet Bobby Schilling



Why in the world would MJ Hawkeye post a blog on Bobby Schilling? It's an easy answer. The newly elected congressman from western Illinois has made this old man proud. Bobby was a student of mine in 1981. He earned a solid B grade in my American History class. He also was a wide receiver on our state-playoff football team at a parochial high school in Rock Island, Illinois.
He's come a long way since those days. This may read weird but he started out as a union steward for a paper company then was a union organizer for an an insurance firm as well as one of their top salesman. A few years ago Bobby and his wife of 24 years along with their ten children decided to open their own business, a pizzeria, in Moline, Illinois.

Jump forward to the summer of 2010. The Representative from Bobby's district, a liberal Democrat named Phil Hare uttered these words to the news world: "We don't care what the Constitution says. We're(Democrat controlled congress) going to do what we want anyway".

If you concentrate on the map of Bobby's district notice the irregularities. It was gerrymandered over the years to make certain the Democrats maintained control. It is a blue collar district. Guess what? Bobby defeated Hare by 15% points. Schilling is a staunch conservative. He has promised to serve no more than three terms and he's out.
The Illinois legislature has made it their top priority to gerrymander again to make certain Bobby is a one term guy. If it happens so be it. Bobby and the people of Illinois' district 17 have made their point. Besides, the Ohio legislature has promised to do the same with Dennis Kucinich. Wouldn't that be a wonderful thing?

Personally, I couldn't be more proud of any of my students than I am of Bobby; Pro-life, Pro-gun, term limits, conservatism. I wish I'd known what he was going to do in life thirty years ago. I'd have floated him an A.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Boone Iowa: My Home Town

Everybody has to be from somewhere. MJ Hawkeye saw the first rays of sunshine in a community of 12,000 hard working souls in the late 1940's. There isn't much special about the town unless you happened to grow up there. It's main source of employment, at the time, was the Chicago and Northwestern railroad. My grandfather worked for the railroad; got his first job at the age of ten in 1898, carrying water to the workers at 10 cents a day. He retired in 1953 but had worked his way up to a higher position. Dad worked there, too.

This is my first post about Boone, in general. A man named Jim Grabau recently published a book about growing up there. It's called, "And That Reminds Me Of A Story". He recalled his memories of the town and of what influenced him in his youthful years. The nifty aspect of being 'different' is that we all have varying views of what made us what we are today. Jim was a year ahead of me in high school but we went through kid baseball together. His book is a nice read; something to do on a cold, wintry day--and I did.

Right off, I should tell you, if you grew up in the big city you might as well do something else with your time rather than read this post. Unless you're a citizen of 'Smallville USA' it's impossible to understand the simple things in life. In the big city it's more than problematic to tie a sixty foot rope to a car bumper and attach it to a sled. The driver goes lickety-split on residential streets trying to throw you off as he takes snow and iced corners at 35 mph. Why we aren't dead I'll never know.
The All-State football player and University of Iowa Hawkeye, John Hendricks, could perform a trick unfathomable to mankind. We'd take the same rope attached to a bumper and Big John, wearing snow skis would grab the rope. He'd then slide down into a farm ditch. Varoom! Jude Rolfes would fire up his Nash Rambler and away John would go. How he stayed up on those skis I could never figure out but he did it. That's when he became my hero. We didn't drink beer and do drugs in those days. We did, though, do things that if our parent's knew would have placed us in an insane aslyum.

When I visit home, which isn't often, I'll drive around town and look at my influences. Keep in mind, this takes fifteen minutes unless I stop the car to visualize days gone by teasing my thought bank.

I had two very best friends. They continue to be that. Since 1955 we have traded birthday cards with a dollar inserted. On each birthday we three would gather at the celebrants home, have lunch and cake, then exchange the cards with the magical dollar enclosed. These guys are the best; loyal to a fault.

Little League baseball started in Boone in 1955. I played for the Knights of Columbus Giants. No! We didn't make players become Catholic to be on the team, either. That'd be like a kid playing for the West Boone Dodgers and having to move to that part of town to participate. Yuck! Nobody wanted to live in West Boone. I heard that a lot of 'Hoods' lived there.

Sacred Heart School was where I matriculated from grades 1-8. We had nuns. Grades 1 and 2 were in one room, 3-4 were in another and this pattern continued through grade 8. Some of the nuns were scary. They were associated with an order called Sisters of the Blessed Virgin Mary or BVM's. We called them 'Black Veiled Monsters'. Some of them were nice and others not so. I know they clipped their nails in a way that they came to a sharp point; made it easy to pierce our ear lobes when they became angry with us. By 'us' I refer to the boys. Once in awhile we got into some trouble; it usually involved one of the Ferry brothers, or Mark Collison, Jude Rolfes and/or MJ Hawkeye. There were eleven kids in the Ferry household. The eldest was a girl then she was followed by ten boys--or was it nine?. I loved going over to Tim and Jim Ferry's home. It was like going to Ma and Pa Kettles house. I never knew what was going to happen next and who was going to show up.
To this day, I don't know how Tim Ferry, Jude Rolfes and I escaped punishment when we put Limburger cheese in the school heating system. Thank goodness we had access to the rosary. I was pressing so hard on the beads I broke three sets.

When we were in high school we "drove around". The main drag of Boone was about four blocks long and two blocks wide on either side. We'd get in a buddy's car, three or four of us, and do figure eights on the city streets for two hours. The radio was tuned to KSO or KIOA out of Des Moines so we could get our Rock n' Roll fix. Does this seem really stupid to you? It does me but gas was only 25 cents a gallon and we could get a fill for two bucks if everyone chipped in. There'd be six other cars doing the same thing we were doing and every time we drove by them we'd wave. Boring? Not when you're young and stupid and the whole world revolves around "the coolest guys in the world" in Boone, Iowa.

High School zipped bye. Doesn't it for everyone? I left the Catholic school after grade 8. The day I picked up my transfer papers I stayed in the car and waited for my dad to exit the school. All I can remember is Sr. St. Felix standing in the drive way yelling at dad, "You're going to Hell for this". I hope she was wrong. I'd feel real bad for dad.

Boone High had excellent teachers and, better yet, wonderful examples for us by being great parents. I loved my coaches; was afraid of a couple but that's not all bad. There's nothing worse than the fear of God unless it's the fear of a coach.

Sometimes, when I have very little to do, I'll google a city to see what famous citizens came out of there. Boone doesn't have many. The town, originally called Montana was founded in 1865. According to my best guesstimate I'm the 1,535th most famous person to come out of my home town. There was a fella named Jimmy Archer who was sort of legendary. He was a major league baseball player in the early 20th century. His claim to fame was he could throw a runner out at second without standing up. "Iron Mike" Enich played football at the Univ. of Iowa with Heisman Trophy winner, Nile Kinnick. And, finally, it's the home of Mamie Douds Eisenhower, wife of President Eisenhower. There was a big motorcade that came through town in 1956 with the Prez and Mamie. It was a block from my home so I walked up the alley to get a peek. My dad wouldn't go. He was a die-hard FDR guy and, worse yet, a union man. Some things change and some things stay the same, huh?

Well, that's it for today's update on Boone. I'm tinkering with the idea of continuing on with Jim Grabau's book, asking eight or nine fellow classmates(before we croak)to write down their thoughts and memories on growing up in Boone.

I'll wager, if you aren't from Boone you don't know our school mascot was a Toreador? Better yet, you don't care. He, or was it a she, wore a toreador uniform and dressed in red and green, our school colors------but that's another story for another day.

Oh! If you ever want to go to Boone it's eight miles east of Ogden, three miles west of the Jordan curve on old Highway 30, fifteen miles south of Stanhope and twelve miles north of Madrid.

When I get back to the old homestead give me a jingle and we'll meet for coffee at the Dutch Oven Bakery. I understand they now have wifi.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Birds Are Dying! The Birds Are Dying!

Didn't Alfred Hitchcock die years ago? How come we've had two incidents of birds dropping from the skies in the past week? First, starlings in Arkansas did the dead dive bomb sky then yesterday another 3,000 of the birds met their eternal nest in Louisiana.

Personally, I think it's a warning from ancient Mayan spirits letting us know the world is coming to an end in 2012. My neighbor thinks it has to do with aliens preparing for a take over of our planet.

Surely, the demise of all these birds couldn't be scientific in nature. Most anyone would be utterly stupid to think it had anything to do with cooler weather conditions in the upper atmosphere or some such thing. I mean, starlings! If it was an alien they'd go after something significant, maybe a North American bald eagle. That'd be an attention grabber.

Would you care to know what I think? I think it was a cryin' shame Suzanne Pleshette had to die in, 'The Birds'. She was a cutie!

Monday, January 3, 2011

A Nightmarish Story


Sgt. Sean Collins, along with four of his buddies was killed in Afghanistan on Dec. 12, 2010. Collins funeral took place Dec. 29, 2010.
It's a sad story as is any involving loss of life by the brave members of our military. It gets worse. Young Collins was from the State of Washington. Sen. Maria Cantwell(D) sent a letter of condolence to the family. In part it read, "please accept my warm condolences on your loss of Bryn". Appears to me it might be a form letter. Do ya' think?

It gets worse. Ret. Lt. Col. Patrick Collins, the father of the deceased, called the White House and asked if the President would call the lad's mother to express his appreciation for his service and to extend his sympathies. According to reports White House staffers said the President doesn't normally do these things. If that's the rule I guess that's the rule, however, as Paul Harvey would say, "now for the rest of the story".

Lt. Col. Patrick Collins is now livid with anger and not a supporter of Obama. On Dec. 26, three days prior to the Collins funeral, the White House announced that Obama had taken the time to call Jeffrey Lurie, owner of the Philadelphia Eagles. The purpose of the phone call: to thank Lurie for giving dog killer, Michael Vick, a second chance to play in the NFL.

There is a young man, a friend of my son-in-law, living in San Antonio. He designs prosthesis for soldiers who have lost limbs in overseas action. According to him, the great percentage of these wounded are sent to their Texas hospital. This fellow told me of the many times George W. Bush and his wife make unannounced trips over to SA to visit with the boys. Of course, you knew GW gave up golf while serving as President. He didn't think it looked good to play the game while our soldiers were off fighting and dying for our country.

Can I write it, please? Our President is disgusting! Democrat senators aren't all that special, either.

/story content from WeaselZippers.us

Government! What A Joke

There was laughter all around after my mid-morning experience. Some things that happen are too classic not to share.
Since I'm turning 65 this month a questionnaire from the federal government was sent to the house asking me to fill out information necessary for I don't know what. It had to do with am I still employed, the type of insurance provided, any diseases I might have while working, black lung, etc. There are four pages to be completed. Since I'm retired I could do only one thing, sign my name and put N/A in all other spaces provided.

Naturally, I misplaced the 'send to' envelope BUT on my forms was the following: The info sheets can be filled on-line. All that is necessary is go to www.MyMedicare.gov. Sounded easy enough except when I tried there was the following notice. "This site is under construction. Check back later.

And they want to be in charge of my health care!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

The Winner Is--------------


Of all the posts that have been put up on this site in the past two years, this happens to be the most popular one.

There were 298 hits on this picture and this was before my readership was seen by a little more than close friends and a couple of neighbors.

Now, I thought I'd come up with some tantalizing material over the past twenty-five months; family stuff, political insight, sports analysis, etc. And what do you creatures vote the top post: Sex, sex sex. Congratulations Y'all!

If you're interested in some vitals the lady's name is Eve. She lives in Australia and is 6' 11" and a half. No mention was made of the stat between her navel and neck. You can make up your own number.I'm an optimist so I'll say 88 DDDDDDDDD.

Oh, the little lady on the left; who cares?

Misdiagnosis: Penis Amputated

Source: The Local:Sweden

Is it possible national health care or lack thereof might have had something to do with a man's penis being removed. Scroll down to the last sentence. When the word, "National" shows up you can be certain the government failed and will then cover up the problem.

"The man, who is in his sixties, first visited a local clinic in Blekinge in southern Sweden in September 2009 for treatment of a urinary tract infection, the local Blekinge Läns Tidning (BLT) reported.

When he returned in March 2010 complaining of foreskin irritation, the doctor on duty at the time diagnosed the problem as a simple case of inflammation.

After three weeks passed without the prescribed treatment alleviating the man’s condition, he was instructed to seek further treatment at Blekinge Hospital.

But it took five months before he was able to schedule an appointment at the hospital.

When he finally met with doctors at the hospital, the man was informed he had cancer and his penis would have to be removed.


The matter has now been reported to the National Board of Health and Welfare (Socialstyrelsen) under Sweden’s Lex Maria laws, the informal name used to refer to regulations governing the reporting of injuries or incidents in the Swedish health care system."