Saturday, March 7, 2015
I Should Have Died Twenty Years Ago
A new study has found that for each hour a day that an adult spends sitting down during their lifetime, the likelihood of developing heart disease goes up by 14 per cent.
The Psychic
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“Which one?’” Obama asks nervously.
“It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
iOwnTheWorld
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“Which one?’” Obama asks nervously.
“It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
iOwnTheWorld
Friday, March 6, 2015
CONGRATULATIONS!
I couldn't be happier for these three lads, Bell, Art and Joke from Thailand. They now hold a record, the first of it's kind. They are, tah-dah, the first same sex three way to be married in the history of the world. Cute, huh?There was talk a couple of decades ago that society would get to the point when men and dogs, or cows, or reptiles of any species could tie the knot. We laughed----- then downed another beer.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2972542/They-look-like-new-boy-band-s-world-s-THREE-WAY-sex-marriage-Gay-Thai-men-tie-knot-fairytale-ceremony.html
It's Voodoo Stuff
Do you enjoy tales of the weird and too good to be factual? I do. So, get this. Everybody from Timbuktu to Siam now knows that Harrison Ford was in a plane crash, if you can call it that. It was more like a motorized telephone booth.
Now for the Twilight Zone part. Ford crash landed his plane on a golf course-----near Indiana Avenue. How funky is that?
It gets better. The plane crashed near the 8th hole of the course just as a group of doctors had putted out. So, Ford's action killed two birds with one stone. He didn't hold up play and the doctors were there to immediately assist him. Talk about luck.
And, finally, one other strange aspect to this entire scenario. Ford was flying his plane solo, as in Hans Solo. How bizarre is that?
Tom Cruise is already recruiting Mr. Ford to be in this years incoming class of Scientology.
Now for the Twilight Zone part. Ford crash landed his plane on a golf course-----near Indiana Avenue. How funky is that?
It gets better. The plane crashed near the 8th hole of the course just as a group of doctors had putted out. So, Ford's action killed two birds with one stone. He didn't hold up play and the doctors were there to immediately assist him. Talk about luck.
And, finally, one other strange aspect to this entire scenario. Ford was flying his plane solo, as in Hans Solo. How bizarre is that?
Tom Cruise is already recruiting Mr. Ford to be in this years incoming class of Scientology.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
A Story About The Rodham's And It's Not Hillary
Hillary Rodham Clinton’s brother, Tony Rodham, sat on the board of a self-described mining company that in 2012 received one of only two “gold exploitation permits” from the Haitian government—the first issued in over 50 years. http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/05/gold-mine-hillary-clintons-brother-granted-super-rare-mining-permit-from-haiti-after-state-dept-sent-country-billions/Bet you think this is Tony Rodham. You'd be wrong. It's her other gross, obese brother, Hugh. Tony is still a candidate for Jenny Craig and after this Haiti revelation jail seems like a nice tropical location. The Clinton's and Rodham's. They're all pigs.
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