Friday, January 8, 2016

Confusion About Jobs

I suspect Obama people are jumping for joy today. It was announced that 292,000 hard working folks found jobs last month.

Did you know 17% of those employed in our workforce are immigrants? Can you say Wendy's?

There are now 92,100,000 Americans out of work.

The economy grew at a rate of 2%(not good) in 2015.

The stock market is wetting the bed but this doesn't bother me. It always comes back. Besides, when a company drops from a gazillion to nothing then it's time to buy.

Are you confused by all of this? So am I.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Too Funny To Pass Up

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How Communists Win Elections

A public high school in Maine was caught red-handed trying to recruit students to work on Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign as a “community service opportunity” – without the knowledge or consent of parents. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/01/07/public-school-recruits-students-to-work-for-hillary-clinton-campaign.html

a Blast From The Past. Bubba Sweating Bullets

I’d forgotten, however, how many people Broaddrick told after the rape incident:
Several friends of Broaddrick’s backed up the story. Norma Rogers, who was the director of nursing at Broaddrick’s nursing home at the time, told reporters that she entered the hotel room shortly after the assault allegedly took place and “found Mrs. Broaddrick crying and in ‘a state of shock.’ Her upper lip was puffed out and blue, and appeared to have been hit.” Kelsey elaborated to the New York Times, “She told me he forced himself on her, forced her to have intercourse.”
In the Dateline show, Broaddrick’s friends Louise Ma, Susan Lewis, and Jean Darden (Norma Rogers’s sister) all told NBC News that Broaddrick told them Bill Clinton raped her at the time. David Broaddrick — with whom Broaddrick was having an affair at the time; they both eventually left their spouses to marry each other — also told NBC that Broaddrick’s top lip was black after the alleged incident, and that she told him “that she had been raped by Bill Clinton.” http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/429405/vox-fairly-explains-rape-allegation-against-bill

Did Obama Cry And Get 'Mad' When He Saw This

Boy fitted with strategically placed bombs was detonated by ISIS militants.

ISIS grabbed a man, Christian, of course, and forced his four year-old son to watch him being executed. Luckily, for the dad, it was a bullet to the head----quick and painless.

ISIS then held the boy for one week. After seven days a vest of this type was placed around him and he was blown up.

It's strange how violence by ISIS, a non-terrorist, non-violent group according to some in our country, can do these things without a whimper from the higher ups.

Thank God we don't allow abortions to the tune of 350,00 year in the US or there'd really be civil insurrection.

How To Eradicate Poverty In America(For A Little While)

It's not often I have an epiphany but I had one yesterday. After stopping at the Speedway gas station for my favorite cup of brew it was only a four block drive to the Westerville, Schrock Road golf driving range.

In that period of time I solved the poverty problem in America. It was so simple I don't know why it hasn't been brought up before. "Golly gee Ned, I sometimes scare myself with my brilliance"

You see, while at Speedway, I purchased three Power Ball numbers which set me back six bucks. I know, I know, I might as well have thrown the money in the street but I only do this when the lottery reaches $500 million.

As my car pulled out of the lot it hit me. There are 100 million households in the U.S. making our population around 320 million. If the winner is a Christian and generous of heart he or she could easily come up with the names of these families and donate one million dollars to each. He could even put a stipulation for the families who get the gift. Let's say anyone who makes over $500,000 will receive zippo. If the winner gave the rest of the folks one million dollars(taxes would reduce this to $500,000) that'd be one heck of a deal for them.

Most people will go out and blow the cash on one thing or another. People are that way. How do I know this? It's because 90% of the population do not have a maximum of $1,000 in savings. Scary, huh?

The money these 'spenders' use will go back into the economy and the more they spend the more tax cash will go back in the government coffers(as if they need it).

The beauty of my idea is this. If the winner gave away $100 million they would still have $159 million for themselves(their gift after the initial tax to the stupid government for doing nothing). I mean, how much money does it take to make people happy. I could get by on two million and that'd  be a bonanza worthy of a king.

In order for my plan to take effect only one thing needs to happen. The winner has to be the kindest, most generous person ever; almost Jesus like.

Now, I'm under no delusions. I'm almost 100% positive the winner will be either an illegal immigrant of a longtime welfare recipient. But, it could be this person will become so saint-like they'll be more than happy to make the rest of the country feel as they do; blessed.

Better yet, since there was no winner last evening next Saturday's drawing will up the total to close to $750 million or high--maybe even one billion dollars.

Personally, I'll opt out of the gift taking. Give me a brat a beer and a ballgame anytime then I'm as happy as a bee in a hive.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The Questions About 'The Ones' Gun Speech

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1) Who is he flipping off?

2) How does one cry tears out of one eye?

3) Did he use Vicks or an onion to lubricate the eyelid?