Thursday, September 3, 2020

This 'N That

 Time flies. It was only 81 years ago today that Nazi Germany invaded Poland to start WWII. Oh yeah, it's also the Queen's birthday. I should change the order around on my thinking.

Google, if you didn't know, directs your thinking. If one goes to this engine search and puts in something like 'crooked Hillary' you'd be hard pressed to find anything. The same goes for Joe when he said he would ban fracking. He said this week he would not ban it after telling us all along he would.

Speaking of fracking why is the Left so against it since it's natural gas and, unlike coal, is clean energy?

Charlie peed in our bed this morning. There's a reason. He won't go outside when it's raining. It's raining.

I couldn't get upset with him. Heck, I wet the bed until I was 14. Charlie's 14 in dog years. In another year, though, he's going to catch hell.

A 16 year old girl from a rural town near Columbus died in a car wreck yesterday at 2 pm. Too bad the schools decided to shut down.

It's Thursday ready. Difficult to understand in these do nothing times how the days fly bye.

That's it. I haven't read the news or looked at my fun sites yet.


Wednesday, September 2, 2020

You Had Only One Job To Do

 


I Can Spend Money Better Than Anyone

 Her Majesty's decided to head out for our lake place in Minnesota next week. Her excuse is she needs to close it up for the winter. It's a ruse. She wants to get away from me and to watch the sun set across the water in the western skies. In other words she wants to be by herself. If this wasn't the case she'd take Charlie.

I get the lad, again. I've had him twice this year; both times she was at the lake. Last year she was in Scotland twice for a period of six weeks and he was mine again. Granted, I love the little guy. What I despise is taking him out at 6 am for his morning poddy and give him his morning vittles. I'm a late riser. Ten o'clock in my book is late.

I perfomed another blunderpuss today. How many times have I told you that my carelessness and irresponsibilty absolutely fuels our ecomony? Last week I left my am-fm radio head set at the golf driving range so I kissed $60 good-bye. Then, leaving the driving range again four days ago I pulled my one remaining hearing aid out of my left pocket. I never wear them hitting balls. By the time I'd gotten to the car the device had magically disappeared. Yesterday, after doing some research I bought a new set for $529 tax included. That's a lot of money but it beats the $2,000 and up I'd have to give to a real hearing aid dude.

I carry around a small knife in my pocket; usuall a Buck. I've lost so many I'm famous within their company. I was at a hardward store last week, after losing another knife, and saw one I liked. What I didn't like was the price tag; $39.95. But I bought it anyway because I'm a salesmens best friend. The lady behind the counter told me I'd really like it. I told her I'm sure I'd like it a lot but that I'd lose it in 5 days. I missed it by one. Yesterday, it was in the trash bin of history. Today I went to Wal-Mart which in Dublin Ohio is like going to Mogadishu. I saw two small Buck knives for $12 and bought them hoping they'd last me until November 1. While I was standing at the counter I began talking with a retired gentleman. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a knife and told me he'd had it for over 50 years.!  hate when people make me feel more stupid than I already do.

I then drove home and when I pulled into the garage after stopping the car I noticed something shiny on the floor. Yep. There was a knife on the floor but it wasn't the expensive one I found yesterday. It was another smallish Buck I must have lost sometime time and forgotten about. More money for the economy is my motto. Oh, the expensive knife. I looked for it in our sofa cushions yesterday. Tonight it magically appeared.

I could go on and on but you get the drift. In the course of one week I've pumped over $600 into the money fund for items I've lost.

I'm a beauty.


Yes Joe, We Know Your Story,

 Biden To Defy CDC Warning To Stop Touching Other People's Faces | The  Babylon Bee


“You know me. You know my heart. You know my story, my family's story.

California Changes Its Name To Hell

 Well folks, young sexually abused children in California were left on the street to fend for themselves due to the liberal legislature.

'California legislators passed a law Monday easing sex offender registry rules for those who commit sodomy or other sex acts with minors in order to end “discrimination against LGBTQ young people on the sex offender registry.”

The bill, which now heads to Gov. Gavin Newsom’s desk, would "exempt from mandatory registration under the act a person convicted of certain offenses involving minors if the person is not more than 10 years older than the minor and if that offense is the only one requiring the person to register,” according to the bill.

Adults less than 10 years older than the minor they are convicted of engaging in oral or anal sex with are not automatically added to the sex-offender registry. The decision whether or not to add them is left up to a judge under the new bill, referred to as SB145'.

The Washington Examiner

Dems Counting On The 'Big Cheat'

I think Hillary spilled the beans on this last week.

A top Democrat data and analytics firm funded by Michael Bloomberg claimed it is highly likely President Trump will win by a landslide on election night, but will ultimately lose in the following days after mail-in ballots continue to be counted.

Hawkfish CEO Josh Mendelsohn called the Democrat mail-in voting fraud operation deployed to steal the election post election day a “red mirage” in his interview with “Axios on HBO.”

What mail-in(cheating) vote shows and this is from liberal Axios

Animated GIF of a map of showing how the results could change after election night

The Gateway Pundit

A Leopard Doesn't Change Its Spots

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