The beauty of being on the conservative side of the ledger is Dweebocrats have the likes of congresswoman(???) Rosa DeLauro.
I rest my case.
Saturday, January 1, 2022
Place The Blame On Democrats
Every year, an estimated 2,000 Americans are killed by illegal aliens. some in drunk driving crashes, others in brutal scenarios like stabbings and beatings. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/12/31/in-memoriam-25-americans-allegedly-killed-by-illegal-aliens-in-2021/
He Is The Real Champion
Clarence Frett from Marion Iowa has been eating a bowl of Wheaties every morning for breakfast since he was in the Coast Guard in World War II.
“I dump a bowl of Wheaties and put a little sugar in it and put a little milk in it,” Frett said. “That’s my breakfast I don’t eat much more than that.”
Wheaties is 100 years old .Clarence will turn 100 next month. Clarence’s daughter Renee sent an email to General Mills to see if she could get her dad’s face on a Wheaties box. Just like the greatest of all time.
They came through.
“I was really surprised,” Frett said. “I’m going to have a lot of fun with it that’s for sure.”
Frett was a barber by trade. He started cutting hair while in the Coast Guard and never stopped.
He opened Frett Barber shop on 10th street in Marion in 1949, and cut hair until he was 88 years old. Frett Barber is now run by his daughters.
“Carrying on the tradition almost in Marion, an old fashion barbershop, what he started and what he worked hard for,” Renee said. “It is quite an honor it really is.”
Babylon Bee Predictions For 2222
It's that time of year again—when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide!
Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022:
January 1 - USPS will deliver your Christmas package
January 6 - Second insurrection attempt canceled
January 20 - Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
January 21 - Men break every record ever held by women
January 22 - Harvard gender studies professor discovers five new pronouns
January 23 - The Babylon Bee discovers a 3rd conservative joke
January 25 - Obama releases another memoir
January 27 - Mark Zuckerberg finally learns how to smile with his eyes
February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets
February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma
February 26 - China officially annexes United States
March 1 - Bill Clinton plants the flag on brand new Epstein Island
March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up Mars
March 10 - Obama releases yet another new memoir
March 25 - Meat is outlawed, replaced with delicious bugs instead
April 1 - AOC red-pilled after reading an economics book
April 19 - Man dressed as woman hailed as first woman to not complain about being cold
May 5 - Hollywood studio announces all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: Afterlife
May 10 - Firefly renewed for 12 new seasons. Unfortunately, it's written by the writers of the 2nd season of Ted Lasso
June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb
August 15 - The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born
September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki
October 8 - Obama releases new memoir
October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun
November 17 - Republicans bravely squander control of Congress
December 10th - You still can't get your hands on a PS5
December 25 - Christmas will occur on this day
December 27 - Obama releases new memoir
December 30 - Ghislaine Maxwell's black book leaked, will be released in January
December 31 - Jesus returns
New Years Resolution
Here we are in another year. For me New Year's celebrations are like Christmas. They're meant for our youth.
I've decided that in this year I will not say the 'F' word. I'm watching the news as I type; 5-4-3-2-1, "Darn it! New resolution coming up.
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