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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Knowing How To Speak Your Mind
Mr. Big is chastising Republicans for not hanging around Washington to get problems fixed. They're going home for recess. Barry turned down a meeting with Minority Senate leader, Mitch McConnell. He had too many pressing obligations, like having two fundraisers in Philly.
photo: weasel zippers
4th Of July Parades Are For Right Wingers
According to a Harvard study(for what that's worth) 4th of July Parades only benefit right wingers. They energize the right side of the spectrum. You know, those of us who believe in the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Quite frankly I don't want liberals at any parade; more tossed float candy for me. You can read the story here.
Astronomy Picture Of The Day
There's a really cool site called, "The astronomy picture of the day". It's another PSA from myself to you. Each and every day we can view a photo from space with an accompanying explanation. If you doubt the existence of God this site might ease your fears. Since I'm not a solar system expert I've always wondered, if we could live to be a zillion years old, how far could we go in outer space without it coming to an end. Still not convinced? Isn't it great there's an order to things; the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west, Halley's Comet comes around every 76 years. The only time I've seen the earth's orbit messed with was in Superman I but that was only a movie. Regardless, check out the site. It is majestic and you can click to see it here.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Why Do They Do It
Once again my big heart allowed Lizzie to watch Brian Williams and the NBC Nightly News. There was a story about the fires in Los Alamos New Mexico. What we saw was an on the scene reporter with fires raging in the background. Last week NBC and, I presume, hundreds of local and national stations, sent reporters to Iowa for the flood watch. For twenty seconds we viewed the river climbing over banks, tickling the foundations of homes. Three weeks ago the same scenario in Joplin, Missouri with still more reporters and thirty second visuals and sound bites.
So, I ask you, why is it necessary to send these "journalists" around the world to give information that could be delivered by one person in a studio in NYC?
The producers could run the stories then dig up past tapes of floods, tornadoes, fires, bombs exploding and any other calamity known to mankind. I mean, if you've seen one flood you've seen them all and think of the money that could be saved to squander on other nonsense. Besides, the media doesn't hesitate to make up crap of a political nature. Why ruin a good thing.
Sometimes, but not very often, I am so brilliant it's almost scary.
So, I ask you, why is it necessary to send these "journalists" around the world to give information that could be delivered by one person in a studio in NYC?
The producers could run the stories then dig up past tapes of floods, tornadoes, fires, bombs exploding and any other calamity known to mankind. I mean, if you've seen one flood you've seen them all and think of the money that could be saved to squander on other nonsense. Besides, the media doesn't hesitate to make up crap of a political nature. Why ruin a good thing.
Sometimes, but not very often, I am so brilliant it's almost scary.
House Bill Would Ban Sex With Animals
Icky Poo! I never thought about this aspect of life but apparently some people have sex with animals. I mean, I knew Caligula liked to get it on with horses but for Jupiter's sake, that was in ancient Rome.
In A-hi-a(native pronunciation) there's a house bill saying it's a felony to have sex with an animal. A guy, aged 31, in Shelby County north of Columbus purchased a dog from an animal shelter for the specific purpose of "doing it".
His name is in the paper so how does he feel when he walks down the street, goes to a bar, sit in church on Sunday(yeah, right).
How would people even find out about this? Does sex with a pooch begin with petting or maybe heavy petting? Did they get caught at the drive-in or was he bragging to his buddies? "Hey guys, I got laid last night but she was a real dog". Do you get as queasy as I when you think about it? Woof, woof!
In A-hi-a(native pronunciation) there's a house bill saying it's a felony to have sex with an animal. A guy, aged 31, in Shelby County north of Columbus purchased a dog from an animal shelter for the specific purpose of "doing it".
His name is in the paper so how does he feel when he walks down the street, goes to a bar, sit in church on Sunday(yeah, right).
How would people even find out about this? Does sex with a pooch begin with petting or maybe heavy petting? Did they get caught at the drive-in or was he bragging to his buddies? "Hey guys, I got laid last night but she was a real dog". Do you get as queasy as I when you think about it? Woof, woof!
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