A Touchy Subject

Thoughts From A Negative Liberal

 

A woman was at her liberal hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip

to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who  responded:

" Rome?  Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.

You're crazy to go to Rome.  So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply.  "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.  "That's a terrible airline.

Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.

So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him.  He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.  You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo.

The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes,

but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class.

The food and wine were wonderful,  and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. 

And the hotel was great!  They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a  jewel,  the finest hotel in the city.

They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser,  "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the  Pope" 

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder,

and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors,

and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my 

hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really!  What'd he say?"

He said: "Who fu*ked up your hair?"

From my Central Arizona correspondent

Is This How Babies Were To Be Conceived

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — A Tennessee couple has welcomed a baby girl who grew from the longest-frozen embryo to ever result in a birth.

Benjamin and Tina Gibson’s daughter, Emma Wren, weighed 6 pounds, 8 ounces when she came into the world on November 25.BALTIMORE (WJZ) — A Tennessee couple has welcomed a baby girl who grew from the longest-frozen embryo to ever result in a birth.

Benjamin and Tina Gibson’s daughter, Emma Wren, weighed 6 pounds, 8 ounces when she came into the world on November 25.

Prior to being transferred into Tina’s uterus at the National Embryo Donation Center in Knoxville earlier this year, the embryo Emma grew from had been cryo-preserved for more than 24 years, according to a news release.

In my humble opinion it sort of takes the fun out of doing you know what. Right?

Politicians Are Nuts

I goofed up this afternoon. Neil Cavuto came on Fox and I didn't change the channel quickly enough. Democrats in the House were onstage bemoaning the new tax plan. A dude named Richard Neal was screaming about the fact the national debt would increase by $2.3 trillion. Excuuuuuuuse me but didn't it go up by $10 trillion under the leadership of our Muslim loving Barack Hussein Obama.

Bernie is all over television bloviating about 'tax cuts for the rich'. "Hey, pays the most taxes on a yearly basis?

Know what? In about three months the middle class are going to see their monthly chicks rise a couple hundred dollars. More folks will be going to work and pay more taxes. This is a boon for Congress. With in increase in tax revenues these hogs will find more ways to waste what we send them. Example, the US throws more money at education than all European countries combined.

Why Muslims Should Wear Beards.

In an effort to get Muslim men to grow out their facial hair, a Muslim preacher has claimed that clean-shaven men with long hair "cannot be distinguished from women," which can cause "indecent thoughts" to occur between males. "For example, if you see a man with long hair from afar you may think he is a woman if he does not have a beard and you will commit unthinkable things.
RT News(Russia)

Blame It On The Barmaid Job

Crap Happens Whether We Like It Or Not

I'm sure most of us have heard about the Tacoma, Washington train tragedy this morning. The passenger train was on its first run and as of now there are six dead.Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Ohio and West Virginia shared another disaster date on Dec 15. It was in 1967 that a bridge connecting the two communities, Pleasant Point, WV and Gallipolis, Ohio came tumbling down. It took exactly 60 seconds for the 2235 foot bridge to be twisted like a pretzel and drop into the Ohio River. In the process 49 citizens lost their lives and sadly their bodies were never recovered. Wrong place at the wrong time.

Sadly, when we lost a loved one the first one to be blamed is God. I really don't think it works that way.

It's like me at the roulette table, a victim of rotten luck.