Why Can't We Stop This Global Warming Nonsense?

Let's face it, the signature reason for global warming is an assault on our personal liberties. It's sole purpose is to fill the coffers of the United Nations with our tax money. If we were determined to eliminate faux GW the armies of the world would declare war on China and Russia.

Read the following article from the Gateway Pundit:

There has been no global warming now for 17 years and 6 months.
Climate Depot reported:

Seventeen and a half years. Not a flicker of global warming. The RSS satellite record, the first of the five global-temperature datasets to report its February value, shows a zero trend for an impressive 210 months.
The graph below shows no global warming at all for 17 years 6 months.

There have been at least 10 separate explanations for the standstill in global warming. http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/confirmed-no-global-warming-for-17-years-and-6-months/

Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say

From big fur hat on iOwnTheWorld:

30. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No  kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We’re vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t  seen.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us down to re-elect OBAMA

Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=230861#6kJg24uAb5VUtPOH.99

Assessing My Audience

Every so often I'll look at my page view list assessing how many people read this blog and their countries of origin. I'm perplexed. When I ceased to write in 2012 this blog showed about ten thousand page views a month, not Drudge type viewing but not bad. Then, beginning in September of '13 when I resumed writing it didn't take long for the number of page views to jump back into the big time. I thought, "My audience missed me. I MUST be good". Two months ago I was receiving over six hundred page views daily. "Wow", my mind said, "I'm up for a Pulitizer". It was then that I looked at my audience profiles. There were days when I was getting more viewership from China than in the United States. It wasn't unusual for three hundred hits from their mainland citizenry. Could it be that a giant conglomerate wanted the rights to my site? Well, almost as soon as that began it was over with the ChiComs. Yesterday I checked in again to see what was happening:
The USA led the way with 580. I don't even know what 580 means. Is it for a week, a month, a decade? Sweden came next with 90. My vision of a young Elke Sommer reading MJH sent chills up my spine. Sweden was followed by Kyrgyzstan with 53. On this one I am perplexed. I know countries and where they are but not Kyrgyzstan. Out came the map. Did you know the government of, and I don't want to spell it anymore, is the most corrupt in the world. It was a part of the old Soviet Union. What country in Euro/Asia wasn't? So, who from that part of the world would read this column? I envisioned a fifteen year old kid standing on a hillside tending his goats. In one hand he held the bladder of a sheep while drinking rancid water and in the other hand he held an iPad.  I used to receive a number of viewers from South America but there are so many government protests and revolutions going on centering around the lack of toilet paper they don't have much time for me. Priorities are important: leaves or paper.
I'll be blunt. I'm down to around 150-200 day, hardly worth the time to write. A normal person would credit his family for this number but I don't have much family so that can't be it. The only aspect left is that, by accident, people stumble onto the blog using google or bing. I can live with that. I only write as a hobby, anyway, so my feelings aren't that hurt, you rotten, corruptible losers.

A Feel Good Story About Liberalism

Seven million people are paying more money for less care. What a grand bargain. In my daydreaming of yesterday I tried to get my hand on liberalism and who would grasp the concept and why. Forget the foreign aspect of failed governments in Russia, China, Cambodia, Germany and Italy in the last hundred years.. At this point we haven't murdered millions of people---OMG--- except for babies. We're more murderous than those countries mentioned.
After much contemplation as to the why of liberalism in modern day American I can only put my finger on one reason why a group of people see this country as la-la land. Here it comes, folks. I get to blame it on a Kennedy. You'll have to be older than your late Fifties to understand. Do you recall this: "There are some who look at things the way they are and ask why...I dream of things that never were and ask why not"? Of course, it came from the lips of Robt. F. Kennedy as a campaign slogan, much like "Hope and Change". It's a meaningless slogan if you think about it. It sounds good but as we now know the question that always needs to be asked would be, "What kind of dreams and how much is it going to cost me. When liberals read RFK's words it makes them feel good.
My neighbor next to us in Minnesota is a lovely lady, God fearing and married to a Lutheran minister. She's a do-gooder. I was once in her cabin and flipped on the TV and it was on MSNBC. I started laughing and asked why? She said, "Because it's the only place you can get the truth". In between choking jags on my part she then went on to say, "We have to do something for these people". I'm assuming she meant the poor and 'doing something' meant higher taxes. This deluded person is the perfect example of why liberalism is a massive failure. It's pie in the sky.
And those are my ideas for the day on this subject.

Do You Believe Them

So today, the day after the same administration that has cooked the books on deportations, and cooked the books on unemployment, the same administration that lied about Fast and Furious, lied about Benghazi, lied about “green jobs,” lied about last week’s meeting with the Pope, and whose IRS abused the president’s critics — the leader of that administration touted “7.1 million sign-ups” for Obamacare. Even going by the administration’s official numbers, the president’s claim is inflated. The administration only claims 7,041,000 — far from 7.1 million. http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/04/01/the-most-un-american-speech-barack-obama-has-ever-delivered/

Liberal Gov't Intrusion. This Is Not April Fool

The Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee will meet soon and discuss new recommendations for healthy eating. One suggestion is to send daily text messages to fat people.

The Obama administration plans to send text messages to fat people and offer online weigh-ins to help the country’s obese population get down to what a cartel of career academics considers to be a healthy weight. http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/obama-food-police-propose-sending-text-messages-to-fat-people/

Rachel Ray: Another Phony Celebrity

I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh nearly as much as I used to for two reasons: It's golf season and that's a priority and, I tend to get riled up and life's too short. Regardless, I caught the last part of his show today and listened to a female caller talking about the food lady and television celebrity, Rachel Ray.
Ms. Ray had Joe Biden on her show a few days ago and got teary eyed talking about ObamaCare. She was so thankful for what Obama had done for her brother with the new law. Her bro has an autoimmune system and his treatments were too expensive for his family to meet the costs. Rush's guest was listening to a talk show after Ray's bawl fest and whomever the host was mentioned that Ms. Ray has a net worth of $60 million dollars. Isn't this always the case? Some of us are filthy rich but feel a lack of obligation for helping others. Quite frankly, I needed further proof about her net worth. You know how rumors begin. But, it didn't take much internet use to find that Rachel was is indeed mega-wealthy. Whatever happened to being my brother's keeper?
When my grandfather died there wasn't an iota of thought given to grandma coming to live with us. The old axiom, charity begins at home, is still applicable. Charity, what a beautiful word. Statistics show that conservatives far and away give a much greater percentage than do liberals. Liberals feel that even those folks in Mississippi, being Republicans, are all super rich. This would also apply to conservatives in Alabama, Louisiana, North and South Carolina and Oklahoma. That's what the great unwashed believe even though it's far from the truth. The state of Mississippi has a charity rate much higher than does Massachusetts or New York. California doesn't count because it's filled with movie stars and illegals so they can't be considered on for charitable giving list because they're supposed to be that way.
Rachel Ray might be worth $60 million today but that honey pot isn't going to end tomorrow. She's richer than your average US citizen many, many times over and will continue to be so. I'm certain there will be 90% of those who've read this post who have already done right by their families and didn't give it a second thought.
My next bit of research will be to check into the many charities I'm sure Rachel Ray doesn't support, It should be an enlightening quest. http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/tv-personality/rachael-ray-net-worth/