Maybe Texas Should Secede

 

Fifty Shades Of Golf

 Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years..

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

 

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!

"Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night... Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up

behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.

Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'.....

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

 And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So--- Here I am!

Quote Of The Day

 

  DR. THOMAS SOWELL, famous black economist:  "The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many conservatives there are in their sociology department."

Monday Morning Tidbits

 I need new meds. Or, maybe I need meds that work. Bedtime last night was at 8 pm. I was exhausted. Then the god of hate came running into my body. At midnight, restless, I came downstairs and grabbed a glass of milk. An hour later no dice-------I was still thrashing about. Charlie, next to me, was sleeping as though he'd run the marathon. At 4:30, and still not catching any worthwhile shut eye I gave it one more try; a couple pieces of roast beef and another glass of milk. Twenty minutes later success.

During this wretched period of time I had the following bits of wisdom to impart.

Governor Pritzker of Chicago is sending 500 more National Guardsment to D.C. to quell the rioting that isn't. Wouldn't he better off to send them to Chicago for week-end duty? There were only 20 shot in Beetlejuices' city over the week-end.--------again.

Today is the first day of Black History Month. Why not take in an NBA basketball game.

Last week, Dr. Anthony claimed on NBC’s “Today” that wearing two masks “just makes common sense. Yesterday he stated wearing two masks doesn't do anything of benefit.

Ever hear of the Hawalili company? They sell shirts. You can buy one and get one free. How many would you like? It's only $21.99.

Maxine Waters makes a salary of $176,000 a year. How can she afford to pay her daughter $250,000 yearly to be on her staff. Isn't motherly love wonderful?

Andy Cuomo, New York's pompous governor stated in response to the underestimation of the number of elderly who died in nursing homes under his watch due to COVID, "Who cares where nursing home residents died. They died". Isn't that kinda like Hillary saying about the four Benghazi murders, "At this point what difference does it make?"

Jimmy Dean is the luckiest guy in the world. He's been dead for ten years but he's still doing commercials for sausage. When is enough money enough?

It is now 'almost' certain the first case of AIDS came from 1917. A soldier in WWI on the front in Cameroon was starving in the field. He killed and ate an infected monkey. Thought you'd like to know. 

Dublin Ohio received 5" of snow this week-end. I took a picture of the snow on top of our outdoor dining table. Try and tell me it wasn't wet and heavy and I'll tell you why I didn't pick up a shovel. I thought the way it was sliding off the table but held together was Ripley's Believe It Or Not material.

Layshia Clarenden is a basketball player in the WNBA for the New York Liberty. She had her breasts removed. I'd heard of this happening before; breast removal. What's her name, Christina Applegate, who played on the TV show, Married With Children had a double mastectomy. Her reasoning was almost every female in the family had breast cancer and most died from it.

Not Clarendon, though. Of course, she's binary whatever. She stated the lack of breasts would allow her freedom. Silly me. When I first read the story I figured she wanted to be able to jump higher.

If Masks Worked

 Do you know who would be very frustrated today in our mask society if he were still alive? The answer would be Clayton Moore. He played the Lone Ranger in the movies and on TV. When people ask, "Who was that masked man" he be just another cowboy.

Do masks work? I dunno but I'm sort of doubting it since here we are going on 12 months of gibberish from Fauci about masks. The more things change the more they stay the same.

I read an interesting article about masks. Follow the science. https://www.evergreenfamilymedicine.com/post/1-25-2021-masking-the-science

Trump Nominated For Another Nobel Peace Prize

 What is it now, four or five, that Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. And yet, the Democrat congress is contemplating a bill that would ban Trump's name from any public building, street or park bench even forever.

Former President Donald Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize on Monday morning by an Estonian member of the European Parliament, Jaak Madison.

In a post on social media, Madison said: “In the last 30 years, Donald Trump is the first president of the United States, who during his tenure, has not started a war. Additionally, he signed several peace agreements in the Middle East which have helped provide stability in the region and peace.” https://www.theepochtimes.com/trump-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize-over-israel-uae-peace-deal_3680042.html?utm_source=news&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-02-01-1

"Let's Circle Back"

 

When the new WH press secretary, Jen Psaki, is flummoxed by a question from the press and has no answer, which is constantly, she uses a now common phrase, "We'll have to circle back to that." Poor Jen, she hasn't a clue as you'll see from this montage. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jen+psaki+circle+back+you+tube&docid=13825604728554&mid=55F71B82BC23E710993155F71B82BC23E7109931&view=detail&FORM=VIRE