Flatulence Smell 'Could' Cure Cancer

Call me a realist but I've come to believe that every and all government grants are bogus. Otherwise, how can we explain the smelling of human farts as being a possible cure for cancer. Scientists at Exeter University say so, that's why, and while you're at it Mr. Government give me another ten million dollars.

A new study out of the University of Exeter is making a bold claim that smelling farts may be able to help cure cancer. Yes, I’m serious.
If the study proves to be credible, your local pharmacist may soon be handing you a FDA-approved can of human flatulence.
The Western Daily Press reports:

“The smell of flatulence has secret health benefits – and could help stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and dementia, scientists have revealed.”

*“It is toxic in large doses but in tiny amounts it helps protect cells and fight illness, according to boffins at Exeter University.”

We have yet to determine what exactly the measures might be between a medical grade fart versus a regular fart. However, according to Exeter “rotten eggs gas holds the key.” So, if you’re having health complications, it’s probably imperative that you eat several omelettes and lots of potato salad.
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/07/156411-cant-make-stuff-university-study-claims-smelling-farts-can-cure-cancer/