Tuesday, December 12, 2017

CNN Discovers Reason For Trump Brain Damage

Brook Baldwin, supposed show host at CNN brought in an expert yesterday to help discover the reason(s) for Trump's demented brain.

The President has a propensity for pizza, MacDonald's and a dozen diet cokes per day. This, CNN told us, is the reason The Donald is a blithering idiot.

It's strange, though. I don't remember CNN castigating Bubba Clinton for his non-stop excursions into McDonalds. I don't recall CNN make fun of his fat, flabby thighs when he tried to show us he was a jogger.

We could take this one step further. When did CNN jump Hillary for her massive consumption of anything alcohol?

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