Woe to he if his name is Hunter Yelton and he is six years old. More woe if he is suspended from school and is from Canon City, Colorado. You see, this pint sized pervert had the temerity to kiss a female classmate on the cheek. It's imperative, in my opinion, that Hunter remain anonymous from a photo standpoint. The last thing we need is for members of the ACLU or NOW seeking him out for further harassment. Two things are needed for clarification on this story: (1) Had Yelton kissed a boy classmate he most likely would have received a free pass and (2) He did not kiss said female classmate on her butt cheek but on that part of the human body next to the mouth. According to the actions of the school one would think this 'cheek area' is the home of her female genitalia.
Hunter's mom has a proverbial bee in her bonnet because she doesn't want this incident of sexual harassment to go on his permanent record. A school psychologist thinks this whole incident is a bunch of malarkey(imagine that) but the school is sticking by it's guns because Hunter Yelton is a serial cheek kisser. He did it to the same love interest once before. MJ Hawkeye has the solution. Send the kid to the private school.
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