Poll Me, Please

Hey, I just received a robo polling call from some place in Michigan. There were probably eight questions for me. You know the drill: would I for sure vote for Obama or Romney, how do I feel about healthcare, yes or no? Being a good citizen I answered truthfully until I got to the personal preference questions. I guess I do qualify as an African-American. That's what I told them I was. Maybe I forgot that I happened to be 29 years old and am an atheist. I'd do anything to screw these people up---the same way every other knowledgeable citizen would do. Polls! They're ridiculous.