As Toes Go, They Do Look Nice

JULY 13--A man posing as a representative of the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” TV show tricked an 18-year-old Georgia woman into allowing him to suck her toe inside a Walmart in Georgia, police report.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/notorious-walmart-toe-sucker-356129

In all honesty, I'd kill to have these style of toes. I've gone through life with hammer toes. I could drive a spike into a railroad tie with my pinkie.