Gosh, this guy is a non-stop combination of Jackie Gleason, George Burns and Henny Youngman---for liberals. Ask yourselves, 'would I laugh until my belly ached at these'?
Finally it was time for Minhaj. The "Daily Show" comic managed to work his identity as a Muslim into the first few sentences of his routine, which at times seemed straight from Resistance Twitter. Trump is the liar-in-chief. He's the "orange man behind the Muslim ban." The real leader of the country (that would be Vladimir Putin) is not at the dinner because, of course, he lives in Moscow.
Trump's aides, a crew of racists and Nazis, weren't in the room, either, Minhaj said. Attorney General Jeff Sessions wrote "NO" on his invitation. "Just 'no,' which happens to be his second favorite N-word after niggers."
Spokesman Sean Spicer was also absent, Minhaj said. "His go-to move when you ask him a tough question is denying the Holocaust."
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos wasn't there because "she's busy curating her collection of children's tears."