We want you to be as informed as possible before you decide to go to college. Here are some pros and cons:
Pro: You'll learn to master genderqueer feminist intersectionality! Yay!
Con: Genderqueer feminist intersectionality isn't as useful as burger flipping.
Pro: Grandma cares about your degree.
Con: No one else does.
Pro: You won't have to work with your hands when you graduate.
Con: You most likely won't find any work when you graduate.
Pro: Bernie promised debt forgiveness.
Con: He lost the election.
Pro: Your diploma will look great in a frame.
Con: It will hang on the wall of your room in your parent’s basement.
Pro: Getting out from under your parents’ roof
Con: Dave, your 500-pound roommate who wants the top bunk
Pro: College Football games
Con: Sitting in the nosebleed section, behind all the people with money and jobs
Pro: Meet exciting new people!
Con: They all have chlamydia.
Pro: The satisfaction of knowing you helped fund the education of the next generation
Con: Realizing all your money went to a new trampoline park for next year’s incoming class
Pro: You get to learn PowerPoint!
Con: You now have to use PowerPoint.
Pro: You’re learning from the world’s best
Con: Pretty much everything you learn is readily available online and free
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