Twice in the past I've written about people with the Napoleonic Syndrome; men who are short in stature and make up for their lack of height by being loud, obnoxious, arrogant, demanding and will do anything and everything to get their way. Don't get me wrong. There are many over six feet who are the same but I didn't make up the syndrome for shorties. Some egghead psychiatrist did.
When we see people on television we sort of figure they're all the same then we find out provisions are made to eliminate their shortness from the people. Michael Dukakis when debating against George Bush had a box placed behind the podium to make him look, well, normal when in reality he was a wimp.
One of the most bombastic jerks in America today is Jim Acosta of CNN. He's the kind of guy who deserves to have a nitirc acid pie thrown in his face. Jimmy boy is all of 5'6". I laughed when I saw this. My ten year old grandson could kick his ass.
Do you know who else is a dwarf? it's Tony 'Lying' Fauci. He's 5'7". Now that we know he lied to Congress and the American people and the entire world about his responsibility in the world wide pandemic it brought to mind the 1977 hit song by Randy Newman; 'Short People Got No Reason To LIve'.
Short people got no reason to live.
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
Well I don't want no short people around here.
They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You gotta pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars that go "beep, beep, beep"
They got little voices goin' "peep, peep, peep"
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
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