Calvin And I Must Be Twins

I've come to the conclusion I'm ADHD. This is one of those fall back excuses to make me feel better. The only part of algebra I understood was to spell the word. Know what? Since my last algebra class the first semester of my junior year of high school I cannot remember a time when it came in handy. Putting air in footballs and basketballs, however, is a talent algebra wizards would never understand.

I have another question for algebra jocks and we can throw in geometry ones, too. How many stitches are in a baseball? Aha! Not many math geniuses can answer that one. The number is 216. So there, all you smarty pants who used to run around with slide rules attached to your belt.

Truth be told I'm one of those who can read a page of a novel then when questioned on its contents I can honestly say, "Ya' got me." This really comes in handy when you want to feign stupidity.