Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Promises, Promises, Promises

 President Joe Biden bolstered international confidence on Monday with another of his inspiring speeches, this time promising that "if Germany, uh, if Russia invades" Ukraine, "then there will be no longer a Nord Stream 2. We, we, we will put an end to it."

Asked by a reporter how exactly he would do that "since the project and control of the project is within Germany's control," our commander in chief responded, "I promise you we'll be able to do it.

Joe is goofy. Think back to other promises: 1) I will cure cancer, 2) I will shut down the virus, 3) I will eliminate student debt, 4) We'll stay in Afghanistan until we get everyone out, 5) I will end the opioid crisis, 6) I will kick Cornpop's butt.

On another note, why haven't I seen any Build Back Better caps? I mean, the guy got 81 million votes.





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