Tuesday, May 9, 2017

A More Humble Obama Talks About Cow Farts

Our former slickmeister gave a speech while visiting Italy yesterday.(Ye, he flew there in a big fuel guzzling jet) Among a myriad of topics he mentioned how humble he's become since he took office in '09 except, he said, he'll never lose his penchant for taking selfies. So much for humility.
As is typical with all Lefties the subject of global warming was on tap. It's too bad the Dems concentrated on that faux topic in the last election otherwisr Thumder Thighs might now be in the Oval Office, slightly down the hallway from her transgendered bathroom.

He predicted a three-foot rise in global ocean depths as a result of melting ice packs at the earth's poles, and fretted that a massive refugee crisis would result. What a moron. Scientists debunked that nonsense four days ago. Oh well, whatever puts money in Democrat coffers is worth the lie.

In 2009 he famously claimed in a grandiose moment, as he accepted the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, that Americans were witnessing 'the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.' 

Obama was sounding yet another alarm on Tuesday, warning that among the sources of global warming is the 'methane' that comes from cow flatulence produced by the beef industry.
But he acknowledged with a chuckle: 'I am not a vegetarian.' "Earth to Barry, leafy greens account for the elimination of bodily gasses".

I love this Emmett Kelly clone. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4488538/Obama-says-s-fighting-Michelle-closet-space.html#ixzz4gbL2ndlB

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