Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Two Hunters From Kentucky

a couple of hunters, Roy and Elroy, are out in the woods when Roy falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. 

The other guy, Elroy, whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator,"My friend is dead. What can I do?" 

The operator says,"Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,"OK, now what?"

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