Saturday, April 3, 2021

It's All In How You Phrase It

 Sometimes, just to be a jokester, or trouble maker if that suits your fancy when I go out in public I carry two masks. One is brand spanking new and the other I've had since a year ago this April. As you might imagine the second one looks like the homeless in San Francisco have been using it to wipe their rear ends. And, to make matters worse I've rubbed the front in dirt.

There's a place in German Village in Columbus that has neat trendy shops and I'll get coffee at one of them. The owners have purple hair, tattoos and earrings, lots of earrings but the coffee is good. Anyway, awhile back I walked in the door without a mask and the babe behind the counter started screaming at me. So now when I go in I don the feculent one.

If I go to the opera(fat chance of that) I'll put on the one that is crystal clean.

The other day while driving home from Kroger Food I began wondering about masks, do they or don't they work. When I arrived home I got on the computer and googled in, Why Masks Don't Work. Lo and behold a slew of articles came up about what a waste of time these items are and the articles were written by learned scientists. Another thing I found out. Over 55 thousand scientists have written articles on COVID and how overrated it is and that the government(s) of the world are making us look like fools. But that's another story for another time.

After I did the first google search I went in again and wrote in, Do Masks Work?. It was a completely different set of answers and most of them were written by the media; NY Times, LA Times. Very few were from the science crowd.

It's not for me to tell you what or what not to do. The Queen wears a mask and in order to make certain I keep my testicles functioning I keep my mouth shut. It's called common sense.

Regardless, I'm asking that we all not be a part of the herd community so do your own research.



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