23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

 

1. Your grandma's computer password
2. Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
3. Epstein's prison cell
4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
5. An unlocked car in Chicago
6. Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
8. Trusting in works for salvation
9. Rings of Power Season 2
10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
11. Ashley Biden's diary
12. The word of a Spaniard
13. Hunter's laptop
14. Elections in Philadelphia
15. Ben and J-Lo's marriage
16. German gas prices
17. California's electric grid
18. Your lunch in the break room fridge
19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom
20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
21. Big tech's handling of your data
22. Your 401k
23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world

Courtesy of the Babylon Bee

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