Tuesday, November 29, 2022

A Little Levity

 



“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

 

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz

 

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers

 

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

 

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

 

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

 

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea

 

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel

 

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry

 

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips

 

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” – George Burns

 

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin

 

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