Tuesday, November 22, 2022

A Trip To Hell

 


A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.

Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"Demon: "You a smoker?"Guy: "You better believe it."Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our frigging lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay, you're already dead!"Guy: "Golly"Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."Guy: "Wow."Demon: "You like to do drugs?"Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's alright... You're already dead!"Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"Demon: "You gay?"Guy: "Uh, no."Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."


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