Sunday, April 4, 2021

California Allows Theme Parks To Open

 Hooray for those who missed the opportunity to attend theme parks in California. Gov. Gavin Newsom by decree has announced the opening of the fun places. Disneyland is overjoyed. There is, however, a slight bit of poop in the pie. 

The Guv stated that there will be no shouting or screaming on thrill rides. I'm serious, folks. T'his is the way it is. My educated guess is each ride will supply duct tape for its customers.

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