Saturday, July 4, 2020

Dublin Ohio Succumbs

The Queen informed me this morning that our fair community is enforcing a forced mask policy beginning on Monday. Guess what? I won't abide. I have COPD and it's difficult enough to breathe without wearing one of those wasteful 'CYA' masks.

My buddy, the Council Bluffs Cowboy, sent me a note in response to this.

When I am wearing underwear and a strong pair of levi's and I pass gas...... everybody within shouting distance can smell it.  Now if I put a face mask over my rear end would that stop the spread of the non-lethal gas, or is a face mask really useless in stopping vapors from reaching other peoples noses and lungs?   And mouths if they are mouth breathers, as many liberals are.

I rest my case.

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