Friday, January 20, 2023

Wit And Wisdom Of Will Rogers

 


1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:

    * The ones that learn by reading.

    * The few who learn by observation.

    * The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.   He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

     The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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