It Must Be Global Warming

Whoever came up with the words, "Hockey stick" when it comes to global warming must be brilliant. Most folks know the meaning of the word 'hockey' and they also understand the definition for 'stick' so they accept whatever it means without question.
There were some strange goings on in Dublin, Ohio early this morning at 2 AM. The temperature was 42 degrees. Five hours later there was a drop to 7 degrees. I called my ex-wife(see blog 12-15-13) who is in Texas and she told me that there temps in eastern Texas went from 72 to 25 in a couple of hours.
At any rate, I was out and about this morning at 8 AM and noticed a young man jogging. He appeared to be in his mid-30's with bright red hair. He was wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I was incredulous. Is it possible he thought his red hair might warm up his body?
Then I started thinking about Jay Leno doing his man on the street interviews. You know the drill. He stops people on the street and asks them questions and their responses show the world they have the brains of prunes. Question: Who was our first President? Answer: Beyoncé.
There has to be a way for Leno to ask a question about the sun and why doesn't the U.S. send a space ship there to see if that planet gets hotter during the day and, conversely, cooler at night. Then you could have these street citizens explain the "Hockey stick" theory. It makes sense to me.