Retirement

Henry Waxman(Dimwit-Calif), congressman to Hollywood and the stars is hanging it up after forty years. The only man alive who can see out of both his eyes and nose blames his 'quitting' on the TEA Party because they're impossible to be around.
Waxman is one of eleven senators and representatives from the communist party who are opting out in the election of '16. Never fear. Others will take their places. Word on the street is that Sandy Fluke has already been approached to run in Waxman's district. You know a dem is going to win in that district so I say, "Sandy, you go girl". It would be worth some laughs.