My question is when will it become illegal for white folks to use tanning booths to darken their skin? Will it be considered dark face and making fun of our brethren?
I was looking forward to a hearty breakfast of pancakes this morning but my conscience began to take over so I didn't feel right using Aunt Jemima pancake mix along with Mrs. Butterworth's syrup. For lunch I felt like chicken mixed with rice but couldn't because all we had was Uncle Ben's. Then, I was going to top it off with a dessert of an Eskimo Pie. You know this one. It's ice cream on a stick covered in chocolate. The owners of Eskimo Pie decided the name was racist(funny, the whole world calls natives of Alaska Eskimos) so they stopped calling their pie after the group.
A guy can't eat anything anymore. This I do not understand. Why would a food that honors a group or person be considered hurtful and racist?
I used to enjoy Blackjack gum when I was a kid. When eating jelly beans I always picked out the black ones. Licorice has that special nice taste to me.
Chitlins and greens are a no-no for Whitey I presume as are all the Soul Foods.
One can only imagine how pathetic the Beluga whale feels.
Do you ever think it'll be able to ever walk the streets of Minneapolis or find a booth in a restaurant wearing a MAGA hat? Are Beluga whales eaten? Not any more by a certain segment of society.
On the positive side less foods available means less caloric intake which means I might lose my belly fat.
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