On Making An Executive Decision

Two nights ago Her Majesty were having a discussion about, what else, sexual harassment of women.

I said to her there was going to be a tremendous backlash by women toward men. Of course, she came back with, "Are you saying there isn't sexual harassment"?

"Did I say that", I asked her? Read my lips, Queenie. I said a backlash from the media and Leftists in general.

Lefties have a double standard. Take Joy Behar(please). A Year ago vice-President Mike Pence stated he would not go anywhere without his wife where alcohol was being served. Behar and a slew of other lefties castigated him for this belittlement of women. To me it was common sense. Why would a person place themselves in harms way especially when they might be in the presence of a vindictive, hateful harpie?

Because of my perceived backlash I've decided to take a different path of protection when females are around.

1) When I walk down the sidewalk and see a female approach I will immediately drop my eyes just as Blacks did in the 1800's. If I have enough time I will cross to the other side of the street. Why chance it?

2) I will not open doors for women.  I will not take their grocery carts back to the store for them. Why chance it?

3) I will have in my hip pocket a notebook when going into a restaurant/bar. When a waitress asks for my order I will either point at an item on the menu or write it down. Why chance it?

4) If I am by myself in said establishment I will wear sunglasses and using one hand feel my way to a table/bar gingerly.

5) If I enter any kind of commercial business I will wear sunglasses and carry a white came gently tapping the floor. If said business allows I will have a trained guide dog. And I will carry a dozen or so pencils in my shirt pocket. Why chance it?

6) If possible avoid speaking to any female even if IT speaks first. Pretend you're a Helen Keller clone.

7) If all else fails I'll live under a bridge down by a river.