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If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.
If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
Twenty is too young to drink beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
It’s wrong to steal, but it’s cool to demand that the government steal from other citizens and give it to you.
Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
Illegals aren't required to show an ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
It’s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.
Citizens are forced to buy health insurance for illegals and they are fined if they don’t buy it for themselves.
People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
Illegal immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
To immigrate, Irish doctors and German engineers must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the Southern fence is welcome.
We demand that the government control of our health care, but we are outraged when the government makes our healthcare decisions.
$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
Kids can’t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.
People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
It’s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but nobody says a word when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.
Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
We see Socialist countries collapsing, and we can’t wait to have it here.
We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.
Voter suppression is bad, but in California not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
Twenty is too young to drink beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
It’s wrong to steal, but it’s cool to demand that the government steal from other citizens and give it to you.
Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
Illegals aren't required to show an ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
It’s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.
Citizens are forced to buy health insurance for illegals and they are fined if they don’t buy it for themselves.
People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
Illegal immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
To immigrate, Irish doctors and German engineers must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the Southern fence is welcome.
We demand that the government control of our health care, but we are outraged when the government makes our healthcare decisions.
$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
Kids can’t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.
People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
It’s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but nobody says a word when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.
Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
We see Socialist countries collapsing, and we can’t wait to have it here.
We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.
Voter suppression is bad, but in California not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
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