Someone pooped and Bill Gates drank the water in the poop.
He also wants to darken the sun, but not with poop, because we will need all that poop to drink.
Like a true Bond villain, Bill Gates has a lair — actually he has five lairs — where, if his sun-darkening, poop-drinking, synthetic meat, social engineering goes astray, he will be fine with his cheeseburgers and private jets.
Bill Gates also tells us global warming is real, even though he himself does not believe it.
If Bill Gates believed global warming was real, would he spend $43 million on oceanfront property? No, of course he wouldn’t. Someone who believes global warming is real would also believe his $43 million investment would soon be underwater.
Bond villain Bill Gates also tells us global warming is real while he flies all over the world in a private jet.
Why not fly commercial?
Maybe because commercial airlines don’t serve water extracted from poop?
Bill Gates is a villain.
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