As you all know I waste scads of time scrolling the websites looking at information. Some of it is educational, some irritating, some worthless and others absolutely ridiculous.
I was looking at Breitbart, and I don't know why they do this, but they ran a story regarding an actress. It had banner headlines reading; 'Republicans Should Be Branded Domestic Terrorists'. The chick is good looking, her name is Sophia Bush. At first I thought she might belong to George's family but, no, she's noted for her movies and television. So, why does this babe get her name in the papers and not me?
Aren't I a man worth noting. There have been times I utter forgettable quotes the same as Hollywood stars. For example, Robert Di Niro is always saying f*ck this and f*ck that when talking about conservatives and this makes the tabloids almost daily. How many different ways are there to say f*ck unless you happen to be a linguist. Actually, I can sling together foul obscene words no man has ever heard and I don't even make the National Enquirer.
So, as a salute to Ms. Bush I'll try to parrot her background. The headlines of my story, a grabber if you will, would be in the Huffington Post. 'MJ Hawkeye Thinks Liberals Should Be Beheaded'. Then for my history as to why the Post published it is because of what I've done in life. I played Little League baseball. I had nuns teach me in grade school. After I high school I went to three different colleges before, luckily, I finally received a degree in Physical Education. Because if this degree I became an activist for properly taping sprained ankles. MJH has had a life long career in activism. He kept active golfing.
Whew! My skillls and accomplishments are overwhelming. So much so I'm going to get another cup of coffee then I'll read more crappola off the internet.
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