Jen Psaaaaki, the White House spokesperson, said today Joey B. is considering an executive order banning assault weapons.
I looked around the house for ours, assault weapons, I mean. We have a drawer full of knives. That'd work.
If I picked up the toaster and bashed someone in the head would that be one? How about scissors, a heavy shoe, a rock, a garden hose? The list of assault weapons is endless.
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