Saturday, March 20, 2021

Baron Trump To Be Drafted By Boston Celtics

 Baron Trump, the son of Melania and Donald Trump, is going to skip college and go directly into the NBA draft. The 15 year old towers over his 6'3" father. At 6'9" inches he's a shoe-in to go into the 1st Round said a spokesman for the president..

One of young Trump's demands is that he receive a lifetime supply of Capn' Crunchberries.



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