Sunday, February 28, 2021

Screwed Again! I Should Have Been An Ilegal

 Joey's pick for Attorney General was asked a question: "Are illegal immigrants considered illegal?" His answer was stupifying. "I never thought about it before", stated Merrick Garland. 

Illegals have it made in the shade. This is what the new administration has planned. Suck it up, boys and girls, it's your money.

'Illegal aliens are in for some gravy.

Unlike legal immigrants who must pay their own way to their final destinations in this 5,077-mile span country, the Biden administration has introduced free flights for illegals to their destination of choice. Want a free trip to Hawaii? Off you go, courtesy of U.S. taxpayers but only if you arrive in the U.S. illegally and can name someone (legal or not) there who will take you in.'

Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/02/biden_launches_free_taxi_to_destination_of_choice_for_illegal_migrants.html#ixzz6nmy7utal

I Remember That One Time

 


A Life Truism

 


One More College Class I Can't Take Because Of My Whiteness

 Back in 1966 when I had to declare a college major I chose Physical Education. Most likely it was because I wanted to be a teacher/coach. In reality it probably had something to do with the course of study being less tedious so Icould get out in the world and get on with my life. Folks, I'm the first to admit I wasn't blessed with the brain of Einstein; not even Einstein's dog.

In today's climate even I would find restrictions with my perceived Major as illustrated by what's happening at Cornell University. Quite frankly, I never considered rock climbing as being a part of a Phy Ed Major but what do I know. I are one!

Cornell University was offering a racially-segregated rock climbing class for their students physical education — but no white students allowed.

The physical education class, “BIPOC Rock Climbing,” was originally slated to be restricted to “people who identify as Black, Indigenous, Latinx, Asian, or other people of color.” https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/02/ivy-league-university-offers-rock-climbing-class-no-white-students-allowed/

Gov. Kristi Noem Knocks Their Socks Off

 Kristi Noem, the feisty governor of South Dakota was a headliner at the CPAC convention in Orlando yesterday and she did not disappoint. The crowd was up on it's feet from the get go and the little lady took no prisoners. If conservatives are looking for a fighter they'd latch onto this gal permanently.

Presented here is her 26 minute speech. At the very least watch and listen to the first 4:40 seconds. Folks, it's a lollapalooza!

https://youtu.be/bcBrfyFuIEw

Banning Of Conservative Books By Amazon

 Amazon has taken it upon themselves to ban all books they deem offensive or racially motivated.There's a new book out titled: 'When Harry Became Sally'. Banned! The book details what happens to a female when their bodies are re-adjusted; when body changing drugs enter into their system, how the removal of their breasts might impact them in later life. https://www.dailywire.com/news/the-end-of-conservative-books-amazon-quietly-bans-books-they-deem-offensive-hate-speech

It's sort of like Nazi Germany all over again.



Brad From California

 Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist.  He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. 

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.  He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. 

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.  She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. 

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

 Brad is a registered Democrat. 

The Tale Of The Texting Neighbor

 



A text to a neighbor
  Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a
few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you
face-to-face When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day
and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at
home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too
great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere
apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Richard.

  Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and
shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a
stiff drink and sat down on the sofa, and read this followup text from
his neighbour:

  Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I
assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had
changed "wi-fi" to "wife. Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Bill Gates Drinks Poop Juice

 Someone pooped and Bill Gates drank the water in the poop.

He also wants to darken the sun, but not with poop, because we will need all that poop to drink.

Like a true Bond villain, Bill Gates has a lair — actually he has five lairs — where, if his sun-darkening, poop-drinking, synthetic meat, social engineering goes astray, he will be fine with his cheeseburgers and private jets.


I drank water made from human feces. Here’s an update on the machine that produced that water: b-gat.es/1hyEu2p

 Bill Gates also tells us global warming is real, even though he himself does not believe it.

If Bill Gates believed global warming was real, would he spend $43 million on oceanfront property? No, of course he wouldn’t. Someone who believes global warming is real would also believe his $43 million investment would soon be underwater.

Bond villain Bill Gates also tells us global warming is real while he flies all over the world in a private jet.

Why not fly commercial?

Maybe because commercial airlines don’t serve water extracted from poop?

Bill Gates is a villain.

Take A Hike

 


If you're really bored this map shows the longest interrupted walk on the planet.

It's Free! It's Free

 Governor Murphy(D-ork) New Jersey singed into law a bill making community college free for all. I'm trying to think. What did I ever appreciate that was free for doing nothing? Will the beneficiaries wrote 'thank you' notes to the taxpayers? What can go wrong?

Nuthin' Better Than Bein' A Kid

 


Black History Month For Some--------Not For Others

 Amazon Prime Video recently dropped “Created Equal: Clarence Thomas in His Own Words” [2020], a popular PBS documentary on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. It was effectively canceled during Black History Month. Thomas is the only Black American in the Supreme Court

Justice Thomas, one of the most conservative justices, seemingly does not fit Amazon’s criteria for inclusion. His “Created Equal” documentary is unavailable for streaming but available as a DVD. The film currently has a 99% movie rating on Rotten Tomatoes. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/02/black-history-month-yet-amazon-removes-justice-thomas-documentary-prime-video-store/

You've Got To Be Shi**ing Me

 FBI investigators are probing whether the kidnapping of Lady Gaga’s bulldogs was politically motivated because she sang at President Joe Biden’s inauguration.

The Death Of A Town

 Why do once thriving communities die? It's mostly likely due to economic factors. Across the border from northeast Oklahoma in Kansas there was a town in the 1950's that was growing rapidly. It was the home of Mickey Mantle as a youngster. His dad worked in the lead mines and when they dried up the town went belly up.

I've written before about my community, the one in which I was born, and stayed until I was eighteen. It's name then and now is Boone, Iowa. Boone was a railroad town. Blue collar workers abound. White collar workers ran the downtown businesses; the shoe and clothing stores. The pinnacle of success was Dr. Mandersheid's home. It sat back two hundred yards or so from Story Street. All the stately homes were on Story. It's where the 'Big Dogs' lived. I read last year the Manderscheid home sold for $1.2 million.

In 1955 the City started Little League Baseball for kids between 8-12. The first year games were played at McHose Park on the south side of town. The infield was skim and the outfield fence was a snow fence. Even so, it was baseball. In 1956 the City built a real ballpark for Little Leagurers. It was located across the Chicago & Northwestern railroad tracks in a vacant field. The outfield fence was adorned with signs of local businesses. In centerfield there was a sign above all the rest sponsored by the Boone Dairy. If a kid hit a ball over the fence he earned a gallon of ice cream.*

Behind home plate there was built a large building. It housed, among other items. a place for the local radio station to announce the games on KWBG. The celeb announcer was Mo Kelly. Mo is still around today and a very personal friend of mine along with a gazillion other people.

At the inaugural game in 1956 all the teams, six of them, opened the season. The field was dedicated to former Chicago White Sox player Jimmy Archer. By the way, and it's a bit of trivia, Archer was the first major leaguer to throw a runner out from a crouched position.

Baseball in Boone was bigger than big. Shortly thereafter a Babe Ruth League program was begun for boys between 13-15. In 1960 or '61 the local high school initiated its program. Over the course of the years Boone has had a great deal of success in high school baseball. During my senior year we made it to the state quarterfinals. The next year the team won the whole enchilada. Five years later they did the same.

So, why am I writing this piece? Well, it's because not only has Boone dropped its Little League but has also eliminated Babe Ruth baseball. Some will say the COVID had a great deal to do with it. Others will tell us there is a problem with getting managers. Hogwash! I say there has to be a dad who has a kid with marginal talent who would shake heaven and earth to see his kid play. Granted this information is second hand and it's more than possible I'm not receiving the big picture but let's assume for awhile I am.

The local high school has stepped in, though. Their head baseball coach, a young man named Charley Eastlund has made a proposal to the Board and it has been accepted. I have a vested heartfelt interest in this. Charley's dad, Tommy, played Little League ball for me in 1966. The high school will have have teams for the 8th and 9th grade. This is good. My question is, what about the boys from ages 8 to 13 who will spend their time on their ridiculous little iPhones instead of being out in a field enjoying the benefits of a glove, bat and a ball and God's green grass?

*In my last at bat for the Knights of Columbus Giants I hit a home run over the scoreboard off of the great West Boone Dodgers pitcher, Terry Sparks. I never received my ice cream. Maybe it's because I didn't go pick it up.

We Can Kiss Dr. Seuss Good-Bye

 A national educators organization is telling schools to avoid reading Dr. Seuss because the children’s books allegedly have “racial undertones.” 

For more than 20 years, March 2 has been recognized as Read Across America Day in honor of Dr. Seuss’s birthday. The reading recognition day was founded by the National Education Association — the nation’s largest labor union — in 1998. This year’s theme is “Create and Celebrate Diversity.”  https://www.dailywire.com/news/oh-the-places-the-woke-will-go-dr-seuss-canceled-for-racial-undertones

Personally, I'm not that upset. I never did enjoy green eggs with my ham.

U.S.- Mexican Relations Not Off To A Good Start

 It's doubtful the average American could describe the flag of Mexico. If I was on Jeopardy and was questioned on its colors I'd have to pass. 

Leave it to our new government to cobble things up. Sec. of State Antony Blinken had an office video with our brethren to the south signifying new, postive relations. Uh-oh!


Next to our flag is that of Pancho Villa. But, it's been hung upside down. We, in this country, didn't notice. Mexico did and that's not good for this administration.

Trick 'N Treat Is Going To Be Outrageous

Customs and Border Protection officials are bracing for as many as 13,000 unaccompanied children crossing into the U.S. in May, according to a report.“We’re seeing the highest February numbers that we’ve ever seen in the history of the [Unaccompanied Alien Child] program,” a Health and Human Services official told  Axios. https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/surge-of-13000-central-american-minors-to-us-border-expected-in-may/

Friday, February 26, 2021

Biden's Commute Home

 Jill Biden called her husband on his cell phone during the evening commute. “Be careful, Dear,” she says. “The news says there’s a wrong-way driver on the Beltway.” “A wrong-way driver?” Joey shouts. “There are thousands of them!” 

The Story Of Mikele And The Elephant

 

Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too sappy for me but this one is truly interesting...  
In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Ken ya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
 
 
Probably wasn't the same elephant.