Thursday, July 31, 2014

It's A 9/11 Every Day

Coal Should Be King

The CEO of Murray Energy, Bob Murray, a honcho in the coal industry was on Cavuto this afternoon. He was bemoaning the massive rate hikes in electricity brought on by the dictator in power. The coal industry, and I know this because I worked with miners and those in power plants for twenty years, have greatly decreased the amount of dirty coal since 1992. Wacko environmental groups give to and support our Leftist politicians. Did you know that Obama has shut down 411 power plants since he took office? I didn't either. I saw a commercial on The Five yesterday about wind turbines being built in Iowa and how wonderful they are. The background music was The Blue Danube. Sort of makes a soothing feeling for all of us if we want to be bamboozled. Have you visited the state recently? The landscape is loaded with these monstrosities. The commercial went on to say that we can someday envision turbines will provide 20% or our energy needs. Someday? Gimme a break. The Council Bluffs Cowboy, my western correspondent, informed me that the key investor in these turbines is Warren Buffett, one of Obama's most staunch supporters. As we in the know always say, follow the money. Coal is clean and cheap. Workers in the mines are losing jobs, the price of coal energy is skyrocketing but it's our greatest source of energy potential along with it's hated cousin, oil. And the people will stand for it because they want to feel good even though the policy is wrong.

Here's A Question

Why is it the illegals are being shipped mainly to Red States in the undercover of darkness without the approval of the governors? I would venture a guess it's the same reason the great percentage of GM dealers who were shut down in the early years of 2009 were Republicans.
 It's called, to coin a word, "Hatin".

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Congress Prepares For A Five Week Vacation

Obama bonds with two of his favorite golf partners... John Boehner and Joe Biden. Courtesy of Pat Dollard.
Obama bonds with two of his favorite golf partners… John Boehner and Joe Biden. Courtesy of Pat Dollard.
I’m just stating the obvious here, the country in going down the toilet, our southern border is literally under assault, the Middle East is on fire, the Ukraine is under siege and our President thinks this is a good time to go spend a lavish holiday at Martha’s Vineyard? And just so you don’t think I’m playing favorites; I don’t think Congress has any more right to take a break either

How He Got His


liberal logic 101

The Problem With Big League Baseball

Do you like baseball? I do. It's my favorite team sport. The wife and I were in Kansas City the past few days visiting our son's family which means we were actually there for our three grandchildren.
Since we don't see them often we shower them with goodies they wouldn't otherwise receive. On Saturday night we had no plans so Grandpa came up with a brilliant idea. The Kansas City Royals were in town hosting the Cleveland Indians. I thought it would be a special night if I took my son, his wife, our nine year old granddaughter and seven year old grandson to the game. What a thrill for me for them to see their first big time game. After I received a 'hooray' from everyone I sauntered on over to the Hy-Vee Supermarket to purchase the five tickets. It is virtually impossible in this age for a normal family of five to attend a ballgame and not apply for food stamps. Grand total of the tics came to $364.00. That is a mortal sin committed by the Royals. I purchased two beers for my son and one for my daughter in law. Chalk up another $33.00. Sno-Cones were only $5.00 so I saved some cash on that one but not all that much. I say we all fry the phone lines of the KC team and lower the prices for the dummy folks. And, while they're at it, stop paying washed up ball players $25 million a year.

Oh, Those Poor Palestinians

Reports are beginning to surface that tell a horrifying story of a near miss for the state of Israel.
The Palestinians have been using billions in aid money to build their terror tunnel network for a massive attack they started planning 12 years ago!
The JTA reported:

Hamas planned to use the tunnels it dug from Gaza to Israel to execute a massive attack on southern Israel, an Israeli newspaper reported, citing unnamed Israeli security sources.
Under the plan detailed Friday by the Hebrew-language Maariv daily, Hamas planned to send terrorists through the more than 30 tunnels uncovered by Israeli troops and into six southern Israeli communities on Rosh Hashanah in September of this year.

Lest we forget Nancy stated yesterday that Hamas was a humanitarian people.

Make-A-Bad Wish Foundation

Scene: The emergency services tend to the youngster next to the crushed Porsche at the crash site in Vienna 

If the poor kid didn't have bad luck he would have any luck at all. I wish I'd made that up. There was a young fourteen year old Raphael Wittman, from Germany who suffered from terminal cancer. He had only one wish for his remaining days and that was to ride in a Porsche. Except, he want to flat out go as fast as the car would drive. His father found a guy in Spain who followed up with the request. Sadly, the driver ran into oncoming traffic. I don't know his injuries but the poor lad suffered two broken legs and lost his tongue. He died two months later but, hey, he did get to see the pedal go to the metal.

Good Guys Or Bad Guys

Are you confused about who are the good guys and the bad guys in terrorist fighting? I know I am. For instance, we hear about some groups called ISIS. Then, we'll hear that the Sunni's are attacking the Shia and I'm not sure who I want to win. Hamas is fighting Israel but they live in Gaza. Here's my conclusion. If a guy is wearing a stocking mask with eye slits then he's the evil one. Oh yeah, the same goes for a little kid.

Hillary's Greatest Accomplishment--According To Her

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud.  I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”

- Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014
What the hell did she say?

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Smartest Women In The World Has It Figured Out

"I'm not a military planner but Hamas puts its missiles, its rockets in civilian areas, part of it is that Gaza is pretty small and it's very densely populated, they put their command and control of Hamas military leaders in those civilian areas." HRC

May God help us as 2016 approaches.

Thank You Abdul And Blessings On Your Camels

On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

Cringeworthy Comments Politicians Say

When we think of politicians, we tend to think (or at least hope) that they are somewhat intelligent people. However, sometimes even the most intelligent people have some not-so-intelligent moments.

1.) “If a president of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign.” – President Bill Clinton 

Read on by clicking the link. These people are our representatives who decide economic, domestic and foreign affairs. Sleep easy, my friends.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Barney Frank Enjoying Retirement In Harvard Square

Only In America

If you're anything like me you'll receive around fifty to a hundred 'pass on' emails daily. These are the ones that exhort you to send on to your friends the message you received or deadly snakes will invade your home and eat you. I'm only joking about the eating part. Regardless, my Storm Lake correspondent sent me a forward worthy 'pass on' that has made the circuit before. You should post it on your refrigerator and read on a daily basis; sort of like saying the Our Father when you awaken each day.
Keep these in mind when you think of our government. Who are the bigger morons? The ones in office or the ones who vote them into office?

This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity
Number 10 Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.
 Number 9 Only in America ...could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a  black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!
Number 8  Only in America...could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
Number 7 Only in America...can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
Number 6 Only in America...would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically'  become American citizens (probably should be number one).
Number 5 Only in America....could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as EXTREMIST’S.

Number 4 Only in America...could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
Number 3 Only in America...could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
Number 2 Only in America... could you collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.
And Number 1 Only in America...could the rich people- who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all

Why Does Hillary Bumble And Stumble

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Trust me when I say that Hillary will not run for the office of President of the United States. Hillary has run the gamut of excuses for missed meetings; she fell, she has a bad ticker, she had a blood clot. I tell you now that Hillary is 99% an alcoholic( I have to give myself a little leeway). I'm an expert in this area because I am one. I've witnessed her excuses and those of people who serve her every command. Hey, up until fourteen years ago I used the same ones. It'll catch up with her unless someone has the courage to tell her the ruse won't work if she's elected.
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The Little Snot Nose Got Her Comeuppance

Hey, Remember That Teenager Who Left Home (Because Her Parents Didn't Approve Of Her Boyfriend) and Then Sued Her Parents for Upkeep and Allowance?
Well that's all working out about as well as you might have imagined.
Rachel Canning, the teenager who moved out of her parents' home and then sued them for support and college costs, has gotten a domestic violence temporary restraining order against her boyfriend -- the man her parents had wanted her to stop seeing.
She accuses the boyfriend of having choked her.

Thanks to Ace of Spades HQ for the update

Texas Pee Wee Footbal Coach Running Mexican Cartel Drug Ring

MCALLEN, Texas–The drug trafficking trial of a pee wee football coach, who is accused of helping lead a drug empire that even had police protection, provided great insight into how drugs are smuggled into the U.S. and about the world of those who involved. 

Witness testimony in the trial of Omar FIdencio Rojas shows that the world of drug smuggling in South Texas includes witch doctors, spiritual advisers, horse races and Mexican drug cartels.
Rojas is facing a possible life sentenced for his role as the right hand man of Weslaco drug boss Tomas “El Gallo” Gonzalez, a Mexican Narco who ran ton quantities of marijuana and cocaine from South Texas to Tennessee, Arkansas, North Carolina and other states throughout the nation.  Gonzalez is also the same Mexican drug lord who led to the downfall of former Hidalgo County Sheriff, his chief of staff and one of his top commanders.

Your Money And Their Life: $313.29

In a new expose’ video released today, a former Planned Parenthood abortion clinic director says Planned Parenthood put a price on the value of a human life: $313.29.
That’s the amount of money Abby Johnson says the Planned Parenthood abortion clinic she ran in south Texas would make every time it would kill a baby in an abortion. Johnson, who is now pro-life, released a video this morning exposing the abortion quotas that take place at Planned Parenthood.
plannedparenthood115In the video, Johnson says her supervisor informed her that her clinic needed to double the number of abortions it was doing and that it should be killing 1,135 babies per year to make the financial goals set up for her clinic by Planned Parenthood’s head honchos.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

How Our Pop Culture Attacks Conservative Women And Get Away With It

Time and again and again, we have seen conservative women demeaned, denigrated and humiliated with no consequence. The examples are almost too many to count, here are just a few:
 In 2011, a government-sponsored radio show featured comedians mocking Michelle Malkin's family.
In 2010, on Headline News, comedian Sandra Bernhard called Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol "a hooker."
In 2009, David Letterman "joked" about Palin's 14 year-old daughter getting "knocked up" at a Yankees game.
In 2011, Jimmy Fallon's band played "Lyin' Ass Bitch" as the intro music for guest Michelle Bachmann.
In late 2009, left-wing celebrity blogger went on a sustained rampage against "dumb bitch" Carrie Prejean in the most disgusting ways imaginable.
In 2010, comedian and television star Louis CK launched a Twitter rant against Sarah and Bristol Palin too ugly to try and describe. Funny or Die thought it was pretty awesome.
In 2009, Playboy Magazine daydreamed about the conservative they want to "hate-f*ck."
Where to begin with Bill Maher.
This isn't the political left, this is American mainstream pop culture repeatedly and without fear of consequence degrading women in ways unthinkable outside of prison support group for sexual deviants.
If Greg Gutfeld suckered Nancy Pelosi into appearing on "Red Eye" so he could publicly humiliate and/or denigrate her, he'd lose his audience overnight. Same with Adam Carolla, Dennis Miller, or any right-of-center pop culture outlet. Gutfeld would never do that, though, because he's a gentleman and a decent guy, which is one of the reasons he's so successful.

Worth Twenty Blimps Loaded With Big Macs


Mr. Lard Ass is going through a nasty divorce. Can you believe this clown was married? The blob who railed against capitalism in his movies and on the stage is worth a paltry $55 million dollars. He owns nine homes and eats his way through every buffet in Michigan on a daily basis. He is your quintessential liberal.

Monday, July 21, 2014

ISIS Now Has Iraqi Uranium

Obozo's America

Great… so now ISIS (Al Qaeda) has the nuclear material needed to make Dirty Bombs in their possession. It’s just another unintended consequence of voting for Barack Hussein Obama. (Reuters) – Insurgents in Iraq have seized nuclear materials used for scientific research at a university in the country’s north, Iraq told the United Nations in a letter appealing for help to “stave off the threat of their use by terrorists in Iraq or abroad.” Nearly 40 kilograms (88 pounds) of uranium compounds were kept at Mosul University, Iraq’s U.N. Ambassador Mohamed Ali Alhakim told U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in the July 8 letter obtained by Reuters on Wednesday. “Terrorist groups have seized control of nuclear material at the sites that came out of the control of the state,” Alhakim wrote, adding that such materials “can be used in manufacturing weapons of mass destruction.” “These nuclear materials, despite the limited amounts mentioned, can enable terrorist groups, with the availability of the required expertise, to use it separate or in combination with other materials in its terrorist acts,” said Alhakim.

Would You Take Her Home To Meet Mommy And Daddy

Cecily McMillan is the face of leftist America.
Angry, violent and narcissistic, the New York “activist” was arrested again for making death threats against two NYPD officers trying to apprehend turnstile jumpers. After being taken into custody, the New York Post reports McMillan hissed: “You don’t know who I am! Wait until you figure it out! You probably don’t have kids or a wife, but if you do, I’ll kill them!
She had already been convicted in 2012 for punching an officer and spent two months in Rikers Island. After her release, she’s become a cause célèbre for liberals who find it necessary to make a name for themselves.
After being held in custody for a few hours, she complained that she was wearing a “botanist dress” (whatever that is) and demanded a change of clothing.
“This is a cocktail dress to be worn only standing up maximum four hours! I had three to four people that helped me get into this dress. The NYPD, you must supply me with clothing!”
 During the recent scuffle, she told the turnstile-jumpers: “You don’t have to talk to them. Don’t pay any attention to them. They did not identify themselves. I know the law. I’m a lawyer. Don’t cooperate with them.
Cecily McMillan is not a lawyer.A “New School” Graduate, McMillan also participated in the anti-Gov. Scott Walker protests in Wisconsin and is a proud member of the Democratic Socialists of America."
Isn’t she a sweetheart? Guys: I hear she’s single!

"I'm Ready For Hillary"

Are You Ready for Hillary? New Bumper Sticker Hints at Clinton 2016 Candidacy

Folks, I need you input. The next time you spy an "I'm Ready for Hillary" bumper sticker go to the comments section and send a message describing the driver of the vehicle; sex and physical features. I saw four of these bad boys on the way to and fro from Chattanooga over the week-end and each one of these 'humans' fit a specific profile.

Another Reason To Love The South

My wife and I took a mini vacation to Chattanooga for the week-end. The city is a well kept secret and if you happen to have some time and are in close proximity(an eight hour drive) it would be well worth your time and money to make a visit.
When we're in a community on a Sunday we always scope out intriguing Catholic Churches. Once, in Montgomery, Alabama we attend a church composed entirely of Blacks just to say we did.
Our priest was elderly, my age, and prior to the Mass walked the aisle welcoming parishioners and visitors alike. One can't find that in most churches.
At the end of the service the good Father made an announcement: "I know you've all been waiting for this(referring to parishioners) but for our guests, Y'all come back, Ya' hear". That, my friends, is what I love about the South.

Will The Muslim-in-Chief Respond

Iraq’s Christian leaders have just made a desperate cry for help. Patriarch Louis Raphael I Sako, head of Iraq’s Catholic church, has issued an appeal “to all who have a living conscience in Iraq and all the world.”

The situation for Iraq’s Christians has been steadily deteriorating ever since the 2003 invasion, in part because the U.S. never acknowledged that Christians were being targeted by Islamists and did not prioritize protection of Christians or other minorities.
But with the recent sweep through Mosul and other Iraqi cities by the jihadi group ISIS, Iraq’s Christians look to be on the verge of genocide.
On June 16th it was reported that ISIS had marked the doors of Christians in red. Patriarch Sako’s letter confirms that rumor. While no one yet knows what this ominous sign foretells, Sako and other Christian leaders are pleading with the world to intervene before the meaning of the sign is made clear.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Dorothoy And Charles MacKenzie: A Quiz

Dottie and Chuck Mackenzie

Dot and Chuck from Long Grove, Iowa(Davenport suburb) were recently arrested. The quiz is, what were the charges? I'll be in Tennessee for a few days. Think about it. It's a doozie.

ANSWER: Difficult to believe but here it is

The Best Quote Of The Year

None of us, until now, had heard the name of April Sands. She happened to be an IRS Deputy to Lois Lerner. With that you do know we're dealing with trolls in skirts.
An example of Ms. Sands brilliance can be seen in the following tweet:

"Dear every single Republican ever, when will U learn that Barack Hussein Obama is smarter than U.

Brilliant, isn't she. Aside from her doltish behavior isn't it heartening to know Ms. Sands is in charge of your money. I captured this info from one of my favorite sites, iOwnTheWorld, along with an accompanying quote to describe her. It's perfect. I hope you're not offended but you are living in a brave new world.

"April, you ignorant slut, stand up. Get off your knees and wipe your chin. You look like you blew a seal".
It is the best quote I've seen this year.

What Happened To This Dude? Proof There Is A God

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Police say a Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old man unconscious after finding him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son.
Authorities say the father called 911 early Friday after he walked in on the alleged abuse. When asked by the 911 dispatcher if any weapons were involved, the father said "my foot and my fist." The father has not been charged with any crime.
When officers arrived they found Raymond Frolander motionless on the living room floor. He had several knots on his face and was bleeding from the mouth.
The Daytona Beach News-Journal ( ) reports the father — who was not identified by police — told investigators he walked in as Frolander was abusing the boy.
Frolander is charged with sexual battery on a child under 12.

The Grifters Continue Their Work

Remember when 'The Grifters' were in the White House and had the Chinese market for friendship. Remember when a Little Rock Chinese restaurant owner, Charlie Trie, game them a donation of 500 large. They haven't stopped grubbing cash from our Asian friends. They 'gave away' a chance to have lunch with them for another $500,000. It gets even better. Read the story from the NY Post.

A mogul spent six figures to win lunch for two with Bill and Hillary Clinton at a charity auction benefiting the Clinton Foundation — but when the winner asked to bring his two kids along, he was told he’d have to double his bid to $1 million.
Spies said Charitybuzz CEO Coppy Holzman was talking about the recent Clinton auction hosted by his Web site at a swanky Hamptons Magazine party for ArtHamptons last Friday.
One witness said Holzman regaled guests with a tale that “lunch for two with Bill and Hillary went for $500,000 to benefit the Clinton Foundation.” And the winning bid came from “a Chinese business mogul who then asked if he could bring his two children along to the meeting.”
But, our spy said, the high bidder was then told by the Clinton camp he could only bring his kids for a cool $1 million.
“The couple opted to leave the children at home,” the source cracked.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Guns: Yes Or No

Maybe He'd Been Drinking

A Seattle man caused $60,000 in damage after using a homemade blowtorch to try to kill a spider in his rental home on Tuesday night.
The 24-year-old, who lived in the house with his mother, had used a can of spray paint and a lighter to try to chase the spider from a laundry room, but the fire quickly took hold.
The man, who has not been named, tried to douse the flames with water but it soon spread to the attic.

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Fundraising Supercedes "What Might Be A Tragedy" From The Nincompoop-in-Chief

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Barry Obama is so clueless it makes my skin crawl. Did you catch his comments on the plane shot down in the Ukraine? I did and I wanted to throw up.

Here it is in all its splendor: "It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy.  Right now we're working to determine whether there were American citizens on board.  That is our first priority, and I've directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government.  The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why.  And as a country, our thoughts and prayers are with all the families of the passengers wherever they call home"

The leader of the free world offers these words of comfort and security and that's it?. It's no wonder we're a laughing stock. And then, with twenty-three Americans dead from information on the planes manifest, Obama goes off to a fund raiser. This is outrageous.

Headlines from the UK Daily Mail:
 President Obama said his national security team is working on identifying the U.S. citizens – and then launched into jokes and 16 minutes of prepared remarks
  • Twitter erupted with digital eye-rolls at Obama's curt mention of the 'tragedy' that the Ukrainian government quickly called a 'criminal case'

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    Why MSNBC Is A 5th Rate Outfit

    The commercial break couldn’t come soon enough.
    MSNBC’s coverage of downed Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 took an awkward turn when a Howard Stern fan pranked “The Cycle” anchor Krystal Ball with a bogus eyewitness account.
    “Well I was looking out the window and I saw a projectile flying through the sky and it would appear that the plane was shot down by a blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass,” the man told Ball, who thought she was speaking with Sgt. Michael Boyd of the US Embassy in Ukraine.
    Unfortunately, the interview didn’t end there. Ball continued the exchange, asking, “Can you tell us anything more from your military training of what sort of missile system that may have been coming from?”
    “You’re a dumbass, aren’t you?” the prankster bluntly replied.
    Ball explained what happened after a commercial break: “We thought we had an eyewitness on the scene. That individual was not actually an eyewitness.”


    Wednesday, July 16, 2014

    Barbaric! 100% of Dem Senators Vote for Late-Term Abortion up to Nine Months of Pregnancy

    100% of Senate Democrats today voted for late-term abortion of babies up to nine months in the womb.
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    100% of Senate Democrats voted for the atrocity of late term abortion.
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    Throw three scandalous Republicans, Lisa Murkowski(Alaska), Susan  Collins(Maine) and
    Ron Kirk(Illinois) into the murder group.  There are a heck of a lot of supposed Roman Catholics in the D category.

    Gays: I Told You So(About Four Years Ago)

    Can we stop the sympathy and massive government assistance for our gay population and pronto? Have you ever considered the billions of dollars this government spends on AIDS when there are legitimate diseases to be researched for all age groups in this country.
    Here's the bottom line. Gays get preferential treatment for two reasons: (1) many of them are in the Hollywood crowd and they give cash to Democrats and, (2) the great percentage of gays are wealthy and with the exception of Log Cabin Republicans give millions for democRats of their choice.
    Two days ago, the big man, Pope Francis, admitted that 2% of Catholic priests are pedophiles and the world gasped(GASP!) Does it make a difference that we have to accept 3% of our population being gay and we have to be accepting but if 2% of priests are of the same ilk then they're all damned to hell. And I can play with statistics, too. Who says of these 3% then 2% could easily be pedophiles? They're all flesh and blood human beings so if we condemn one group then we have to condemn the other.

    'Everyone knows there are gays and lesbians in everybody’s family. And no office would be complete without a sassy gay character. And just about every other kid in high school is wresting with his sexuality. I know. I watch TV.

    Except it isn’t true, and the Centers for Disease Control just proved it.

    A new comprehensive study by the CDC with over 33,000 participants has confirmed earlier estimates; less than 3 percent of the U.S. population self-identifies as gay, lesbian or bisexual. Earlier, much smaller-scale surveys have put that number at 4 percent.

    The National Health Interview Survey (NHIS), published July 15 by the CDC, was the first large-scale study of it’s kind. Data was collected from the Census Bureau, as The Washington Post reported, and 33,557 adults between the ages of 18 and 64 participated in the study, which included in-person interviews as well as follow-up phone questions'.

    How Does The Hag Get Away With It

    Details of Hillary's 2013 speaking contract at the University of Buffalo were released today. In essence, she received her loot, $275,000, under the condition(s) that the media would not be allowed to ask questions at a pre-speech reception and a post speech get together. In other words, the old hag was on stage and none of the audience could question her either. For her efforts the attendees received blather about nothing. It literally galls me that a person who has no credits to her name(except for being fired as a Watergate lawyer for being unethical) can garner so many accolades by departing information about nothing. Think about this. She's worth millions but dresses like a bag lady. Her hair and make-up look as though they're done by Wal-Mart apprentices. She cannot give a speech without pausing and saying, "you know", once every paragraph. And her screeching. My God, it would wake the dead from World War I. The cash she receives goes into the Clinton Foundation which is a cover for money to be retained by Bill, Hillary and Chelsea for trips to wherever the next speaking engagement occurs or to fund one of Bill's hook-ups.. Scandal has surrounded her since her days as a lawyer in Little Rock regarding Whitewater and the 100K she amazingly made in the stock market with no knowledge of how the market functions. She called it luck. I call it graft and corruption. In 2001 she rode off to Chappaqua from the White House with a truck load of furnishings that had to be returned to the People's House. I.e. She's a damned thief, a tramp and a liar.

    7 Lies In Two Minutes(With Video) From Mr. Slick

    A quick and reflective stroll down memory lane.  The slick orating, teleprompter reading, public misleading new face in politics in full bloom in this video from the archives.
    • I will make our government open and transparent…..that our business is the people’s business.
    • I will make it impossible for lobbyists or Congressmen to slip pork barrel projects into law when no one is looking.
    • Law making will not be done in secret but open to public viewing.
    • No more secrecy.
    • Meetings between lobbyists and government agencies will be placed on line for viewing.
    • The public will have the opportunity to read, on line for five days, bills prior to Presidential signing.
    • Names of corporations and how much money they would get from tax legislation would be made public.  Corporate tax breaks and pork barrel projects will be placed on line with the names of those who asked for them.
    Seven lies in two minutes.  Should this be submitted to the Guinness book of World Records or is it just an impression of Jon Lovitz’ pathological liar skit on Saturday Night Live?  If

    To point out the disingenuous and unfulfilled “schtick” of this man to a liberal supporter today, one gets the predictable response.  “All politicians make promises”, “He was stopped by the Republicans” is the mantra.
    But there was so much more to come from this “politician”.
    He uses the quote “Sunlight is the best disinfectant”.  We could use some of that solar power regarding all those investigations to which he wanted to “get to the bottom”.  Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS, et al never quite got disinfected.  Or did they?  (Maybe sunlight is bad for hard drives.) What exactly is transparent about coercing the signing of non disclosure forms or the disappearance of hard drives?
    The American public was also subject to the untruths of the misnamed Affordable Care Act.  But, as we are told, again, all politicians make promises.  But not all lie repeatedly and escape with their reputations intact, unless of course we have a public resigned to being lied to and a media that recuses themselves from honest journalism.
    Is it possible that our country has sunk to these depths?  Is it possible that the truth is no longer expected and that the disinfectant of sunlight travels not at the speed of light, but at the speed dictated by a less than honest Department of Justice?
    A quick and reflective stroll down memory lane.  The slick orating, teleprompter reading, public misleading new face in politics in full bloom in this video from the archives.
    • I will make our government open and transparent…..that our business is the people’s business.
    • I will make it impossible for lobbyists or Congressmen to slip pork barrel projects into law when no one is looking.
    • Law making will not be done in secret but open to public viewing.
    • No more secrecy.
    • Meetings between lobbyists and government agencies will be placed on line for viewing.
    • The public will have the opportunity to read, on line for five days, bills prior to Presidential signing.
    • Names of corporations and how much money they would get from tax legislation would be made public.  Corporate tax breaks and pork barrel projects will be placed on line with the names of those who asked for them.
    Seven lies in two minutes.  Should this be submitted to the Guinness book of World Records or is it just an impression of Jon Lovitz’ pathological liar skit on Saturday Night Live?  If he knew he was near the record, he could have packed in a few more.  (Cutting the budget in half, not adding one dime to the deficit, no more earmarks, no lobbyists in the administration.)

    Illegal Alien Murderer: What Did Liberals Expect

    LUBBOCK, Texas—An illegal immigrant who was released by U.S. authorities with a Notice to Appear has been arrested for the alleged murder of a woman and kidnapping of children on U.S. soil. The alleged crimes occurred after the man was released.

    The man, Pedro Alberto Monterroso-Navas, entered the U.S. illegally with children and turned himself in to U.S. Border Patrol agents. He was processed and released, as are all illegal immigrants who come as unaccompanied minors or incomplete family units from Central America. The alien is from Honduras.

    Tuesday, July 15, 2014

    There Is So Much I Don't Know

    Do you ever do irresponsible things knowing that bad reults can happen but say to yourself, "Oh, what the heck"? Last night was one o f those. I had what is called a brain f--. Ah, you know what I mean. I was lying in bed deciding if I wanted to continue watching a TV show, one  I can't remember. I tend to do things bass akwards so I clicked off the bed lamp. Then I put my head back on my pillow, pulled out both hearing aids along with the batteries and tried to find a resting place for them on the nearby table. Next came my glasses. Thinking I'd tossed them close to the same spot off I went to la-la land. Sometime around 2 am I made my first of  hundred nightly trips to the john. As soon as I took my first step I heard, "crunch".  There was no doubt as to what I'd done. One or all parts of my glasses were an Abraham Lincoln aka history. This maneuver requires only one word, "Idiot"! I am a salesmen's best friend and I've always said my carelessness and stupidity fuel the economy.
    After golf today I made a trip to Sam's Club to have the glasses repaired. That's when it hit me. As I watched the opticians assistant fix the bow of my spectacles my brain began to buzz. The famous Robert Kennedy quote hit me: "Some people see things as they are and say why. I see things as they could be and say why not". You see, I wonder about numerous aspects of life all day long and today was no different. Why is it when a glasses bow is attached to the main frame the screw is put in from the underside instead from the top. After all, as the micro sized screw loosens it could be seen top side. From the underneath, not a chance. Do you see how it works? My brain is a whirling dervish of questions and ideas. Screw, glasses frame, why: these are age old questions that need to be answered.
    So, I was reading the net this evening and came across an article that put my screw problem in perspective. Gazounds! It blew my mind.

    Cambridge, Mass. (CBS CONNECTICUT) – NASA predicts that 100 million worlds in our own Milky Way galaxy may host alien life, and space program scientists estimate that humans will be able to find life within two decades.
    Speaking at NASA’s Washington headquarters on Monday, the space agency outlined a plan to search for alien life using current telescope technology, and announced the launch of the Transiting Exoplanet Surveying Satellite in 2017. The NASA administrators and scientists estimate that humans will be able to locate alien life within the next 20 years.

    Call me foolish but I have to believe that my glasses question pales in comparison to what NASA had to say about alien life. Heck, The part about 100 million worlds in our Milky Way galaxy was a big deal to me. 100 million is more than John Kerry has in his wallet.
    Could it be I'm not quite as deep as I formerly thought? Is it possible when I ask no one in particular, "Why is it I lose weight when I exercise and cut down on calories"?
    I believe this might be one for Matt Lauer. It's much too deep for me.

    Continued Dumbing Down Of America

    Stories like these make me feel smarter than if I had the brains of Charles Krauthammer and Antonin Scalia combined.

    ORLANDO, Fla. —
    It's something most students learn in elementary school -- the United States is made up of 50 states and the District of Columbia. But Channel 9's Justin Gray found out it's a lesson that an Orlando agent with the Transportation Safety Administration seems to have missed.

    Gray, who lives in Washington, D.C., was flying out of Orlando International Airport when a TSA agent said Gray's District of Columbia driver's license wasn't a valid form of identification. Gray said his license is legal and up-to-date, but the TSA agent didn't seem to know what the District of Columbia was
    when Gray arrived at the security checkpoint over the weekend.

    When Gray handed the man his driver's license the agent demanded to see Gray's passport.
    Gray told the agent he wasn't carrying his passport and asked why he needed it.

    The agent said he didn't recognize the license.

    Gray said he asked the agent if he knew what the District of Columbia is, and after a brief conversation Gray realized the man did not know.

    Why Is Television So Horrid

    The following is a typical conversation between the wife and I. "What's on television tonight"? Answer: "Nuthin'" Think about how many times you've checked out the guide on your cable and come up with the same response. I've still never received a qualified response to my observation of a few years ago. Since there are so many reality shows on television there have to be a plethora of good, talented writers sitting at coffee houses, reading the want ads and wondering why their writing skills aren't being used. There are some excellent scripts being written and most of these are on cable stations. I'm referring to Major Crimes, Fargo, Murder in the First, The Bridge, Terrorist and come January, Justified. But let's face it, as Newton Minnow the Federal Communications Director said in a speech in 1961, "television is a vast wasteland". The more things change the more they stay the same or something like that.
    I'm always up for an excellent comedy show but seemingly the only ones available don't allow for intelligent humor. My very favorite comedy series in the early days were Andy of Mayberry, Sanford and Son, All in the Family and Cheers. The very best of them all, in my opinion, is Seinfeld. I was talking with my neighbor about Seinfeld and he related how he disliked it because he doesn't understand Jewish humor. "What are you talking about", I asked? In hindsight Jerry is Jewish, I think, and the only other Jewish person I can recall is Dr. Tim Whatley(starred in Breaking Bad) who converted to Judaism from Catholic at Jerry's dismay. Seinfeld was upset that Whatley felt he could start telling Jewish jokes. Regardless, some of the funniest episodes were sports related. George was employed by the Yankees for a couple of years and he offered nitwit fodder for a series of episodes. I came across twenty clips of sports themed shows from Seinfeld and I laughed myself silly watching them. Who doesn't like a good belly laugh?

    Monday, July 14, 2014

    Drug Cartels Control The Southern Border

    In an appearance on Fox News Channel’s “America’s Newsroom” on Monday, Rep. Jim Bridenstine (R-OK) said that the southern border is controlled by Mexican criminal organizations and not the United States.

    Surprised The Heck Out Of Me

    It Makes No Difference If It's One Or A Thousand And One. Keep Them Out

    A Mexican national who records show has been deported from the U.S. four times was arrested Saturday for allegedly fondling a 9 year-old Texas girl. According to the Parker County sheriff’s office, 35 year-old Israel Andrade allegedly broke into a Springtown, Tex. home around 6 a.m. and molested the young girl while her family was asleep, WFAA reports. Following the attack, the girl ran screaming to wake her parents.

    The Greatest Lie Of Them All

    Lump together all of the lies of this administration, and Lord knows there are hundreds of them, but arguably the most blatant was one that is rarely mentioned. Forget the IRS, Benghazi, Solyndra, Fast and Furious, etc. White House press secretary, Josh Earnest, even brought it up yesterday at a news conference when he reiterated that "this administration is the most transparent of them all". This lie tops them all. Continue on.............

    Down South Of The Border--Down Mexico Way

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    Sunday, July 13, 2014

    This Is Liberalism




    Actor Jon Voight Speaks Out

    In remarks framed as a message to the American public, actor Jon Voight emotionally aired his political grievances for several minutes in a televised statement on Saturday.
    Those grievances range from (but are not limited to) Benghazi, the IRS scandal, the "targeting" of conservative filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza, illegal immigration, the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case, the treatment of war veterans, the chaos in Iraq and deep reservations about President Obama.
    "Five years ago, I stated that Obama would take the country apart piece-by-piece, that he would cause a civil war in this country," Voight read on Saturday in a statement on Mike Huckabee's Fox News show. "In hindsight we can see how many things have come to pass."

    If It's August It Must Be Obama Time

    All of you should read this article. The hypocrisy of our president is overwhelming. Here's a snippet from the Washington Times:

    "Mr. Obama is now in full campaign mode, trying to save the Senate in the 2014 mid-term elections. At each stop, he rails against the “1 percent,” berates the greedy “rich” (which he defines as anyone making $200,000), decries income inequality. Yet come vacation time, he, too, is off to the tony Vineyard for a fortnight in a mansion.
    “The seven-bedroom, nine-bath, 8,100-square-foot house, sits on a 10-acre lot and is assessed at more than $12 million. It features 17 rooms in total, expansive water views of Vineyard Sound, an infinity pool and hot tub, and a dual tennis-basketball court,” the Martha’s Vineyard Times reported".

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    Saturday, July 12, 2014

    Flatulence Smell 'Could' Cure Cancer

    Call me a realist but I've come to believe that every and all government grants are bogus. Otherwise, how can we explain the smelling of human farts as being a possible cure for cancer. Scientists at Exeter University say so, that's why, and while you're at it Mr. Government give me another ten million dollars.

    A new study out of the University of Exeter is making a bold claim that smelling farts may be able to help cure cancer. Yes, I’m serious.
    If the study proves to be credible, your local pharmacist may soon be handing you a FDA-approved can of human flatulence.
    The Western Daily Press reports:
    “The smell of flatulence has secret health benefits – and could help stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and dementia, scientists have revealed.”

    *“It is toxic in large doses but in tiny amounts it helps protect cells and fight illness, according to boffins at Exeter University.”
    We have yet to determine what exactly the measures might be between a medical grade fart versus a regular fart. However, according to Exeter “rotten eggs gas holds the key.” So, if you’re having health complications, it’s probably imperative that you eat several omelettes and lots of potato salad.

    Forget The IRS. Holder To Investigate Obama Outhouse Float

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    Angry Democrats in Nebraska said the Obama Outhouse float in the 4th of July parade may have been racist.
    So now Eric Holder is looking into it. reported:

    The U.S. Department of Justice has joined the discussions over a controversial float in the Norfolk Independence Day parade.
    The department sent a member of its Community Relations Service team, which gets involved in discrimination disputes, to a Thursday meeting about the issue. Also at the meeting were the NAACP, the Norfolk mayor and The Independent Order of Odd Fellows.
    The Odd Fellows organized the parade. One of the floats included a zombie-like mannequin standing near an outhouse labeled “Obama Presidential Library.”

    'I', 'Me' And 'My'

    Not counting instances when he quoted a letter from a citizen or cited dialogue from a movie, President Barack Obama used the first person singular--including the pronouns "I" and "me" and the adjective "my"--199 times in a speech he delivered Thursday vowing to use unilateral executive action to achieve his policy goals that Congress would not enact through the normal, constitutional legislative process.
    “It is lonely, me just doing stuff,” Obama said at the speech in Austin, Texas, according to the official transcript and video posted on the White House website.

    "Hey! It's Your Money"

    The Obama administration estimates it will catch 90,000 illegal immigrant children by the end of the current budget year in September. Last year, fewer than 2,000 children were returned home to their native countries.
    Only 1 in 45 illegal alien children will be returned home.

    Friday, July 11, 2014

    Headlines From Drudge: We've Lost Our Country

    Megabillionaires Buffet, Gates, Adelson Unite for Amnesty...
    Illegals to get lawyers, schools and healthcare...
    Feds spend $1,000 per bed...
    Populist immigration backlash?
    Armed militia sets up Texas command center to 'fight for national sovereignty'...
    'Minuteman' recruiting thousands to secure border...
    Border Agent: Why Hire Smuggler When Feds Do For Free?
    TRUMP: 'Influx killing country'...
    MICHELLE O: 'We Have To Keep Fighting As Hard As We Can'...
    PERRY: President Didn't Know Border Patrol Was Stationed 40 Miles From Border...
    CLAIM: Deportation agency will be broke in months...
    White House stands by claim that border stronger than ever...
    Adult Illegals Posing as Children to Enroll in High School...
    Sheriff Joe: My Tents Are HILTON Hotels Compared to What's Going On at Camps...
    Border Agent Catches Bacterial Pneumonia...



    Warren Buffett: The Abortion King


    The world’s fourth richest person, Warren Buffett, ploughed $1.23 billion into abortion groups over eleven years, a media watchdog has found.
    The Media Research Center (MRC), which analysed tax returns for Buffett’s foundation, labeled him the ‘king of abortion’.
    The MRC says the money given ‘is enough to pay for the abortions of more than 2.7 million babies in the womb’ – which, it points out, equates to the entire city of Chicago.

    Thursday, July 10, 2014

    Fair Is Fair


    Liberal logic 101

    Whiplash The Cowboy Monkey

    It's not often that Ol' MJ Hawkeye is privy to witnessing top class entertainment but this past Monday was a day of wonderment and downright awe. This reporter was able to witness,  along with four buddies from the Badger State, three time entertainer of the year award winner Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey in all of his glory. The 27 year old fury Capuchin performed a variety of tricks only imaginable by the Flying Walendas. Mostly, these feats were done sitting on the back of his partner and fido teammate, a Border Collie named Boogie.  Chills ran down my spine as I watched them both walk to home plate from the baseball dugout and return to said place. The crowd was cheering wildly as they continued to stuff their gullets with Johnson brats and fried cheese while sucking down gallon upon gallon of Leinenkugel beer.
    It was only two years ago while attending a Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin Rattler baseball game at this same venue I personally met with Ken Osmond aka Eddie Haskell. I was  thrilled as no other then 66 year old could be and shelled out $3 apiece for six different autographed pictures of the Leave It To Beaver star. Mr. Osmond, in my opinion, has been replaced by a more superb talent. You'll recall Mr. Whiplash as a former Taco Bell television star. In order to get a better handle of this awesome primate's talent click on the YouTube link. Are you jealous that I was able to witness majesty in motion and you weren't? My only regret is I wasn't able to feed him a banana slice and retrieve a personal paw printed signature.

    It's 1984 In America

    "If liberals don't like the outcome of a decision they'll take their ball and go home. They'll make the rules so that they are always the winners. Liberals aren't liberal. There is not a chance of having a free thought on your own. If a conservative is invited to speak at a university then liberals will scream to the heavens about their right wing views and that person's invite is rescinded. An anti-abortion person is shouted down as an extreme agitator as if they had a right to free speech. The liberals are the ones who foster hatred. Liberals are intolerant of any and all who speak in another direction. Liberals are pitiful windbags who deny basic human values. But you already knew this".

    Picture the Dem senators as they ponder the latest Supreme Court decision. Understand what Harry Reid and his type want for all people regardless of their beliefs. It is 1984 in America.

    On Wednesday, Senate Democrats introduced a bill that would force Christians and other conscientious objectors to pay for drugs and devices, including the "week-after" pill, that may kill human embryos.
    Chuck Schumer, Harry Reid, Bob Menendez, Dick Durbin

    The new bill was drafted in response to Supreme Court's ruling last week that Obamacare's so-called contraceptive mandate as applied to family-owned religious businesses was a violation of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. The Democrats' legislation would strip away the religious freedom law's protections for Americans who provide health benefits to their employees.