Thursday, June 30, 2011

Guess Who Communist Party USA Supports For President In 2012

hat tip: People's World

Knowing How To Speak Your Mind

Mr. Big is chastising Republicans for not hanging around Washington to get problems fixed. They're going home for recess. Barry turned down a meeting with Minority Senate leader, Mitch McConnell. He had too many pressing obligations, like having two fundraisers in Philly.
photo: weasel zippers

4th Of July Parades Are For Right Wingers

According to a Harvard study(for what that's worth) 4th of July Parades only benefit right wingers. They energize the right side of the spectrum. You know, those of us who believe in the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Quite frankly I don't want liberals at any parade; more tossed float candy for me. You can read the story here.

Astronomy Picture Of The Day

There's a really cool site called, "The astronomy picture of the day". It's another PSA from myself to you. Each and every day we can view a photo from space with an accompanying explanation. If you doubt the existence of God this site might ease your fears. Since I'm not a solar system expert I've always wondered, if we could live to be a zillion years old, how far could we go in outer space without it coming to an end. Still not convinced? Isn't it great there's an order to things; the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west, Halley's Comet comes around every 76 years. The only time I've seen the earth's orbit messed with was in Superman I but that was only a movie. Regardless, check out the site. It is majestic and you can click to see it here.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"It's Not What You Know. ........................................"

Why Do They Do It

Once again my big heart allowed Lizzie to watch Brian Williams and the NBC Nightly News. There was a story about the fires in Los Alamos New Mexico. What we saw was an on the scene reporter with fires raging in the background. Last week NBC and, I presume, hundreds of local and national stations, sent reporters to Iowa for the flood watch. For twenty seconds we viewed the river climbing over banks, tickling the foundations of homes. Three weeks ago the same scenario in Joplin, Missouri with still more reporters and thirty second visuals and sound bites.
So, I ask you, why is it necessary to send these "journalists" around the world to give information that could be delivered by one person in a studio in NYC?
The producers could run the stories then dig up past tapes of floods, tornadoes, fires, bombs exploding and any other calamity known to mankind. I mean, if you've seen one flood you've seen them all and think of the money that could be saved to squander on other nonsense. Besides, the media doesn't hesitate to make up crap of a political nature. Why ruin a good thing.
Sometimes, but not very often, I am so brilliant it's almost scary.

House Bill Would Ban Sex With Animals

Icky Poo! I never thought about this aspect of life but apparently some people have sex with animals. I mean, I knew Caligula liked to get it on with horses but for Jupiter's sake, that was in ancient Rome.
In A-hi-a(native pronunciation) there's a house bill saying it's a felony to have sex with an animal. A guy, aged 31, in Shelby County north of Columbus purchased a dog from an animal shelter for the specific purpose of "doing it".
His name is in the paper so how does he feel when he walks down the street, goes to a bar, sit in church on Sunday(yeah, right).
How would people even find out about this? Does sex with a pooch begin with petting or maybe heavy petting? Did they get caught at the drive-in or was he bragging to his buddies? "Hey guys, I got laid last night but she was a real dog". Do you get as queasy as I when you think about it? Woof, woof!

I'm Mad And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!

I'm a lot torqued off about this John Wayne/John Wayne Gacy snafu; blaming Michele Bachmann for screwing up Wayne's native state and all that. I even read that S.E. Cupp, conservative writer, wrote that he was born in Waterloo, Iowa. Let's get this straight. Iowa doesn't grow perverts. Never has, never will. There are no Jeffrey Dhaemers(Ohio) born in Iowa. There aren't any Ed Gein's, either.(Wisconsin). Gein murdered people and stripped the skin off of them to cover lamp shades. Iowa doesn't have a guy named David Berkowitz(New York).
Reporters do not do their homework when it comes to serial killers. Iowa is Candyland. It has gumdrops on parking curbs. Open every garage door and a chocolate ice cream bar is there for the taking. Know what? Jesus might have been born in a manger in Bethlehem but God was born in Iowa, many, many years ago.
So, stop this crap with John Wayne Gacy. The fat slob murderer of 33 young boys was born on March 17, 1942 in, where else, Chicago, Illinois, Barack Obama's hometown. He moved to Waterloo, Iowa in the mid-1960's as a KFC manager. He was prominent in the Waterloo Jaycees. Gacy then sexed up some boys, was sentenced to prison and was paroled in '70. He subsequently moved back to Obama's hometown where he went on his murderous rampage.
Get this straight------Iowa, Iowa, Iowa------never has been a murder, never will be a murder. It's like we were all made in Heaven.

Greece Is In The Grease

Greece is done, cooked, fried. Greece is in the grease and it seems like it's been this way since Sparta kicked Athens behind. How long have the socialists and communists been rioting in the streets? Forever? It seems that way.
The typical American is, how do I write this without appearing snobbish,------ ignorant about what goes on in world affairs. What's taking place in the streets of Athens is like what happened in the US during 1968 and '69----the burning of our cities as a result of Black hatred and anti Viet Nam sentiment? Too bad we didn't let the guys finish the burning. Ergo, no more Detroit, Los Angeles, Newark.
Back to Greece--Do you know why all the violence? Here it is in one small dose. The government cannot sustain itself due to massive government spending, aka, entitlements. Taxes are too high and the great percentage of jobs are controlled by government workers. Spending is out of control! Oh, the Prime Minister of Greece is George Papendreou of the Socialist Party. Well duh! Whoda thunk it?

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Casey Anthony--Is That Her Name?

Isn't Casey Anthony the name of the two year old who was allegedly murdered by her mother? I think that's it. Or is it Kaylee? Doesn't she have grandparent's who have been testifying during a trial against the mother? Is there a dad involved in this?
Yeah, I know something's going on in Florida. Here's my take and I can't add one darned thing to the subject. Whenever a news update comes on television or the radio the channel is changed immediately. I pick up snippets of information and that's it.
I don't care. The person I would care about most is dead. I don't care about the mom or the grandparents or Shepherd Smith, Brian Williams or any of the other boob reporters who give us this visual piece of the National Enquirer. This case has gone on longer than the Judgement at Nuremberg. And guess what? As soon as a verdict is rendered we'll have another shock trial to test our senses. Think not. Well, what about Susan Smith who let her car slide into a lake with her two small children in it to meet their horrendous deaths? This took place in South Carolina in the mid-1990's. Gee, doesn't it bring back memories of a more simpler time? Poor Susan. All she wanted was a little(no wait- a lot) of sex with someone not her husband.
Is there anything more detestable than the media and those in front of the cameras bothering me on a continual basis? What's the big deal. After this case has been decided we'll have to wait, what, another month before another murder is thrown at us for a further go round of disgusting consumption.

hat tip: BigFurHat

Monday, June 27, 2011

Get Used To It, Mrs. Bachmann

Yeah, Michele Bachmann screwed up when she said John Wayne was from her hometown, Waterloo, Iowa. John Wayne Gacy, mass murderer is the guy. Her advisers messed up by doing shoddy work. Already the stupid lib writers are laughing at here. Since I'm one of the new attack dogs for the good guys I thought I'd list the 10 worst gaffes from Our Leader. There are plenty more to choose from but most of these are more international in scope. I mean, we can't list them all e.g. When he referred to Navy Corpsman by pronouncing them the way people would say dead people aka, a corpse! What a buffoon.

It's Good To Be Queen

First Lady Michelle Obama’s trip to South Africa and Botswana last week cost taxpayers well over half a million dollars, possibly in the range of $700,000 or $800,000, according to an analysis by White House Dossier.

Many of the trip’s expenses cannot be obtained with specificity, including the cost of local transportation for the first lady, Secret Service protection, the care and feeding of staffers, and pre-trip advance work done by administration officials in South Africa.

But it is possible to estimate some of these costs and put a price tag on one of the major expenses — her transportation to and from southern Africa and her trips between cities there.

Lazy Days Of Summer

Being a bachelor for a month brings out the worst in me. I have a propensity to do absolutely nothing of significance. If there is an excuse for being ultra lazy it's justifiable in my mind. All of this is about to come to an abrupt halt since Lizzie's airplane flies into Columbus at midnight this night. A caveman's dwelling is cleaner than our condo. The vacume hasn't seen a swath of carpet for twenty-eight days. The dishes are in the washer and will go into start mode this morning. Yes, I will even attempt to turn on the clothes washer and dryer. I ran out of underwear and made a trip to JC Penney.
The following is an example of what 'lazy folks' do. I'm a creature of habit. My days starts thus: make coffee, fire up the computer and in this order, read The Des Moines Register. It's a horrible web site but since I'm a product of the State I convince myself I'll see a name or event that rings a bell. It never happens. Then it's onto the Quad-City Times. We lived in eastern Iowa for fifteen years and once in awhile I'll come across an obit of a person I knew. The Quad-Cities is composed of Davenport and Bettendorf in Iowa and Rock Island, Moline and East Moline in Illinois. You'll notice it's called The Quad Cities even though there are five towns. I never did understand that. After this I'll peruse the sites of Drudge and Lucianne. Are you as excited reading this as I am writing it? I didn't think so. I also look at my hometown site in Boone, Iowa. It's really quite good for a small town, much better than the DM Register.
Yesterday was very typical for me. It was Sunday so Mass was a given. I had a wild hair in my body and decided I owed it to myself to check out some new golf clubs. Did you know I'm a salesmen's best friend? Normally, in my younger days, I'd go into a store and buy them off the shelf. Now, that I'm smarter, I get fitted. Then, being really smart I decided to not impulse buy. I'd give it some time before the purchase in the event I changed my mind. An hour later I made the buy.
After this it was noontime and I felt a nap coming on. With computer on my lap and head rested just so on a pillow I assumed the position. My next thought was, "How did it get to be 6 o'clock so quickly"?
I've gotten into the habit of taping TV shows I think will be good ones. I'll click on the guide portion of the television and check out the upcoming shows a week in advance. I'm always on the lookout for "The Closer". They're in rerun but are magically creative. The best thing about taping is the commercials can be eliminated so that an hour show is only forty minutes in length. Last night I watched my favorite superhero: Batman Begins and the follow-up to it about the Joker. Christian Bale is one of my favorite actors. In jest, I e-mailed my oldest son about why batman would wear a cape. I thought that might be a detriment to his crime fighting skills. My son is the world's most knowledgeable person regarding super heroes and he's 39 years old. He knows tidbits about them they don't even know. Anyway, he came back with a serious answer as to why. Don't think he's a geek, though. He draws super heroes for a living. That's his job.
That was my day---and night.
After all that action I was exhausted so it was bedtime. What a day in the life of MJ Hawkeye. If you've made it this far in this post I have one bit of advice for you: "Get a life"!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

All Natural All The Time

Her name is Annie Hawkins-Turner. She's 52 years old and resides in Atlanta. The Guinness Book of Worlds Records lists her has natural, no augmentation.
Ms. Hawkins-Taylor says she receives comments every day. Ya' think.
Oh, her bra size is 102ZZZ.
hat tip to Daily Mail

Al Gore IS A Moron

From The Weekly World News:

Al Gore believes that the sterilization should be voluntary – at first – “women who are evolved will volunteer to be sterilized for the greater good for planet.” BUT, if women do not choose to sterilize themselves, Al Gore believes that the government should force women (under 25) to be sterilized.

“We have to take drastic steps to save the planet. There are too many people – we must take aggressive action or we will all be dead,” Gore said in a speech Monday in New York.

“When the population begins to stabilize and societies begin to make better choices – then women can have babies again.”

As it happens I'm in partial agreement with Mr. Blubberbutt. Sterilize them but only the ugly ones. While were at it do the same for ugly guys.

Comfort Foods I Dig

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Comfort food is food consumed to improve emotional status, whether to relieve negative psychological affect or to increase positive feeling.[1] The term was first used, according to Webster's Dictionary, in 1977.
Comfort foods may be foods that have a nostalgic element either to an individual or a specific culture.

Since Lizzies' been at the lake for almost a month it's been up to me to cook dinner for myself. I hate cooking. It takes too long. Thank God for the microwave. I'd starve if it wasn't for Orville Redenbacher. I like to keep things simple and since I don't barbecue I look for the quickest way to curb hunger. In other words, it's the quantity not the quality. I graze.
This got me to thinking about the foods I really enjoy; things I had as a kid that made my life complete. They are my comfort foods.
I think the appreciation of comfort food depends on what part of the country you reside. People in California might say, "Oh, please, please, please, give me sushi". In New York it'd be a slice, as in pizza.
Since I grew up in Boone Iowa I always like to keep it simple. Sometimes, when I talk about the things I like best some folks get grossed out. What's the big deal, I'd say. It all goes to the same place.
I loved Campbell's Tomato Soup. It had to be Campbell's or it wasn't consumed. Add one half can of whole milk and you're almost home. When the soup has properly simmered add a package of crackers, all broken up, until it's like mush. If you think I'm finished I'm not. Read on. Take four slices of bread ladled with Skippy's Peanut Butter; crunchy style. Then make a sandwich. Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Good! There can be variables to this scrumptious concoction. If you happen to have glazed donuts, omit the crackers and break up the donuts into small pieces then stir. This beats anything the cooking shows on television can create.
There's one other gem and I think is midwest in nature. Lay four slices of processed baloney on some bread. Gus Glazer was the choice of meat in the 60's. They were based out of Ft. Dodge, Iowa and had good meats. I think they must be out of business or have been sold off. Anyway, spread the mayonnaise on the bread along with, and this is very important, big chunks of Velveeta cheese. It has to be Velveeta. This is, as the Kardashians would say, "to die for". The bread has to be white. We didn't have whole grain crap in my youth.
One more favorite from moi and it's easy. I splurge every now and them and buy Yukon potatoes. Microwave a couple of them. Then add butter, the real kind, to the potato. On top of that throw on some peas, corn, Bermuda red onions and catsup. People, it's the food of the gods.
Finally, and this is just so special: scramble four eggs, cover the bread with yellow mustard, catsup and cheese and enjoy. What a treat. It is, as they say, like dying and going to heaven.
There you have it. Good thoughts, great memories, easy to make and easier to consume.
Lizzie comes home next Monday. Know what that means? She'll be serving crappola like pot roast, sirloin, and some Italian concoction like the kind one gets in from the Amalfi Coast.

A mistake that is hard to forgive: Barack Obama mixes up Medal of Honor winners

Obama knows nothing about protocol. He has made some very serious gaffes in his term but you don't know about them because the MSM covers for him.
When he he mixes up Medal of Honor winners that's another story, especially when talking about a young man whom he said he had personally placed the award around his neck. Too bad he's so ridciulously ignorant. The soldier to whom he referred was dead. You can read the story and see the video here.

Friday, June 24, 2011

More Fodder For You

Not a week goes by without yet another document analyst claiming that his Certificate of Live Birth presented by Obama at his press conference on April 27, 2011, is a forgery.

Clear evidence has been presented that Obama has a stolen Social Security Number and that his Selective Service registration is also a forgery.
Read the entire article here

By Lawrence Sellin, Canada Free Press


The Main Stream Media seems to be constantly shocked at how poorly the American economy is doing under ObamaNomics. Whenever poor business, house, or job news comes out, they are quick to throw on the word "unexpectedly," pretending that the economy is actually doing great, but this one time it hiccuped. But the problem is, the poor economic news is quite expected because of President Obama's incompetence.

So, I(Pundit Press) decided to take some time and compile some of the "unexpectedlies" from the start of the year until today. But before I begin, just remember what Albert Einstein once said (which is normally attributed to Benjamin Franklin): "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

These are hilarious

Voter ID Cards: A Joke

Ohio is about to pass a law requiring voters to show proof that they are eligible to vote when they go to the polls. As is typical with this legislation common sense never seems to prevail. I'm amazed that there seemingly is always non-agreement on issues among the two parties. The Dems are against it and the Republicans are for it.
At any rate, since the governor and Ohio legislature control both parties it is going to pass, probably in the next week.
I decided to go online to research the pro's and con's of the bill. As far as I can tell there are only two reasons for the con aspect: (1) If someone lives too far away from their poll and forgot their ID they would have to go all the way back home to retrieve their card. Assuming they drove to the polls and didn't take a plane wouldn't they be required to have motor vehicle identification? If they happened to be driving with a kindly neighbor, well, tough crap. I'm always driving across town then forgetting why I went. Forgetfullness is a part of life. In addition to having to drive all the way to the polling precinct to this I respond, "I wasn't aware that polling stations for Americans in say, Boone, Iowa, were located in a places like American Samoa. I sort of thought they were within walking distance; maybe an elementary school; (2) one of our congresswomen stated it would be unfair to the poor. Why? Would their ID have a stamp on it saying, "Beware, this person is poor and doesn't deserve to be trusted". Don't the poor have to show an ID when they get their food stamps or a library card? I've never been poor poor but if I was I probably wouldn't think about being 'poor'. I'd smoke Marlboros, talk on my(government purchased)cell phone, lounge around doing whatever I wanted because I felt like it. All things are relative. Does one think the poor actually care about voting without an ID card or is this some trumped up political topic to gain sympathy from minorities? Think Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Danny Glover, Sean Penn, Jane Fonda. Think Whoopee Goldberg. Yeesh!
I think we all know this is a common sense subject. It's how John F. Kennedy received 100,000 votes from dead people in the state of Illinois in the election of 1960. It's how Al Franken garnered thousands of votes from ineligible convicted felons and won the Minnesota senator seat.
I might be naive but I don't recall a republican being found guilty of fraudulently receiving votes in any election in the last 100 years. And, no, as much as Al Gore tried, George Bush did win the state of Florida with all the tedious bogus recounts from that lard butt.
If democrats were true to their word as the party of the 'Big Tent" they would demand that the poor, Hispanics and Blacks abide by the law to prove their loyalty to the party. Then there would be no reason to gripe. But it won't happen because the Liberal Party of America doesn't have the courage to do the right thing.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

And The Stupid One Is

Funny clips of libs telling their viewers about how stupid Ms. Palin can be all the time. Funnier clips that prove Obama is not even your average high school grad.

Who Is This Man?

Seriously, who in this country aside from the president pronounces it: tahl-ee-bohn and pock--ee--stohn?
Why, it's almost like he was born, bred, instructed and raised in the muslim culture. The next thing we'll hear is he's in sympathy with the Islamic movement and dismissive of Israel.

More Proof Armageddon Is Near

Six days before a college football player was arrested at San Francisco International Airport in a dispute that began when a US Airways employee asked him to pull up his sagging pants, a man who was wearing little but women’s undergarments was allowed to fly the airline, a US Airways spokeswoman conceded Tuesday.

A photo of the scantily clad man was provided to The San Francisco Chronicle(figures) by Jill Tarlow, a passenger on the June 9 flight from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., to Phoenix. Tarlow said other passengers had complained to airline workers before the plane boarded, but that employees had ignored those complaints.
cat tip to Big Fur Hat

Jon Huntsman For President---I Don't Think So

The Left has come out and touted Jon Huntsman for President, the one who could give Obama a run for his money. Hah! Of course, they would. He is, according to them, a moderate. He also would assure that our loser president receives another term in office.
What right minded thinking person would vote for a guy who was an Obama appointee as ambassador to China? Cripes sake, he worked for the guy. He's a Pro-Choice Republican and wants full rights for gays and lesbians. Those are his national credentials. Puke on you, Jon.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

How Did Obamacare Get So Screwed Up

The headline is easy to answer. Ameican people were misled into believing Barry was the Messiah so they voted as liberals always do: they don't read and can't understand logic and use their feelings to express their views.

By Jennifer Rubin at the Washington Post:

The Democrats’ “historic achievement,” shocking as it seems, turns out to be an expensive, jobs-crippling monstrosity that is filled with unintended consequences. Employers are likely to dump employees into highly subsidized exchanges. It’s not going to bend the cost curve. And today, the Associated Press reports:

President Barack Obama’s health care law would let several million middle-class people get nearly free insurance meant for the poor, a twist government number crunchers say they discovered only after the complex bill was signed. so they voted as liberals always do: don't read and can't understand logic.

On The Golf Course

Two unique occurrences on the course today. Women are interesting when they play. There are two golf carts on the fairway. Four ladies gather within fifteen feet of each other. One of them hits the ball then like a gaggle of geese they move to the next ball and assume the same position. They'll talk about the previous shot for awhile and go through the same routine all the way around the course. Men, on the othe hand hit their shots, swear loudly, then move along.
I witnessed four men in the fairway ahead of us today. They all hit great drives-----and we waited----and waited some more. All four were on their cell phones. My next thought was, "Get your butts to work or get off the course".

A PSA From Planned Parenthood

Talk about embsrrassing. I've posted a minute and a half ad from Planned Parenthood. In this instance it really doesn't matter if you're pro and con. I don't think Pro-Lifer's would lower themselves to the level of what these ?"ladies"? have done.
Check it out here.

Monday, June 20, 2011


Photo taken on my recent trip to southern Arizona. I was amazed at the massive numbers of citizens leaving the country to seek refuge in Mexico. No, wait. I't the other way around---isn't it?

It's Unanimous: Obama For President

Russian President Medvedev Says He Wants Obama To Be Re-elected To Avoid America’s “Conservative Wing”…

Also endorsing Obama are Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, Hugo Chavez, ChiComs, etc. . .

Thanks to Weasel Zippers

Take Me Out To The Ballgame---But To The Bank First

Lizzie's at the lake so I knew I'd be by myself for Father's Day. My neighbor, a lawyer by trade, is an avid Cleveland Indians fan and asked if I'd care to make the trip to C'town to watch the Tribe against the vaunted Pittsburgh Pirates. It would be my first visit to a Major League park to see a game(if one can call these two teams Major League) in ten years. I went through sticker shock. I'd already bought my ticket. It came to $66 bucks. "Sixty-six dollars", I said when given the news. "Where are we sitting, on the mound"? It wasn't exactly that close, 25th row directly behind home plate. There were thirty rows in our section of three with 13 people in each. That's a lot of cash. Since the stadium seats forty thousand that's more cash. The problem is, it's Cleveland and even though they're in first place in their respective division and it was Father's Day only thirty thousand showed. The people must have had better things to do, like robbing stores and creating mayhem in the streets. You do know how I feel about Cleveland.
Allow me to give you a sample of what happens at a game if you have a family of four; a mom and dad and two kids. I'll use this as a base since that's who sat next to us. A 12 oz. beer goes for $7.75. If you want a bargain you can up the intake to 16 oz. for a mere dollar more. "Go for the gusto, baby", I say.
A can of soda is only $5.75 and water, a bottle of water, costs $4.75. Want some M&M's? Okay, then give the guy another five bucks. The same goes for popcorn and peanuts. They sell those foam hand gizmos that say, 'Tribe #1'. That will only set you back $9. The kid next to us had to have one or his world was going to fall apart. I broke down and bought a brat for $7.50 with a medium Pepsi; another $3.75. They don't sell small Pepsi's, just medium and large.
Out beyond the left field stands I saw the Huntington Bank building. That's my bank. I bet they have ATM machines in the stadium. If they don't then some body's missing out on a huge opportunity.
The game was okay(Yawn). It was 2-2 in the top of the eighth when the rain came. The best idea we had all day was in deciding not to sit it out. We left the stadium, hopped in our car, and drove the two and a half hours home. I got in the house in time to watch the resumption of the game and see Cleveland triumph. Right before that I went to the kitchen sink and tapped a 16 oz. glass of water(no charge) and microwaved a bag of popcorn, 50 cents.
Then I thought how the Tribe could make some real money. With all the beer and soda sold why not charge to use the urinals? Am I brilliant or what?
So, if you have a family of four and want to go broke, take in a Major League baseballgame. It's the American way.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

I Rest My Case

The Left "Never Going To Like Us, So Let's Stop Trying To Curry Favor With Them"
Governor Rick Perry, Texas.
I do believe I wrote this yesterday. From the Old Sage--MJH

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Liberals Don't Get It

Conservatism is dead and other jokes. Interesting article from Bernard Goldberg.

Southern Border Comletely Safe--Except For The Tunnels

The Hill) — There is a growing concern in the Senate that tunnels dug by Mexican drug cartels to traffic illicit goods into the country could be used to smuggle terrorists or weapons of mass destruction.

Sens. Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) and Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), the chair and vice-chair of the Senate Caucus on International Narcotics Control, are stepping up congressional efforts to combat the growing use of tunnels along the southwest border.

Eleven tunnels — used to smuggle drugs, money, weapons, and in some cases people — have been discovered so far this year, bringing the total number of tunnels found by law enforcement authorities since 2001 up to 125. The majority of the tunnels have been found in southern California and Arizona.

Three Attack Dogs We Need

What a book! What a message! I just finished reading Ann Coulter's new book, "Demonic", and I couldn't put it down once I broke cover. One of the reasons for this was I had a four and a half hour flight to Tucson with a stopover in Chicago. Aside from that, in my opinion, this is Coulter's very best. It is well researched, filled with poignant analogies of liberal madness and lies and lets the reader know that there is hope for conservatives if we would learn to counterattack. i.e. To not back down when the libs create their gibberish and false charges. For me her very best analogy centered around the French Revolution. The radicals in France, Jacobins, were able to coerce the people(mass mobs) to do their dirty work. Coulter adroitly sees Jacobins as today's liberals. The main thesis of the book is that liberals control mobs and create a frenzy among these people because they are followers, not thinkers. Don't believe me? Then read the book.
I have a buddy who will not read Coulter. His comment on her is, "I don't like her. She's too divisive". Holy queen of crap! I say to this, "Great"! There is not one example of a conservative ever assassinating or attempting to do so to a president, of assassination or attempting to do that to any elected official. Conservatives don't throw pies into faces of speakers. They don't throw rocks through store windows or turn over and burn cars. I told my friend: You don't have to like Coulter. "She's the messenger not the message". I wanted to add the word "stupid" but I hung up.
I have every Ann Coulter book she's written on my library shelf. She is my favorite writer the way Palin and Bachman are my favorite politicians and the reason(s) why: Except for Alan West they are three of the few who will tell Libs to put it where the sun don't shine. They get in their collective lyin' sack of crap faces. They don't apoloize or make excuses. They tell it like it should be. "The Three Chicks" should be running this country. Answer me this, Cowboy. Who would the towelheads respect more, Obama or Palin? If Obama was your Dad or Palin your Mom and you screwed up who would you fear most? Ain't close, is it?
They take nothing from liars like Olbermann, Maddow, Ed Schulz, Brian Williams, Katie Couric and the biggest jerk of all, Bill Maher. I mean, what are his credentials besides being a poster child for abortion. No wait--partial birth abortion!
Coulter, Palin and Bachman: Cajones the size of Haloween pumpkins and then some.

This Pretty Much Covers It All

iowntheworld thank you

Friday, June 17, 2011

Obama Blames Slow Economy On ATM's

Brilliance is in the eye of the beholder. Obama said and you can read it here that the slow economy is because of ATM's. I say, bring back the covered wagon, dial telephones with an operator and no television. Let's vilify the Wright Brothers and strike any mention of the Office of Patent.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


Did you forget MJ is on vacation in Tucson? Don't expect a lot from me in the next four days. Two significant items from the last two days. You'll recall I have a 'thing' for my Swiss Army knife and fingernail clipper. I wrote about it and my experience in the Minneapolis airport last year. I did remember to hide it in my travel bag that went in the belly of the plane. When I arrived in Tucson the first thing I did was open the bag to retrieve my pacifier I had hidden in a secret compartment. It was gone, missing, lost. That damned TSA dude in Columbus had to open my bag and take it for himself. I'd rather he give me a scrotum pat down than take my knife.
Secondly, I played golf today on the course where they filmed the movie with Kevin Costner, Rene Russo, Don Johnson and Cheech Marin. It was called "Tin Cup" and is on Tubak Resort in southern Arizona.
'Give me another ball, Romeo'.

Monday, June 13, 2011


One of the great mysteries in life for moi is, why would anyone want a tattoo on their body. It seems today they're like dog poop-----everywhere. For me, getting a tattoo would be the same as sex texting. It would never enter my mind. I've never thought about it. In the 1950's I never thought about a Mohawk haircut. Even when the cool kid, Brett Downey, got one I was content with a butch.
On my way home from seeing the grand kids yesterday I stopped in to one of those gas stations that is also a grocery market. A female was behind me so I held the door open for this 60 year old looking woman. Then, I couldn't help but notice she was wearing a low cut blouse with a large tattoo the size of a grapefruit showing at the top of her chest. It was flowery with different colors. Maybe you could call it a Hawaiian sun. I don't like to gawk but I did. I stared directly at the half showing boob; a moth to fire. I'm spculating it covered at least half her breast. My first thought was, "Man, that had to hurt". My second thought was, "Why"?
The first time I recall seeing a 'Too was on a member of the Armed Forces post World War II. They were cheesy looking and were on the upper arm; said something like, "Mom" or a large heart with a banner on it saying 'Linda'. This I can understand. For the rest of their lives they had a reminder of someone special and, besides, it seemed like a good idea that night when they were drunk in Tokyo.
Lots of college girls have tattoos. I think they started out on their ankles. They are smallish and leave a message: "ZZ Top Forever". That's a simple statement. Someday they'll have children and can try to explain it to them. Today's messages are larger in scope: "If you don't get out of my way I'll beat the ever lovin' crap out of you". I once saw a tatoo on a girl's arm that left left no doubt about her priorities: "I brake for beer". There's a guy out there in the world who can hardly wait to make her his wife.
Fifteen years ago I was in a supermarket in Michigan. The counter guy, a greasy looking fella, had done a tattoo on his knuckles. Rembrandt he wasn't. Starting on the small knuckle of his left hand and working to the index he wrote: W-E-N-D. I asked him about it. I don't want to unnecessarily embarrass people but in my mind I was asking, "what the hell is that"? Then he held up the index knuckle on his right hand and I saw a Y. That wasn't good planning on his part.
A lot of women have tattoos today, moreso than ever. Some ladies have them on their inner thigh. Whewie! I don't even want to go there. Breasts and thighs; that's gotta hurt. They also have them on their shoulder blade. Sort of silly, isn't it. If I'm going to have something like a tattoo I want to be able to see it.
There's a big flap going on in college sports today about athletes not having enough money to live on. Some say they should get stipends on a monthly basis. Crappola! Next winter take a look at an NCAA basketball games on a big time level. These kids are walking billboards for the tattoo industry. They are sporting a good 2K worth of body art.
Now, take a real good look at the ladies pictured on this post. They aren't ugly girls(weren't) but they're going through life looking like Mike Tyson. Mom and Dad are so proud. I'll bet their wedding pictures are going to be something, huh!
Can you imagine the conversation when they're lying in their respective caskets: "My, doesn't she look just like herself"
Tattoos: one of life's mysteries that MJ Hawkeye cannot grasp.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Top 10 Most Corrupt Politicians

According to Judicial Watch: Read about it here

U.S. President Barack Obama has hit the 2010 list of Washington's “Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians”, which has recently been released by Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption.

The list, in alphabetical order, includes: Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA), Rahm Emanuel, Former Obama White House Chief of Staff, Senator John Ensign (R-NV), Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (D-IL), President Barack Obama, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), Rep. Hal Rogers (R-KY), and Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA).

Some Guys Never Grow Up

There was a golf tournament at my club yesterday. It's called, "Three Jacks and a Jill". It's a fun event, or supposed to be------until some dufus thinks he's in Game 7 of the World Series. This is my segue into the post so bear with me.
Walter Brennan, long time movie and TV actor starred in a western TV show in 1967 called, "The Guns of Will Sonnett". He was a rough and tumble guy along the lines of Rooster Cogburn. Whenever some fancy pants tried to outdo him he'd let the guy know he was messin' with the wrong guy and to emphasize his skill with a 6 shooter used a saying, "No brag, just fact".
MJ has been around sports for many, many years. I grew up on the stuff. The Iowa Hawkeyes football team had a replay on WHO radio at 11pm on Saturdays. I'd fall asleep listening to the 1958 Rose Bowl Hawkeyes at age 12. I was a sports freak. I played high school football, basketball and baseball; won 9 varsity letters. "No brag, just fact"! In college I played basketball and baseball. In twenty years of high school coaching I witnessed and coached all-state players, been in state championship games and know 'the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat'. I have big time college coaches as friends and acquaintances. I can carry on a sports conversation the way Jimmy Johnson talks NASCAR.
There are guys out there who have never and will never get over the 'wannabe athlete'. Obnoxious doesn't describe them. In 1990 my son convinced me, at age 44 to get in a men's fast pitch softball league. It'd be fun, he said. Personally, I've never gotten into softball. Once I left semi-pro baseball I never picked up a glove until the men's league. There was a fella on the team named Kish. He was the star. The reason I knew this was: he made out the line-up, directed traffic on the field and chattered constantly. Folks, nobody chatters on the baseball field except for T-ballers who shout, "Batter, batter, batter" in order to divert attention. Naturally, the manager who himself wasn't good enough to make the JV high school baseball team told them this is what Major Leaguers do.
Well, Mr. Kish put me in right field. That's a slap in the face anyway since he wasn't good enough to carry my spikes to the car. As misfortune would have it, a fly ball was lined to me. I caught it and made the throw home to get the runner on 3rd. Unfortunately, I missed the cutoff man. No big deal. It's a softball game. Then I hear from the K-Man, "Hey, get you head in the ballgame"! Now, I'm not one to take this lightly and in the time honored legacy of my dad, Larry Hawkeye, I came back with, "Why don't you effin eat me"! I knew right away our families wouldn't be going to King's Island together. Oh, did I mention that we played on the Knights of Columbus softball team?
Back to the Jack and Jill game of yesterday. Our lady teammate was very nice. The man in my cart the same. We had fun, laughed and talked about our lives. I didn't know any of the folks. The 4th guy was a 'wannabe'. In this event the men can buy, for $5, tickets to hit from the ladies tees on three holes. The 4th guy, I'll call him, Fatty Arbuckle, and this is the honest to God's truth, did not introduce himself to me. The first hole is 400 yards in length and the first thing he said was, "you'll probably want to hit from the ladies tees". Steam poured out of my ears. My unconscious memory reverted to the 'Kish response' and I did it. I was livid. At any rate, I pulled out my driver and proceeded to hook one away from the hole. Fact of the matter, this guy did not speak to any of the entire five hours except to say, "We've got to do better if we're going to win this". "C'mon you guys, let's get going." "This is getting to be a joke"
The guy's 61 years old and he's playing in the Masters. He was so fat he had to place his body on the left side of the tee box and his ball on the right just to see it. His stomach stuck out that far. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin!
I'm not going to tell you anything you don't already know 'Wannabes'. If you've never done it, then shut up!
"No brag, just fact".

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Hello Tucson Arizona

It's been in the high 90's in Dublin, Ohio for the past two weeks. So where am I off to for a week of vacation? Try Tucson, Arizona on for size. It's either irony or stupidity; probably more of the latter.
Regardless, airline tickets were secured a month ago and I'm off to see a fella I taught school with in Wisconsin in 1978 and haven't seen since 1982. If you happen to visit this site on a regular or even semi-regular basis you know I'm into making contact with long lost acquaintances; folks who had an impact on my life and who are extremely interesting; characters if you will.
As a psychologist cannot release personal info neither can I in regard to our relationship. It's not that he's in the witness protection program or has the FBI on the lookout for him. He's 6'7" and stout. He would call it fat but I won't go that far. In his day he was an outstanding high school basketball player in the Badger state. He is one of the most laid back, hilarious people I've met.
This is a thrill for me, not only because I'm hooking up with this man but because I'm making a connection.
He has a friend who is a border guard. We'll make a trip down to "close to the border".
If you don't hear from me for a week or so DO NOT call Sec. of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano. She says the border is as safe as it's ever been.
Adios Amigos!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Some People Really, Really, Really Like Cats

I had a difficult time deciding if I was going to blog on this story. You see, there's this girl who is having a video and history of herself on E Harmony in order to find a mate. In watching the YouTube I kept wanting to shut it off but it was like driving by a very bad car accident. One wants to look the other way but----------well, you know what I mean. Anyway, the MBA graduate shown is trying to snag a guy but she keeps talking about cats. Therein lies the problem. She is a car accident. Odds are she will find a mate. Oh my and thank the stars and planets I escaped this one.

GM Offers Cheaper Chevy Volt

The consumer has spoken. Due to the high list price of the 2011 electric clown car, the Chevy Volt, GM has drastically dropped the price on the 2012 model. Of course you will be without a navigation system which is too bad because when the battery goes dead you might be in a drug infested area. The new fantastic affordable price will be---$39,995 down from a whopping $41,000. I feel better already for the enviro loons who will save themselves pennies.

The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats

In the big picture Anthony Weiner is small potatoes. In the overall scheme of things, when it comes to morality and values, the Democrats are hands down the party of losers. Sure, the Republicans have had their share of misfits. But they take responsibility for it. Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana is often cited for visiting a prostitute not once but twice. Full but small story. Before it came out Vitter told his wife of the 'visits' seven years after the fact and before the lame stream media could divulge it. Other Pubs' immediately resign: congressman from New York(sent a shirtless pic of himself on twitter), Indiana for infidelity and Florida gave up their positions by "manning up". Mark Foley was the latter. He requested pages in congress have affairs. He resigned his congressional position and went to sexual rehab.
Democrats wear their predator status as a badge of courage: Edwards, Weiner and, of course, the Master of the Brothel, Billy Clinton. Oops! Who can forget Teddy Kennedy. But, democrats will say, "Teddy doesn't count since he was drunk all the time and didn't know what he was doing".
There's an excellent article in today's Washington Times to back up what I've written.
Read it here.

Did The Mulch Come Yet?

Lizzie is a plant and flower wizard. She knows 'em all. When were were in Ireland a few years ago our traveling female companions kept asking her, "what flower is this and what plant is that"? I was amazed for two reasons: (1) I didn't she knew that much and (2) why would anyone want to. Regardless, we had a landscaper come in two weeks ago and do the yard with every species of plant from all the continents that grow. It looks like a conservatory. The bad news is that Lizzie took off for the lake two days ago and will return in three weeks. Think you can guess my one and only job to save this marriage? It's my duty to water those things on a daily basis if we don't get rain. I checked out the ten day forecast: sunny with hellishly high temps in the upper 90s. You've heard people say, "pray for rain". I say, pray for a monsoon. There is nothing so boring as standing in a garden for an entire hour water what I fondly call 'weeds'. I've got a friend, Gaylord, who came up with a profound statement applicable to men only. His wife asked him, and this was in 1978, to mow the yard. Do you know the reason why he didn't want to? Because it wasn't fun! I like that philosophy. If it isn't fun then find something that is, I say. If you can't then take a nap.
When I moved to Ohio in 1989 I'd never heard of mulch. Everyone puts mulch on anything that grows out here. There's red mulch, black mulch, blond colored mulch. And the reason they use so much of it is because they've never heard of black loam, more commonly referred to as dirt. Iowa has dirt. These people have something kind of like it but it's called clay. In the spring the ladies in the neighborhood get into serious mulch conversations: "Are you getting California mulch or Adirondack mulch"? "When is the mulch coming"? "Have you seen the dump truck with mulch"? "Did you know the Girl Scouts don't sell cookies, anymore? They sell mulch".
Dublin, Ohio has weird weather patterns. Sixty miles west of us is a town called Bellfontaine except the entire state pronounces it, Bell-fountain. Silly, huh.
Regardless, there's something called the "Bellfontaine Front". That town is the highest point in the state. Actually, it's a hill but who's to argue. When weather hits Dublin, more often than not, the rain, snow, whatever splits and shoots 15 miles north to Delaware and 15 miles south to Circleville. So, here I am, at 6:30 this morning, watering those precious, if you don't water them you're dead, flowers and shrubs. I see lightening, hear thunder and suddenly feel three raindrops. That's enough for me. I called that a gully washer because I know about The Front. It's reminiscent of when I was an acting principal of a high school in Storm Lake, Iowa in 1971. It was December and five flakes fell to the ground. I figured that was an appropriate time to cancel classes for the day. And I did! Then I realized I'd be under the guiolltine so I went back out and finished the tedious, boring, isn't there anything better to do in life, Lord help me, water the jungle.
So, I have to be very careful with these plants. Lizzie has a nose like a bloodhound. I can light a cigar at the golf course five miles from our condo and she'll call me on my cell and ask why I'm smoking. She also has eyes like Superman. If she comes home and one single flower is dead she'll know that too. Everything, and I mean every last plant has been catalogued. She should go to work for Burpee Seed.
She might be a lot smaller than I but it's not worth it to have my name changed to "Dead Meat". Enough of this. I'm going to the golf course and have some real fun.

Help Us Investigate Sarah Palin

What happened to investigative journalism? After reading this post here is there any doubt that the New York Times and the Washington Post are in cahoots with the Dumbocrat Party?
There will be 24,000 emails released from Palins' account while governor of Alaska and the "Papers" want citizens to peruse the files and report 'interesting' ones to them.
The ramifications of what is going on in this country is staggering.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Sometimes It's Nice Being Born In Boone, Iowa

Even though I've been gone from my hometown, Boone, Iowa for 47 years I still have a twinge of homesickness for the old homestead. Life in Central Iowa is a whole lot simpler than what one might expect in Columbus, Ohio. If you want, it's possible to drive three minutes to the grocery store, get gas for the car or wave to everyone in town you see. Everyone knows everyone else.
Witness the yahoos shown in the above picture. Believe it or not I had to "try" and teach them. I had a kid in class who wore a t-shirt and on the front was a picture of a frog with the words underneath, "I'm so happy I could just s**t. He wasn't reprimanded since it was his right of free speech.
If you love the simpler things in life move to a community like Boone or someplace like it.
I mean, who wants to look at some kids butt crack on a daily basis.

Ohio Restaurant Referenced By Obama Is Closing

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio restaurant mentioned last week by President Barack Obama as an indirect beneficiary of the government's Chrysler bailout will go out of business Sunday after a more than 70-year history.

Co-owner Richard Lawrence of New Chet's Restaurant in Toledo says business has fallen victim to the economy and the workplace smoking ban approved by Ohio voters in 2006. He told The Blade newspaper of Toledo on Wednesday that auto industry cutbacks also hurt.

Lawrence says he used to deliver up to $300 in food per week to Chrysler Group LLC's Jeep plant in Toledo, but now that's down to about $100 worth.

Obama visited the plant on Friday and told workers that without them, who would eat at Chet's or patronize other local businesses?

What Did You Do In The War, Daddy?

By now you've heard that Anthony Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, is pregnant. What is it with liberals that the wife goes by her maiden name? At any rate, there are some untold consequences to this event if we look down the road a tad bit. If said child happens to be a girl will Weiner tweet her on special events in her life: 16th birthday, graduation, wedding? Can you imagine her thinking, "Uh-oh, daddy's tweeting me with a picture of himself"? If a son, will he he have carte blanche to pick up where the old man left off.
Just the thought of what lies ahead for this kid when speaking of his daddy sends shivers up his spine. Massive embarrassment to say the least. My own dad was somewhat of a philanderer and to this day I cringe at the thought. One has to feel saddened for the yet unborn child. Or do we? After all Weiner's a congressman and anything goes. Last might, on Fox, I heard a woman trying to explain why guys in congress have this 'thrust for lust'. It was her contention that most of them were the geek type growing up(think Henry Waxman from California) and various women can forego good looks for a power figure. Makes sense to me.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Bill Clinton? You've Got To Be Kidding

A news report is just out saying that Anthony Weiner is calling fellow congressman to apologize for his actions. It gets better. When Weiner was married less than a year ago Bill Clinton officiated for the newly weds. Weiner has also called Clinton to apologize for his misbehavior. Isn't that rich? A sexual pervert calls another sexual pervert to ask forgiveness. I can't make this stuff up.

How To Feel Good About Yourself

Considering the way some power people act; lewd behavior then lying then apologetic I'm starting to feel quite fine with myself. I've been taking stock of my life and have come to these conclusions. Ethically and morally I'm in the top 10% of good guys.
When I was 21 and single the wife of an acquaintance sneakily called me on the phone to arrange a tryst. She was a hottie but I turned her down. Stuff like that makes me nervous. The husband was 6'5" and had forearms the size of Sequoias.
I've never had an affair, not even with another woman. You may not believe this but I've never taken a photo of my crotch and forwarded it to a male or female for two reasons: (1) It seems sort of stupid and (2) I wouldn't know how to do it on the cell phone. I don't know how to do anything on my cell phone except send and receive calls and that can sometimes be a struggle.
When I was 42 and a salesman on the road I stopped into a Hampton Inn around 11pm to get a room. The lady behind the desk told me she got off work at 11:30. My heart started beating, I began to sweat and I got so nervous I called Lizzie. She was in bed, by herself, sleeping. That's been my last opportunity to make an ass out of myself with a member of the opposite sex. Pretty boring life, isn't it.
Simple put, there might be some stumbling blocks to being able to walk the straight and narrow. Don't be a politician is a good start. Professional athletes and rock stars seem to garner their fair share of skirts. Conservatives and Liberals are not immune to lewd behavior it's just that conservatives seem to own up quicker than Libs plus they take the consequences whereas Libs get a bye because we expect irresponsible behaviour from them.
That's about it for this subject. See, I feel better already.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Government Motors Wants $1 Gas Tax Hike

Detroit — General Motors Co. CEO Dan Akerson wants the federal gas tax boosted as much as $1 a gallon to nudge consumers toward more fuel-efficient cars, and he's confident the government will soon shed its remaining 26 percent stake in the once-bankrupt automaker. "I actually think the government will be out this year — within the next 12 months, hopefully within the next six months," Akerson said in a two-hour interview with The Detroit News last week. He is grateful for the government's rescue of GM — "I have nothing but good things to say about them" — but Akerson said the time for that relationship to end is coming because it's wearing on GM.

Hard News

Brian Williams, host of NBC's Nightly News was asked why they didn't jump on the Anthony Weiner story. His reply, "We do hard news and we didn't think there was anything there". So, what was one of their lead stories on last night's show? It was about Sarah Palin and her supposed Paul Revere gaffe. Mountains out of mole hills. It's the same as when Dan Quayle was handed an index card by a teacher with the word 'potato' misspelled. Dan took the hit. The teacher is probably the head of the American Federation of Teachers.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Irritating Things

Just a few items on my list that drove me nuts today:
1) Sarah Palin is right. Paul Revere did give the British the 'what for'. The Left is making another 'hate run' at Ms. Palin.
2) Does everybody talk on their cell or text while driving?
3) People who gab on their cell phones in the doctors office. I do not want to listen to their conversation, especially when they're chewing out one of their brat kids by their brat mom.
4) Women(and men) in the restaurant booth next to me who also gab on their cell phone while I'm trying to eat.
5) Did you ever have one of those days when you caught every single stop light? Not every other one but EVERY one.
6) Drivers who do not make a left turn even though the oncoming driver is a quarter mile or more away.
7) Getting on a scale to weigh myself after a month of spartan eating and weighing two more pounds than when I started.(It must be water weight)

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Strikes Again

Via JournOlister Ben Smith of Politico: ..."now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally - and very transparently - block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates". Debbie Wasserman Schultz

The leader of the Democrat National Committee strikes again.

Weiner Fesses Up

As we all suspected Weiner finally came clean today. His 'apology' speech was typical of a democrat who sends out lewd pictures to young girls. It ran along the lines of, "I apologize for hurting my wife. I didn't mean to hurt anyone for this personal failure. Strange! That 'personal failure' line is the same one used by Eliot Spitzer when he was outed for his hooker fetish. The only difference(s) being Spitzer coerced his wife into standing behind him for his mea culpa news conference and he resigned from office. Weiner says he wants to continue on as the representative for the people of Brooklyn because he's worked so hard for them.
In the final analysis we all know why Anthony Weiner apologized. He got caught.
What scum! He lied about being hacked, a crime. He did everything he could to keep the Secret Service from investigating. He slandered a number of people including conservative writer, Andrew Breitbart. Weiner should have charges brought against him with jail being an alternative-----but, I don't want this to happen.
It is my great wish that Weiner stays in office. I want him to be a constant reminder to the American people, his constituents and Nancy Pelosi of the pervert that he is. Hang around, Andrew, we need you, jackass!

Dr Seuss Stories For Adults On Hot Summer Days

Gotta Love It

More About Herman Cain

So he didn't know a couple of things about Palestine and Afghanistan. That's fodder for the media and Far Left to say he's a boob and not qualified for the presidency.
If you don't already know, Herman Cain is Horatio Alger personified; born dirt poor he worked his way through Morehead College then on to Purdue University. He became vice-president of Pillsbury and after that CEO of Godfather's Pizza. He has his own conservative talk radio show. Herman Cain is a Tea Party fav.
I am presenting in this blog something you won't often read, a positive spin from the New York Times. As the article tells us I want someone to tell be they would never vote for Herman Cain. Then, I will say, "Is that because you're a racist"?
Mr. Cain doesn't have to have great knowledge of world affairs. Do you really think Obama knew where Luxembourg was located when he took office? He probably thought it was a hand soap. The hero of the Left, FDR, was a candidate for sainthood because he brought into his administration unpaid(???)advisers called 'The Brain Trust'. They were supposedly experts in their field to help guide this nation during the Great Depression(and toward socialism---my words).
Go, Herman, Go!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Did Michelle Beat The Ever Lovin' Chili Out Of Him?

Mrs. Obama came out with some new dietary guidelines and it's unlikely chili dogs and fries were on the list. Personally, gut bombers aren't my thing but for the prez anything goes. Read about it here.

Obama Speech: Europe Has Fancier Trains

Obama-minski gave a speech at a Jeep plant in Toledo last week. One of his grievances in this masterful piece of Daniel Webster type speaking was that our transportation system was far behind that of the rest of the world. Pay attention, now. He's at an auto plant complaining that Europe has fancier trains than we do. So, if we have 'fancier trains' does that mean people will by fewer Jeeps thus leaving workers on the unemployment line? You can view the video by clicking here.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Phil Mickelson: Fulfilling A Wish

My neighbor called this morning and wanted to know if Lizzie and I could use some freebies to Jack Nicklaus' Memorial golf tournament. I knew it was going to be in the 90's but I could handle the temps for a couple hours------of babe watching.
At last year's classic there was a fella walking past our condo and we struck up a conversation. He's from a little burg in western Ohio and attends the tournament every day. I want to tell him to get a life but it's his problem if he wants to while away the day watching kids hit a golf ball so why ruin it for him.
Every evening, after play concludes, he and his guests stop in for refreshements and conversation. We've become good friends.
He related a story to me today that about broke my heart. Dave, his name, was standing in line after Phil Mickelson had concluded his match. Mickelson signs autograph after autograph after he plays. He's like that. At any rate, a lady from Virgina was standing next to Dave holding an 8X11 photo of a beautiful young girl. The girl was the lady's daughter. This young girl, nine months ago, was in her car at a stop light and a car driven by a kid, high on PCP, ran the light and hit the girl's car killing her instantly. This young girl thought Phil Mickelson was the finest man ever. He was her sports hero and had she always wanted his autograph. The mother was at Muirfield Village to fulfill her daughters wish. And she did. Mickelson signed the photograph but not knowing that what he had done was bring closure to a very sad event. Imagine how many other stories like this took place on a golf course in Ohio today.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Obama Healthcare Cost Savings Doesn't Save Much

Have you ever noticed how the media flits back and forth on news topics; they report on the flavor of the day. We read about health care then Lybia and then we go on to the British wedding and end up with Anthony Weiner. Isn't there anything like investigative journalism these days?
As long as we've go so long without any mention of Obama's health care crappola why not read an article to refresh our memories about it's (de)merits. It doesn't save money and it rations health care in lieu of taking a tylenol.

6 Things The MSM Would Say About Obama If He Was A Republican

By John Hawkins: Townhall
1) This guy is way too stupid to be President of the United States!

2) Obama’s an amateurish cowboy who’s wrecking our image around the world!

3) Obama’s going to bankrupt the country by giving our money to his corporate cronies!

4) He’s the job-killing, gas-price-raising, economy-wrecking President!

5) Obama’s not an authentic black man.

6) He’s an arrogant jerk who cares about no one but himself!

McDonald's A Hero

Of the 54,000 jobs created in this country last month half of them came from McDonalds. Pathetic, isn't it!!!!

A different perspective from Harry Reid: "I'm encouraged that jobs in the private sector continue to grow".

A Pig Versus Bin Laden--The Pig Won!

Did Navy Seals really use pork covered bullets to kill bin Laden denying him entrance into Paradise? The answer is, 'Yes'! Read about it here.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

My Wife Wouldn't Divorce Me. She Would Murder Me

Where to begin on this one has me flummoxed. If I sent a twitter to a porn star and Lizzie found out about it I would be dead meat. The little number shown is a porn star, Ginger Lee. For some reason Weiner has been twittering her. She says there is nothing smutty about his messages. WHAT IS THIS CLOWN DOING TWITTERING A PORN QUEEN? Mrs. Weiner is a former aid to Hillary. These babes know how to pick em' don't they.
And Weiner has now changed his story. Instead of saying his site has been hacked how now tells us, "he's not sure if it(picture) is his crotch or not".

Here We Go Again

Wasn't it just last week when price at the pump fuel was at $3.77? People were happy at this. I wasn't. We're still getting screwed. Well, that didn't last long as today I'm looking at $4.00 a gallon. Maybe the forecasters were correct when they said we'd be looking at five bucks this summer.

Still Voting Democrat: Auto Bailout Cost American Taxpayer $14 Billion

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration said Wednesday that the government will lose about $14 billion in taxpayer funds from the bailout of the U.S. auto industry. Read about it here.

About Weiner: Can't We Just Move On

Something so stupid as a congressman supposedly showing his 'extended' private parts is causing the representative from New York, Anthony Weiner, to issue statement after statement saying, "I've got work to do. It's time to move on".
Well, as the Church Lady used to say, "isn't that just precious".
There's an interesting article from "Powerline" writing about the obvious: If this kerfuffle were about a republican Weiner would be leading the charge to get to the bottom of this because that's the kind of dick he is.