Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Post Katrina Photo?


Nope. These guys wearing the hazmat suits are entering the Occupy area of LA.

Cute Kid


Her name is Taya Kennedy and she's 14 months old. The 'little lady' was hired by Alysia Lewis who owns the Urban Angels agency in England. Oh, Taya has Down's Syndrome.
From: The UK Daily Mail

Score A Big One For The Union Bosses

When we moved to Ohio in 1989 we settled in an attractive community on the northeast side of Columbus called Westerville. Our home was located in an area called 'Autumn Woods'. That explains a lot in itself. Westerville is the home of the Women's Christian Temperance movement and was dry until ten years ago. Westerville is a wonderful community. The library has been selected as number 1 in the United States for towns of up to 50,000 for many years.
There was an election in our state in November just as there were all across the country. The major concern in Ohio was Issue 2 the calling for union members to have collective bargaining rights across the board. Selfishly, I was against it. You see, I feel union workers should have to ante up by putting a little more of their own money, instead of mine, into their health care and pensions. It's an entitlement and, besides, are you trying to tell me a Phys. Ed. Major who oversees volleyball five times a day is that important that I have to take care of them financially? And you may ask, how can I disparage these people this way? It's easy. As a former high school teacher I personally witnessed many of these slackers in action for twenty years. Believe me when I tell you the owner of a hardware store or a corn and pig farmer could achieve as much as many of these people in education did.
Columbus has a Metro area of 1.5 million. On the day of the election MJH composed a 'letter to the editor' and it was published in the states largest newspaper, The Columbus Dispatch. In it I stated that it would be no time before there would be massive layoffs of these union folks. I also said that the union bosses would let the most needy suffer; teachers who were on the low end of the economic spectrum. These are the ones low in seniority and salary but with small children to feed. They struggle but on the flip side nobody gave then a hammerlock to become a teacher.
It, the content of my letter, has come to fruition. Westerville, in trying to save teacher jobs has decreased the distance for students using school buses from one mile to two. Extra curricular activities will be reduced. Even so, there are 175 teaching positions on the chopping block. This doesn't apply to teachers only. This selfishness will spread like a 14th century plague to include firemen and policemen. And who are the winners?
In the final outcome it is the union bosses, those scum bags who open handedly take dues from their own constituents; those teachers, firemen and policemen who will be left on the curb to die. The teachers especially, all 435,000 of them voted overwhelmingly by a plurality of 65% to 35% to take from the producers. What is it about common sense that people have so little of it.
Why is it people refuse to see what's going on in Greece, England, France; riots and burning of buildings taking place because there is no more money to take care of the ne'er do wells? These are freaking entitlements. It drives me insane. If I drank I'd go on a ten year bender out of frustration. And it's not only Ohio. It applies to every damned state in the union. "Gimme, gimme, gimme" is all I hear. There are members of my family who feel this way and that, to me, is despicable.
What this all boils down to is raw selfishness. I want mine and I want you to pay for it. Well, KMA, if you feel that way. It's long past time we, the 53%, accept this horrid situation.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Audacity Of Hope: Ptooey!

Why does it take so long for this stuff to surface? A newly obtained video shows Obama saying he took the title of his book, The Audacity Of Hope" from his mentor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Watch Out For Tattoos

There's a great story coming out of Dayton, Ohio and it involves a tattoo. I'm sure you'll recall how I've always been amazed at why people want to defile their bodies.
Anyway, a fella from Dayton owned a tattoo parlor. His girlfriend was a T-freak and very much into the Narnia Chronicles. She asked her beau to cover her entire backside with a special design starting at the small of her back, working up to her shoulders. Now is when it gets good. Little did she know that 'boyfriend' had found out she had been cheating on him with his best friend. So the Narnia tattoo turned out to be a rather large design of dog manure with steam coming out of the doo-doo and flies circling around the pile. The girl filed charges but she's stuck since she signed a wavier beforehand. There are a lot of ramifications to this. I mean, what do you say or do when you're down at the beach? Isn't this great!

What The MSM Does And Doesn't Care About

It'd be nice if credit for the following post could be given but it's an email gone viral. Yours truly picked it up on iOwnTheWorld. Oftentimes we receive snippets of information then as time goes by we forget about it. In this one you can chew on them all at once.

WHEN he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan, Mummar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his voting record in the Illinois Senate and in the U.S. Senate indicated an absentee senator, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he refused to wear a flag lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he surrounded himself in the White House with advisors who were pro-gun control, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his czars favored sex education in kindergarten, including homosexual indoctrination, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his personal background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he had an association in Chicago with Tony Rezko–a man of questionable character and who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home– it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he stood before the the American people and said that his intentions were to “fundamentally transform this Nation” it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in Chicago and served as an attorney for ACORN, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed cabinet members and several advisors who were tax cheats it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed a Science Czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed Cass Sunstein as Regulatory Czar who believes in “Explicit Consent,” harvesting human organs without family consent, and allowing animals to be represented in court, while banning all hunting, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual and organizer of a group called Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Education Network as Safe School Czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed Mark Lloyd as Diversity Czar who believes in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth, who supports Hugo Chavez, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN Valerie Jarrett, an avowed Socialist, was selected as Obama’s Senior White House Advisor, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN Anita Dunn, White House Communications Director, said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed Carol Browner, a well known socialist, as Global Warming Czar in charge of working on Cap and Trade it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as Green Energy Czar it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN as President of the United States, he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he traveled around the world criticizing America it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his actions support the Palestinians over Israel it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he took American tax dollars to resettle thousands of Palestinians from Gaza to the United States, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he played politics in Afghanistan by not sending troops early-on when the Field Commanders requested them, losing lives in the process, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he’s spent us into a generational debt that is insurmountable, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions, and individuals that got him elected, it didn’t seem to matter.

There are more pressing issues, damning issues, egregious issues that trouble the MSM to the point of obsession -
-Did Sarah Palin wear a windbreaker with the name of her husband’s dog sled team on it?
- Was Newt callous when he divorced his wife?
- Did Rick Perry’s family attend a summer campsite that once had a racist word written on a rock?
- Did Michelle Bachmann “get sloppy” with some trivial historical dates?
- Did Donald Trump raise his voice and curse at a luncheon?
- Did Sarah Palin give birth to Trig?
- Does Herman Cain have a wandering eye?
- Is Michelle Bachmann’s husband a repressed homosexual?
- Did Herman Cain pause too long before answering a question about Libya?
- Does Mitt Romney wear Magic Underwear?

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT MATTER TO A NATION!

Beating A Dead Horse

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that ”When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.”

Not everyone subscribes to the Dakota’s view. In government and education, for example, more complex strategies are often employed — such as:

1. Using a bigger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a blue-ribbon committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging a foreign junket to observe how other cultures ride horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as “living impaired.”
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and training to improve the dead horse’s performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than a live horse.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
14. Instituting affirmative action quotas for dead horses.

Poor. Poor Herman


Gennifer Flowers

It's a cryin' shame Herman Cain is a Republican. You know the standard. Republicans are supposed to be above the sin of moral turpitude, i.e. they've set the bar so high failure of character is a given.
A couple of women made claims of sexual harassment and now another claims a 13 year long affair. I'm somewhat skeptical of this last one. After all, the other's were white and every one knows Black men aren't happy unless they're bedding 'Whitey's chicks.
Let me bring a bit of attention to, ahem!, the greatest president in the history of the democrat party, even greater than FDR.
Maria Furtwangler-Burda, Guinora Karimova, Gina Gershon, Belinda Stronach, Naomi Robson, Elizabeth Hurley, Keidi Klum, Monica Lewinski, Marki Post, Sharon Stone, Patricia Duff, Elizabeth Gracen, Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Dolly Kyle Browning.
Quite a list, isn't it? I think it's only the tip of the iceberg. I would've penned more but my Bic ran out of ink.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Slogan For '12

"I'm bitter and I cling". It's about a lot more than guns and bibles.

ABC Asks The White House A Tough Question

Jake Tapper of ABC asked the moronic Jay Carney, White House spokesman, if Obama wasn't over doing the travel bit. Furthermore, he wondered if it was right for Obama to use the taxpayer to support his campaign. In the video Carney stumble, bumbles around. I love to see 'em sweat; just like a steer before slaughter.

Abortion Rooms In Texas & Maryland Named After Famous Women

And every one of them butt ugly:

Carmen Miranda, Eleanor Roosevelt, Molly Ivans, Sarah Weddington, Maya Angelou, Sandra Cisneros, Sojourner Truth, Rosie the Riveter, Audre Lorde, Selena, Tank Girl, Amelia Earhardt, Margaret Sanger, Julia Child, Georgia O’Keeffe, Virginia Woolf, Rosa Parks, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Gloria Estefan, Alice Walker, Celia Cruz, Amy Tan, Babe Didrikson, Florence Nightingale, Margaret Cho, Dolores Huerta, Indira Gandhi, Marie Curie, Isabel Allende.

Global Warming A Hoax? "Joe, Say It Isn't So"

What a surprise. More emails snatched from the University of East Anglia tells us that there is another global warming cover-up. Can we say I told you so? The big question, "How will Algore react to the news". "Hey Al, have another chocolate chip cookie. They cure depression".

Obama Speaks The Truth


In commenting on the impending retirement of Barney Frank from the House of Representatives Obama stated; "This country has never had a Congressman like Barney Frank".
How true this is. I mean, how many congressman have had a prostitute operation for young boys run out of their home?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

The 53%




Wanted to present a couple of examples from the 53% who pay the taxes without requiring the government to provide everything for them.

He Finally Mentioned God

Obama, in a speech, finally mentioned God. He was talking about the achievements of Muslims and those who made the Hajj.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Black Friday At Wal-Mart

The news people are all aghast at the behavior shown by some shoppers on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Some lady pepper sprayed some customers. I know there was a riot in Toledo. What's the big deal? Have you been to a Wal-Mart lately? You'll see the same type of people at the zoo. Some of these folks would steal hay from the elephants given the opportunity. Wal-Mart and the DMV crowd; there's no difference. I say, "arm yourself first. Don't ask questions and attack upon provocation". It's a jungle out there.

Subscribe To GQ Magazine

All of a sudden I'm a huge fan of GQ mag. It's only been in my hands a couple of times mainly because the clothes advertised are slightly out of my price range. It appears they have compiled a list of the least 25 influential people. Two names top the list: Barack Obama and Ed 'Sgt.' Schultz. Buy this magazine or look at the article here.

Never Refuse An Arranged Wedding


The religion of love and peace provides this story. It's about a young woman whose daddy didn't approve of the man she was going to marry. She was supposed to have an arranged marriage. Oh, her Pa is a taxi cab driver in the US. There's nothing like old fashion blinding and disfigurement to show love for you daughter. All those folks who want to blame America for being evil should put this photo on their wall.

From Conception To Birth

There is a ten minute video that has gone viral around the world. It shows the formation of a baby from conception to birth. It is so wonderful and fascinating you have to see it for yourself. We are very special.

Food For Thought From The Council Bluffs Cowboy

"I check my 401K every Saturday and log it's progress (or regress). I was just looking and computed that I had gained an average of 8% a year from Mid January 2001 to mid January 2009 (Bush) and lost an average of 3% a year from January 2009 to present. That must be Bushes fault". Council Bluffs Cowboy

There aren't that many of us who would go to the lengths that the CBC did. I'm sure the lefties would pooh-pooh the numbers, anyway. I re-iterate what I've always said in repeating Ann Coulter's perfect line:
"For Liberals history begins when they get out of bed in the morning".

Ohio: We've Got Smart Crooks

We've all heard rumors about how low income families are provided free cell phones and minutes. Our normal reaction is, "what a bunch of slugs". "Why do I have to pay for this"?
You know the refrains. It is been exposed and verified that low income Ohioans are also crafty. 26,500 have received notices that they are being-----hmmmm----naughty. They apply for cell phones from, let's say, Verizon. Fine and dandy. End of story, right. Nope! Then, these same people apply for cell phones from every other provider then put them on Ebay. Smart people they are and, once again, the government is made to look like the incompetents that they always will be.

Friday, November 25, 2011

15 Facts About McDonalds That Will Blow Your Mind

And you thought McDonalds was only a hamburger joint. It's a lot more than that and these facts prove it

8 Easy Steps For Discussing Abortion At Thanksgiving Dinner

Why didn't I think of this. I know there's been a lot of times when I've wanted to bring up abortion at festive family occasions but didn't have the knack. It can even be most difficult at Christmas. Now, Planned Parenthood has solved the problem and also provided a much needed road map.

Al Sharpton Is A Fool

There's an article in The Blaze today along with three videos showing race-baiter, Al Sharpton. As you are aware he and Jesse are the most revered civil rights leaders in the world. One would think this story would be about his love for all people. Nope, he calls Greeks Homos, former NY Mayor, David Dinkins, the N word and Asians; well, he calls for a boycott of any food they sell in restaurants. As you may or may not know the balanced TV Network, MSNBC, has hired him for his wit and leadership. I have the videos. Enjoy.What are the chances he'll be fired?

A Typical Thanksgiving Day

Yesterday was one of those that will go down in the annals of history and the most forgettable Thanksgiving Days in all of Memory Land.
8AM: Out of bed, cleaned the face, etc., drank coffee, read the computer web sites
10AM: Retired to the couch, computer on lap. Began watching NCIS Marathon
6PM: Had a scrumptious Thanksgiving dinner with Lizzie
6:15PM: re-retired to couch to continue NCIS Marathon
9PM: Exhausted from days events. Went to bed with TV on.
9:20PM Fell asleep, I think
8:15AM, Friday Nov. 25, wrote in diary, "Aren't I pathetic"!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Makeup-No Makeup



It's amazing what a little eyeliner and blush and do for a person

Protests Cost Cities $13.5 Million

Clean up costs and police presence have cost 'Occupy' cities over $13 million dollars. What a bargain.

Thanksgiving From MJH

As of today there have 40,000 page views on this site in three years; 36,000 of these since October of 2010. Thank you.

Russian 'Middle Finger' Newscaster Fired

What's the matter? Can't these people take a joke?


A top Russian female newsreader who appeared to defiantly show US President Barack Obama her middle finger during a live newscast has been fired. Online footage of the incident involving news anchor Tatyana Limanova went viral in both Russia and the West causing REN TV, her employer, huge embarrassment. To broadcast bosses' horror, Ms Limanova was caught mechanically raising her left arm and showing the camera her raised middle finger after referencing US President Barack Obama. REN TV, a is privately owned channel controlled by associates of Vladimir Putin.

From UK Daily Mail

Turkey's Of The Century

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Georgia Company: We Are Not Hiring Until Obama Is Gone

Wanted: More of this.

Russian Newscaster Salutes President Obama

Lyin' Ass B***h


You've heard by now that Michelle Bachmann was on the Jimmy Fallon late night show. As she was introduced one of the lead band players and an Obama supporter played the classic song, "Lyin' Ass B***h. This was on the NBC Network. Can you imagine the outcry if the guest had been a communist democrat? You tell me there isn't transparent bias. And what did Mrs. Bachmann have to say about the whole kerfuffle? At this time absolutely nothing. She kept her mouth shut and keeps moving onward. Classy, lady!

Calling Female Bloggers



Since I happen to be of the male persuasion there's something about female fashion I do not understand. In perusing the Victoria's Secret fashion show runway ladies it struck me: Who would wear these clothes? Where would these clothes be worn? Granted, nice looking girls like the ones shown here could get away wearing this garb at the AMC Theaters moreso than your average Wal-Mart person, but c'mon!
So, help me out, please. What is the purpose of having sequins and bobbles with the wing span of your average NBA basketball player? Just thought I'd ask.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

New England Fisherman Has Fish Of A Lifetime Stolen By Feds

A fisherman and restaurant owner lost an 800 lb. tuna to the federal government because he caught it in a net instead of with a rod and reel. $400,000 down the drain.

For The First Time: Speaking The Truth

Obama Heckled By OWS; Tells Them "You're The Reason I Ran For Office In The First Place"

Time Flies

For us oldsters can it be possible it's been 48 years ago today that JFK was gunned down? It doesn't seem possible. Do you remember his one great legacy? It was a promise to take the space race away from the Soviets. He, along with the "Masters of the New Frontier' did just that. Now it's all gone. We'll rocket as many space ships in the next twenty years as the Ugandans--or any other Third World nation.

Thaw Your Turkey, Morons


You may think the Dept. of Homeland Security isn't doing it's job under the leadership of Jim Napolitano. You'd be wrong. Today he issued a warning that people should make certain their Thanksgiving turkeys are properly thawed before cooking and/or frying.

Embarrassing Moments

I think it's about time I began a program on this site of my most embarrassing moments in life. A book of five hundred pages wouldn't be long enough to cover what I done and the resulting consequences. So, from now on, and when the mood strikes, I'll revert to these memories. Sometimes it does a person good to make fun of themselves.
Only a few minutes ago while relieving myself of some coffee I almost splashed residue on my tan slacks. Memory time took me back to my first year of teaching in small town, New Hartford, Iowa. It was 1968 and I was instructing a class of 8th graders the subject of western civilization.
As the class reached the midway point nature called. Worse yet, nature said you've gotta go and you've gotta do it immediately. So, out of the classroom and down to the men's room I went. I was in a hurry and that's when the trouble began. I let my bladder go into auto-mode but my zipper was only half way down. Did I mention I was wearing a tan suit? It looked like a washtub of bath water landed on my front.
Luckily for me we were studying the Medieval Period so I got creative. I hustled down to the secretary to the Principal's office, grabbed ten sheets of white 8X11's and stapled them to my pants. Then I ran back to the classroom and explained to the kiddies, "As long as were studying this period of history I thought I'd re-create armour used by the Knights of old". I don't know if they bought it or not but I did congratulate myself on being the smartest guy in New Hartford if not the world.
Now, if I could only learn that zippers go up and they also go down I'd be like Einstein.

NBC Nightly News Strikes Again

It isn't necessary to go into the 'why's' again but Lizzie and I were watching, ugh, Brian Williams on his NBC Nightly News last evening. There was a segment on the the Univ. of California at Davis 'students' and their sit-in. Sit-ins have a positive effect unless they are deemed to be an invasion of others rights. In this case the president of the school called in the police. The cops had two choices of action according to a spokesman: forcibly drag them away or use pepper spray. They chose the latter. Mr. Williams had an on sight lady reporting. Then, in his own special way. out came these words, "I wonder what the parent's of these students would say after seeing this"? Trust me when I write he wasn't in sympathy with the police.
Here's what my parent's would have said. "Why didn't you have your sorry butt in the dorm studying? You don't have sense enough to come in out of the rain. I didn't raise my son to be an idiot".
My problem in college, and I attended at the height of the 60's rebellions, was I didn't own a green pea coat. I wore my hair in a preppy fashion. My feet shuffled down the street in penny loafers instead of Birkenstocks. Oh, and I never once wore a tye-died shirt with a peace sign on it. I didn't have a beard mostly because I didn't have the possibility of growing facial hair--but I wouldn't have done it anyway. You will find this difficult to believe but I never once sat staring at a lava lamp for hours on end. I never smoked dope, either. What a weirdo! Also, I never said, "the man is holding me down". Or, "one, two, three, four, so and so has got to go". I always considered that chant to be beneath my protesting creativity. Cripes, I still hear it today and it makes me gag.
When I attended school I was either in my dorm room or lounging on the fraternity sofa watching Dean Martin or Robert Wagner in "It Takes A Thief" 4except on Wednesday evenings when I'd walk across the street to the East Side Maid-Rite. What a deal; 25 cent beer schooners and all the peanuts I could eat.
Brian Williams is out of the mainstream. But you knew that already, didn't you!

Pelosi whines about Catholics having “this conscience thing”

I plead guilty. We do have a "conscience thing". It's one of the reasons we don't kill people, have sex with small dogs and other animals and don't fail to pay our taxes.
This lady is a bane on society.
Nancy says she's a devout Catholic. It all depends on the interpretation of the word and who's saying it.
"Hey, Nancy, would it be a conscience thing if I said to rot in hell"?

Monday, November 21, 2011

Russian Newscaster Gives Obama The Finger On TV

You don't have to speak Russian to get the gist of the message young Tatiana is sending. The video takes about ten seconds. She does what we all do en masse each and every day.

Poland’s Lech Walesa Unveils Statue of Ronald Reagan on Elegant Warsaw Street…



One hero and statesman pays tribute to another

Telling It The Way It Is

The Schrock Road golf driving range in Westerville, Ohio is one of my favorite places to hang out. I started going there in 1989 and have continued, off and on, since. I even worked there for awhile in the winter of 2008. They have heated cubicles just so you don't think I was joshing you.
Anyway, I stopped in two days ago and was chatting with the owner, Eric. He's of my ilk politically and the subject of Obama's political agenda came up. I'm not known for holding back. I call it being honest. That often gets me in trouble but, hey, that's why I'm me. Out of my mouth, in front of Eric and a host of others came this: "Obama is a communist". Everyone sort of chuckled like, "humor the man for awhile. He'll be leaving soon". My question is, why do we have to veil the obvious?
The answer to all this is, Obama was born into it.
As an example, what if, when I was born, Larry and Max were avowed Marxists instead of Catholic. What if Larry took off when I was two years old and Max raised me but mostly left me with my maternal grandparents, Otis and Anna. Did I mention they were Marxists, too? Then when I was six or thereabouts, Max headed out for Indonesia and married another communist and put me in a Muslim school. Do you think there might have been some outside influences on me or did I sit around all day and watch SpongeBob Squarepants? After a couple of years Maxine got tired of me and shipped me back to Hawaii to be with the grandparents. I seemed to be getting in the way so I was farmed out to be raised, no, 'mentored' by a fellow named, Frank Marshall Davis. Did I mention that Davis was an avowed communist and Alinskyite with homosexual tendencies. Some have even stated that my mentor and I, you know, did the 'Sandusky Shuffle'. Somehow, and this hasn't been explained yet but after a high school career of shooting hoops, smoking ciggies and dabbling in some 'white powder' I came into some big time cash and went on to Occidental College, Columbia and Harvard. This was a good deal because I figured I only had enough $$$ to attend a junior college in some obscure place, Boone, Iowa maybe.
While I was in college, and this is quoted from my autobiography, I wrote at age thirty or thereabouts(who writes an autobiography when they're in their thirties?)
I spoke of the the people I admired most; radical Chicanos, Blacks, communist professors; the people I felt most comfortable being around.

So, what's the big problem with me saying the obvious instead of having people shake their heads like I'm an idiot or some kind of liberal when I tell it like it is? "Barack Obama is a communist"! I would think he would be proud of his heritage and shout it to the rooftops. I would think the media would do the same. After all, they're Alinskyites, too.

Is 'Tingles' Turning On Obama?

Looks as though Chrissy Matthews has a bone to pick with Mr. Big in this video.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Bill Clinton On Politicians

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."

Kind Of Like A Gay Mao Jacket

Obama Takes Time Out of His Schedule To Send Personal Letter of Condolence To Family of Fallen Soldier Rapper Heavy D…

Need I write more?

The Pipeline Sellout

Far be it from me to explain what on Dr. Charles Krauthammer can do so well. In regard to the Canada Pipeline Dr. K tells why Obama's decision to say "No" is based solely on politics and not what's good for the country.

I Can't Help Myself

Hooray for the Iowa State Cyclones!

Friday, November 18, 2011

Only An Opinion

Obama has nixed the Canada pipeline. So much for the 600,000 jobs this would have brought to the US. The pipeline will now be turned west to China. In addition, the government has said 'no' to shale drilling in southeast Ohio; another 200,000 jobs down the drain. Go ahead and say it Barry, "It ain't easy being green". Like hell it isn't!

It's Not That Big A Deal

NEWARK, N.J. – A New Jersey administrative law judge has ruled that a first-grade teacher who wrote that she was a "warden for future criminals" on Facebook earlier this year should lose her tenured job.
The state education commissioner now has 45 days to accept, reject or modify the decision regarding Jennifer O'Brien.
The Paterson teacher posted her remark to 333 friends on March 28. But it was forwarded and several parents saw it.
O'Brien's lawyer, Nancy Oxfeld, tells The Record newspaper that her client will appeal the ruling, which was made public Tuesday.
O'Brien had testified that she wrote the post in exasperation because several students kept disrupting her lessons and one boy had recently hit her.
But the judge called O'Brien's conduct "inexcusable."

Scroll down to the blog about poor kid who was expelled because he said a father looked like Obama. The disparity and common sense of supposedly intelligent people boggles the mind. Furthermore, when I think of some of the stunts I pulled as a teacher I don't know how I lasted a week. Of course, from 1968-88 there was an intangible called 'political correctness' that wasn't in the vocabulary.
I'll never forget being in the classroom one day and told a student, "you're a prime example of why some animals eat their young". Hilarious, yes!

Born To Loot


thanx Moonbattery

Shop At Target To Keep Your Sanity

I've been carrying around the same phone/address book for over twenty years. It has the appearance of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Pages are ripped, addresses lined out and re-done. It looks like a three year who has old writing on the bathroom wall. Office Max and Staples seem to be the two best places for replacements and Staples came into view first. The home office supplies were stocked with an assortment of the books I needed except I didn't want the complete book; just replacement sheets in a 3 ring binder. Anyway, a young kid around 20 offered to help me. He seemed like a nice clean cut looking Arabic lad. I had noticed the prices for these books seemed rather pricey so to make conversation I said, "Boy, these seem expensive". Then I said, "why do you think that is"? Get this. He said I should blame Bush. I was incredulous so I asked him, "why should I do that"? "It's because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan", he responded.
I wanted to say, "Son, have you ever heard of 9/11? Are you aware of a guy named bin Laden, gropus of terrorists named Al-Quaida and the Taliban? Do you know there was a country called Kuwait who asked for our help against Iraq? Have you ever heard of weapons of mass destruction?(And yes, Saddam did have and use these). I wanted to do all of these things but I didn't because I'd exercised my lungs enough today. I did the only thing that could be done to show my displeasure. MJ headed for the store exit and without an expensive
address book. Besides, I could do better at Target.

This Is A True Story



I read an account in The Blaze this morning that initially shocked but then only caused me to shake my head in disgust.
It seems there's a kid in California, age 10, named Grayson Thomas. He's a 5th grader--Wrong! He used to be a 5th grader at Stevenson Ranch elementary school(Ph. 661-291-4070) in Santa Clarita.
During the lunch hour the kids noticed a celebrity of sorts come into the cafeteria. He happened to be Chris Schauble, morning host at KTLA TV News in LA. Schauble sat down with his daughter.
Young Mr. Thomas in the way only a kid can do said to a friend, "Obama's visiting our school today". It has to be mentioned that Mr. Schauble is a handsome looking man. Well, the daughter of the man in question, also age 11, heard the comment and called over her teacher. She explained that she felt uncomfortable because she considered the Thomas comment to have racial overtones. The teacher called the principal who in turn contacted the superintendent.
Hearken back to my earlier statement: "He used to be a student". That is correct. The school expelled young Mr. Thomas.
People, we're in a world of hurt.

"Ain't It The Truth"


Sorry to write I can't give credit to anyone for this. If you know the creator send me the name

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Response To Obama Apologizing For Poor U.S. Schools

Presidents and politicians, when overseas, do not criticize our country. That's the rule. The problem is this message doesn't apply to democrats. Obama took off on U.S. schools and how poorly students do in science and math compared with schools in other parts of the world i.e. Australia. This is very ballsy. I mean doesn't Obama send the girls to very trendy and expensive Friends School? That's not a positive recommendation for public education. And what about those dastardly unionized teachers? Boy, are they ever screwing up. I was reading my favorite humor site and they had a wonderful response for The Emperor when it comes to education. Here it is from iOwnTheWorld:

'Kids are behind because of drugs, destruction of the family, decadent distraction, unions, multi-culturalism, political correctness and entitlement mentality. These are all things advanced by the left, not the right. What is the left going to claim, that society is being destroyed by “tax cuts”?

Classic, isn't it?

"Catherine, You Asked And Now You Shall Receive"

ON April 28, 2011 I took a column from the brilliant conservative, Hugh Hewitt, giving 50 reasons why Obama should not be re-elected. Then a comment from a lady, I presume, named Catherine, asking that I update it. I happened to snake across another site today giving 101 reasons why Obama cannot be re-elected. Some of them are flip and not nearly as intellectual as those from Hewitt but they're something to consider. I'll re-post Hewitt's then after that the newest of the new. I realize most of you are lazy(sort of like something a president might say, huh!) but if you want to keep up to date you can go to yahoo and find a zillion for yourself. And, as long as I'm on the subject did you hear that Obama apologized to some grade schoolers(sic) in Australia about our lousy schools. There's another reason for his non-electability. He has no common sense.

Gaffes And Goofs From 'You Know Who'


Don't you just love watching the Nobel Peace Prize winner expose himself for what he is? i.e. a real zero. If you click here you'll have the thrill of watching Bozo perform on YouTube and reading his inane and utterly ignorant proclamations. E.g. While in Hawaii he let the world know he thinks he's in Asia.

Get yourself a drink and some popcorn because there's a slug oc these bad boys.

In My Next Life I want To Be A Buck

Ol' MJ is sitting in the kitchen pondering what I want to be in my next life. Folks, it's not even close. I want to be a 1,250 lb., ten point buck--a buck as in 'deer'. They do three things extremely well: They have voracious appetites. They poop large mounds of marble sized dung and, depending on size and virility, procreate with the most attractive doe(s) in the neighborhood. A fourth reason for being a buck is they have strength far beyond Superman. They are able to leap in front of an oncoming car that greets it head on thereby destroying the entire grill and headlights of the vehicle. After performing this circus maneuver Bambi's dad can slide up the windshield causing the glass to take on all kinds of spider web designs. Then, and this is almost magical, it can slide along the top of the roof leaving hoof skid marks, fly off the car and sprint like Seabiscuit leaving the gate into the woods---completely unscathed. It's a trick Harry Houdini would rave about.
After all is said and done I have only one comment to make. "IT SUCKS TO BE ME"!

MSM Media Attacks Newt

The MSM came out of the woodwork in attacking Newt for earning one million dollars as a consultant for Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. Granted, one million seems like a lot of money for a year's consulting. However, where are these same boobs when it comes to uber Dem supporter, Franklin Raines and Ms. Jamie Gorelick? You remember Gorelick. She's the babe who built "The Wall" during the Clinton administration saying the CIA and FBI were not allowed to exchange information. Can you say 9/11? Gorelick is also a recipient of cash from Fannie and Freddie. Raines has received over $90 million and Gorelick a paltry $20 mill from the same group. Good Lord I absolutely hate these people. And Raines and Gorelick aren't favorites of mine, either.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Found In Zuccotti Park




Must be a lot of Type 4 diabetes going around

Why Does Every California Lawyer Look This Way



While doing some channel surfing I came across this dude, Tom Mesereau. He gives the word 'liar' a new meaning; It's called lawyer. You remember him. He was Michael Jackson's liar--uhh, lawyer. Who's to say Michael Joseph(and I don't mean MJHawkeye) wasn't sleeping with children.
Know what? Have you ever seen a California lawyer who didn't have this hair style?
Maybe this guy should show his metal and defend Jerry Sandusky.

I know there are some kudos for the Council Bluffs Cowboy in this piece. I borrowed a couple of his ideas. My conscience is clean.

Cialis And Viagra

Have you ever really watched a Cialis or Viagra TV commercial? I don't mean 'watched watched'. What I mean is concentrated on what was being said and looking at the actors like they were super heroes.
First off, the actors are about thirty-nine years old. The women have bods that would get a ninety year old man to think thoughts he had in the 1930's. These men are rugged, handsome, virile. You'll see them in a fishing boat hauling in tuna that weigh as much as a sperm whale. One of the commercials shows a guy driving a wagon being pulled by horses. They head out for his barn. This is when I get scared and the brain goes into overdrive. There isn't one single female(woman) in the ad; just a guy and his horses. Stop it you guys. I know you think I'm thinking what you're thinking--and I was.
Now for the problem. Listen to the side effects. They're enough to scare Batman ; sweating, indigestion, cramps, leprosy, hammer toes, etc. etc. etc. Then the big finale: ANNOUNCER: "If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours consult your physician". Ladies and Gentleman. If I have an erection that lasts over four hours I'll take out an ad on all of our TV affiliates, pay to have banner headlines in the Columbus Dispatch above the fold and change my name to Johnny Wad.
If the makers of these drugs had any courage and faith in their product they'd hire a female that looks like Marjorie Main. Then we'll find out the real story about these side effects.


I taught in two schools that followed this curriculum. It was a three ring circus. In one of the schools, a Catholic high school, the religion department had a wonderful class called, "Social Justice". The instructor was perfect for the position; wore sandals, jeans and a T-shirt to class. It had one of those tie-dyed peace symbols on the front. He told the kids they should go home and tell their parent's they should give all their wealth to the poor. He's probably still there. It was in 1988. Considering tuition was five grand a year I wonder how mom and dad could afford to send their kids to school if they were living in a tent; sort of like OWS is today. Now what was it he said all the time? Oh yeah, I remember, "If you want peace work for justice". My idea of justice for him would've been triple toilet swirley.

70% Down To 25%: What's Up With That?

President Barack Obama is working hard to shore up his liberal political base, but military voters may be less likely to lend support for his re-election. According to the 2011 Military Times Poll of active-duty subscribers, confidence in the overall job performance of the Commander-in-Chief has plummeted from 70% to 25%. The steep decline was illustrated with a multi-color bar graph on a page 10 of the September 19, 2011, Navy Times print edition, and in a secondary link in the web-posted article available to non-subscribers, titled “A Souring Mood.”

Silly me. How'd it ever get to 79%. Not a problem for Obama when election time comes. Like Al Gore he'll have the overseas ballots delayed.

Another Obama Nominee To Health Care Board Favors Rationing

Is it just a coincidence that the people that President Obama nominates to fill high-level governmental posts tend to favor government-directed health care rationing? Last year, Obama nominated Donald Berwick to head Medicare and Medicaid. Now he’s nominated Henry J. Aaron to head the Social Security Advisory Board.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Coach K Wins 903rd Game

The Duke basketball coach, Coach K, surpassed the all time record for wins in Division I. He over took Bob Knight. But wins aren't the purpose of this post. I'll send $5 to anyone who can spell Coach K's last name correctly without looking it up. No cheating, please.

Biden Cheers Unions At Campaign Event: "You Fired The First Shot"

Do you remember when John McCain chastised a supporter during the campaign of 2008. The man's name was Bill Cunningham of WLW radio in Cincinnati. Cunningham led off a rally by referring to McCain's opponent as Barack Hussein Obama. McCain lashed out at Cunningham on stage for using Obama's middle name saying, "we don't need those kind of attacks". Republicans are fairly stupid. They don't attack. They aren't mean enough. Take, for example, the banner of this blog. How civil is this? Granted it's coming from Biden but harken back to Obama: "If they bring a knife we'll bring a gun" to what he said were Republican attacks. This took place at, where else, a fund raiser in Philly.
The way I see it Herman Cain is the only candidate who won't take crap off the loser side. I believe Newt could take the Libs to task but I want him to get involved with Jenny Craig first. But that's my opinion only.

The Big Man Thinks Hawaii Is In Asia

KO OLINA (HawaiiNewsNow) — The APEC conference in Hawaii ended Sunday with President Obama saying, “we’ve got a set of tangible, concrete steps that have been taken that are going to make our economy stronger.” …

One other thing that I want to say about this: When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia*** — the kinds of fundamental reforms and changes both on the revenue side and the public pension side that other countries are having to make are so much more significant than what we need to do in order to get our books in order.

See If This Makes The Mainstream News

HONOLULU, Hawaii — President Obama is golfing at Mamala Bay Golf Course at Hickam Air Force Base in a group that includes White House travel director Marvin Nicholson and Hawaiian pal Robert “Bobby” Titcomb, who was arrested in April on suspicion of soliciting a prostitute.

But you might say, "MJ, it was only suspicion of soliciting that caused his arrest". Let me remind you. This news blurb came from ABC News online. It wasn't suspicion. It was cut and dried guilt. The guy paid his fine. Now, we all know if GW Bush had a golfing buddy(wouldn't happen cuz GW gave up golf while in the White House out of respect for fighting and dying soldiers around the world)who was arrested for stepping on a scorpion it would have been leaked to the nearest PETA group and Mr. Bush would have been under extreme pressure to hold a press conference to explain his relationship.
The MSM is the most despicable group to inhabit this country. They should be banished to the Mohave Desert to suck moisture out of cacti.

Supreme Court Justice, Elana Kagan, Cheered Passage Of Obamacaare

So much for impartiality. Supreme Court Justice, Elana Kagan, an Obama appointee emailed Laurence Tribe, Harvard law professor and member of the Obama Justice Dept., her thrilled response following the passage of Obamacare. On the other hand, the wife of Clarence Thomas worked against the passage. Mrs. Thomas kept her mouth shut. Kagan blabbed like she'd just discovered the Rosetta Stone.
The consensus is neither Thomas or Kagan will be recused from hearing the case.
The Supreme Court is like everything else. It's all politics. There is no interpretation of the Constitution. It's called payback. It's called B.S.

Back To Ohio

Ten days zipped by like it was nuthin'. We leave the two grandchildren along with their 'wombed' brother or sister for murky, cloudy, rainy--no doubt Ohio. Do you know what the most difficult part of going home is? It's the change from the Central to Eastern time zone. God did not intend for mankind to have the nightly news come on at ten pm. The Central time zone is God's special place for special people. Maybe that's why I have to head on back.
Anyway, we had a great time. The children were most of the time enjoyable and some of the time intolerable but that's the way with a four and two year old.
Lizzie and I did the Texas Missions tour and who wouldn't take in the Alamo. It's right downtown in San Antonio; two blocks from the Riverwalk. If you've never been to San Antonio there are a lot or worse places to visit; Cleveland, Detroit, Flint: you get the picture.
Once again, we're on the economy flight home. We leave the SA airport at noon, then fly to The Antarctica for refueling. After this it's off the the British Antigua's, onto Orlando and, finally, arrive in Columbus at 8 pm. My Oklahoma buddy asked if I couldn't get a better flight. I reminded him Lizzie was in charge and the total came to $14.
Up, up and away.

Monday, November 14, 2011

And You Thought Rick Perry Was A Dunce

Remember how the media made fun of Perry because of his brain freeze? Well, watch a 53 second clip of the biggest dunce in America.

Aftermath Of Tea Party Rabble Rousers


Disgusting isn't it? This is the carnage left by 500,000 Tea Partiers after last years trampling of the National Mall in Washington D.C. following the 9/12 rally.
There's only one thing to be said: Rotten sonsabitches!

Hooray For Chelsea

Hip hip hooray! Chelsea Clinton has been added to MSNBC as a correspondent. Her segment will be called 'Making a Difference'. Egad! The possibilities for subject matter on this one is endless. The talented young lady must be good. She's giving up a gig that paid $125G a year working for a consulting firm, whatever that means.

Pamela Geller: "We Are At War With The Media"


Pamela Geller is an activist. She is Jewish and is not anti-Islam. But, she is anti-Political Islam. Ms. Geller was the leading spokesperson for not building a mosque at Ground Zero. In this thirty-seven minute video she details the traitorous American media and how and why they are trying to bring this country down.

hat tip: Imaobama.com

More Solyndra Stuff

There were a number of emails coming out of the White House on Friday aka, "Dump Day".
The significant one said that it wasn't important that there was a waste of cash but that Congress might find out about it.

Nancy Fires Back At 60 Minutes


The 'Wicked Witch of the West' fired back at 60 Minutes tying she and her husband to, er, uh, illegal investments. The Queen of Dragtown took umbrage at the very notion she did anythng wrong-even though her net wealth grew 62% last year.

How Embarrassing

This is beyond the pale of embarrassment. Obama says, "I've been a little bit lazy".
Don't go off getting cocky on me. He said the same thing about you, too

"Hmm, over the past couple of decades Obama coasted on other people's money, mysteriously got through the finest schools, played at organizing communities--whatever that means--taught a few law classes at a prestigious university to fulfill its diversity needs but never published a legal research paper, got elected to the corrupt Illinois legislature and then became senator. After pushing a bit harder he assuaged liberal white guilt by being voted in as president. He then returns the favor by thinking "we've been a little bit lazy."
Speak for yourself sir. And then take a look at that bankrupt mess that is western Europe where, for instance, in unofficially broke France, it is illegal to work over 35 hours per week. That's lazy. And if we're so awful why do people still want to come to America? And anyway, isn't one of the functions of Obama's appearance at APEC to lure Asian businesses to America? So why knock it beforehand"?
From The American Thinker

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Regarding Christopher Boffoli

If my readers would look at the post below you will see marvelous creativity from Christopher Boffoli. The pictures were snatched from a different, unauthorized source without the permission of Mr. Boffoli. Per his request I would suggest you go right to the source of his magical wonderland aka his web site-- And you can find it by clicking here. I know this will make Mr. Boffoli feel much better and I won't have a guilty conscience. MJH

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Smithsonian Sends Representatives to OWS To Collect Memorabilia Citing 'Spirit Of America'

The National Museum of American History sent representatives out to collect materials from the Occupy Wall Street protests and “its various offshoots” to “document the spirit of American democracy and the American political process,” according to a statement released by the museum which is part of the federally funded Smithsonian Institution.

It's your money, folks. Rather than show the photos of what should have been collected suffice it to say the items would include: human feces, various syringes, a used condom, maggots in different stages of life, a bong, one shredded and one burned American flag, anti-Zionist signs with swastikas, and a copy of Mao's Little Red Book.

David Axelrod Uses False Sexual Misconduct Charges To Win Obama Elections

My favorite author, Ann Coulter, has once again done some fantastic detective work on Obama adviser, David Axelrod. It seems he is unafraid to destroy people's lives by using sexual lies to destroy Obama opponents. Coulter is what some call a journalist; not seen or heard of in recent years.

B-F-D

BARACK Obama urged Germany and France to get a grip on the eurozone crisis yesterday amid fears it could wreck his re-election to the White House.

Since Obamacare’s Passage, Millions Have Lost Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance

Throughout the Obamacare debate, President Obama repeatedly promised, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.” Now, Gallup reports that from the first quarter of 2010 (when Obama signed Obamacare into law) to the third quarter of this year, 2 percent of American adults lost their employer sponsored health insurance. In other words, about 4.5 million Americans lost their employer-sponsored insurance over a span of just 18 months.

SEIU Taking Taxpayer Money Meant For The Disabled

"If you're a parent who accepts Medicaid payments from the State of Michigan to help support your mentally-disabled adult children, you qualify as a state employee for the purposes of the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). They can now claim and receive a portion of your Medicaid in the form of union dues.
Robert and Patricia Haynes live in Michigan with their two adult children, who have cerebral palsy. The state government provides the family with insurance through Medicaid, but also treats them as caregivers. For the SEIU, this makes them public employees and thus members of the union, which receives $30 out of the family's monthly Medicaid subsidy. The Michigan Quality Community Care Council (MQC3) deducts union dues on behalf of SEIU".
Ace of Spades HQ

CALL YOUR PITIFUL, WORTHLESS CONGRESSMAN AND GIVE HIM AN EARFUL!!!!!!!!

Obama Awards $433 Million No Bid Contract To Major Donor

The Obama administration awarded a $433 million dollar no bid contract to a very questionable experimental small pox product. The company is owned by a donor and pal, Ron Perelman. And so it goes.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Business And Politics

Check this last set of statistics!
The percentages of each past president's cabinet who had worked in the private business sector prior to their appointment to the cabinet. You know what the private business sector is...a real-life business, not a government job. Here are the percentages.

T. Roosevelt..........38%
Taft........................40%
Wilson ..................52%
Harding..................49%
Coolidge................48%
Hoover ..................42%
F. Roosevelt...........50%
Truman...................50%
Eisenhower............57%
Kennedy.................30%
Johnson..................47%
Nixon.....................53%
Ford.......................42%
Carter.....................32%
Reagan...................56%
G.H.W. Bush..........51%
Clinton ...............39%
G.W. Bush..............55%

And the winner is:
Obama.....................8%
This explains a lot about the problem
Hat Tip Dan Cirucci

Baby Born At 11:11 On 11-11-11 Into Military Family

Mount Holly, New Jersey — Jacob Anthony Saydeh won't have any trouble remembering precisely when he was born. A U.S. hospital says Jacob entered the world at 11:11 a.m. on Friday — 11-11-11. And to make the Veterans Day birth even more remarkable, the boy's mother is an Air Force veteran and his father is serving in the Air Force. It's the second child for Staff Sgt. Christopher Saydeh and his wife, Danielle. They are a third-generation military family.

Veteran's Day Memory

Home Of 'The Whopper'


Yes it is. The lake home of the gurgling gas bag, Michael Moore in Torch Lake, Michigan
Thanks to Weasel Zippers

Why Your Tax Bill May Drastically Rise Next Year

Hey Knuckleheads who voted for Obama. This ones for you. Check out the list of tax increases that may and most likely will go into effect after 2011 and 2012. Most of the biggies occur after next Novermber's election, dummies!

Brian Terry Family to Holder: "Suck Grapes"!

The Brian Terry family has responded, sort of, to the faux apology from creep, Eric Holder. They don't have many good things to say about him. Who would? the guy is scum dating all the way back to the Marc Rich pardon during the Clinton administration. He, Holder,(well, the Clinton's, Rich and Obama, too) should be in jail.

As Usual, Lizzie Was Right

Lizzie told me about Republicans a long time ago. When it comes to messaging, we're duds. Going back to the Senatorial race in Minnesota between Norm Coleman and Al Franken it was Coleman who's TV ads focused on, "He brought hockey back to Minnesota"(referring to the NHL team). Then he showed three bowling type guys laughing. Franken got serious about jobs. Game, set, match!
In Ohio's election of this week the Dems had a cutesy school teacher telling us kids would suffer and teacher's would lose their jobs if they couldn't have collective bargaining. There was an ad with a grandma telling us how the that people would die if firemen lost their jobs. It was a reverse ploy. People didn't understand that worker's will actually lose their jobs by voting against the bill. It was all about tax money and a rising state debt. We(republicans) were outflanked by the democrats, again. Read the article from National Review.

Eric Holder: Phony Butt Saving Apology


(A known Turd in our midst)

Politico(they started the Herman Cain ruckus) reported Thursday that Attorney General Eric Holder sent a “private letter” to the family of murdered Border Patrol agent Brian Terry, apologizing for his death. But friends of the Terry family have told The Daily Caller that no such letter has made it to the Terry home.

“Eric Holder has told the grieving family of slain U.S. Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry that he is ‘sorry for the loss of your son’ and offered to meet with them,” reporter Tim Mak wrote.

The very disgusting aspect of this entire scenario is that Holder shared the contents of the letter with the press before sending it to the family. It I was a member of the Terry family I'd use it for toilet paper and send it back to him.

Kagan Giddy About Health Care Passage

Emails between Supreme Court Justice, Elana Kagan and Justice Department employee, Laurence Tribe, shows her bias at the announcement of the passage of Obamas HealthCare bill. She should recuse herself when the Court takes up the case.

There Goes Another 20,000 Jobs

The Obama administration said Thursday it is delaying a decision on a massive oil pipeline until it can study new potential routes that avoid environmentally sensitive areas of Nebraska, a move that likely puts off final action on the pipeline until after the 2012 election.

After the 2012 election means, "If I win there will never be a pipeline" And, I might add, what is environmentally sensitive in Nebraska except for sand?
Employment estimates for this operation would be 20,000 J-O-B-S; Joe Biden's three letter word.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Fisher recounts Kennedy asking if she was going to have sex with Dodd

There's this story going around from The Hill that sounds like juicy gossip. The now dead Teddy Kennedy was at dinner with his pal, Sen. Chris Dodd and Star Wars actress, Carrie Fisher. At one point in the evening Kennedy asked Fisher, "Are you going to have sex with Chris tonight or not"? That's okay for a democrat to speak this way. It's only Teddy being Teddy. Well, the gossip is a little more than that unless you don't want to believe Ms. Fisher.

Guess Who Got Up And Started Movin'



One of these photos was published in Runners World. The other was featured in Butt World.

A Sad Week In Happy Valley

For all intents and purposes Jerry Sandusky, former assistant football coach at Penn State, has his back against the wall. New reports say that there is information, call them long running rumors, that Sandusky was pimping out boys to wealthy donors. As are most of you, I am sickened by these charges.
Sandusky has pleaded innocent. What is it about our society that we crave scandal? Maybe when we see the big fall from celebrities it makes us feel better about ourselves.

Reliving A Past Life

I had the opportunity to play with my twenty-seven month old grandson this morning. It wasn't really an opportunity but done to give Lizzie some time off as grandmama since she's been doing the heavy lifting at my daughter's home the past week. My daughter and her husband have a four year old and she's expecting another crumb cruncher in April so any help she gets is a plus. I'm the kind of guy who gets into being with the kids when they get to be around age four. If you're a guy you know what I mean. They don't babble and 'do-do' in their diapers. Which reminds me that the 'D' word brings up a subject from my past. I did something yesterday morning I hadn't done since 1979. I changed a diaper and it wasn't one of those 'wet' kind. The only difference between now and then is people use Pampers instead of in the old days when all we had was cloth. I had a technique probably used by most husbands in pre-Pamper time. I'd take off the diaper, clean the bottom, then grab one small end of the soiled piece of cloth and drop it in the toilet. Then I'd wait for Lizzie to come along and clean it before it went into the clothes washer.
DK and I rolled around on the floor for a couple hours then went outside to dig dirt with his shovel. This makes me happy. DK has a zillion trucks. I'd rather have this than his wanting to put on a ballerina outfit and prance around to some Mozart musical. His indoor toys are plentiful, too. Toys are different today than when I was a lad. Who would have thought the word, 'China' would have been on any toy then. The only item that came close to a Chinese toy were those cylindrical woven tubes won at the carnival and they might have called Japanese girl catchers. Today's toys are all plastic and make noises. e.g. A baa-baa here and a baa-baa there is sung for them. In prehistoric times we had to learn that junk ourselves. I can only remember having one truck. It was a Tonka lumber truck and I got it for Christmas when I was five. The cab was made of real steel and it was red. The bed was made of wood and it had vertical poles of metal to keep the logs from falling out. It was sturdy. I was a favorite of all kids everywhere who played with trucks. I was born with a protrusion on the outside of my left pinkie finger. When we needed roads made I'd put the outside of said pinkie in the dirt and slide it along to make the perfect highway with the perfect dividing line. I was famous and in great demand in the neighborhood.
As I observed DK this morning I was reminded of Ben Davidson, defensive tackle of the Oakland Raiders a few decades ago. You're going to ask yourself how can MJ segue into his grandson from this example? It's easy. Davidson played in the NFL in the Sixties and early Seventies. In order to get into shape for the upcoming season he'd film his two year old son rolling around on the floor then he'd mimic what he saw. I tried this in 1978 and after ten minutes I was exhausted. I observed DK this morning for ten minutes and while lying on the floor and felt the need for a nap. Kids are non-stop go, go, go.
After my toddler watching stint approached two and a half hours Lizzie came in and asked if I wanted to be relieved so she could take the kid to the park. Aha! This was my chance. "Well, I guess if you really want to", I said.
So, DK was packed up and put in a stroller. As they walked down the driveway I felt the need to yell out, "Did you check his diaper"?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Top Ten Examples Of Politicians Sexual Abuse

From Robert Fine-

10 – “He Pointed to his erect penis and said ‘Kiss it” (Clinton)
9 – “He ejaculated on my blue dress!” (Clinton)
8 – “He left me to die in a river after he drove his car off a bridge with me in it!” (Kennedy)
7 – “He cheated on me and impregnated another woman while I was dying of cancer!” ( John Edwards)
6- “He sent photos of his genitals to me!” (Anthony Weiner)
5- “He spent thousands on prostitutes and bragged about it!” (Elliot Spitzer)
4- “He screws young, vulnerable interns while we are married!” (Bill Clinton)
3- “He allowed me to run a prostitution ring from his house!” (Barney Frank)
2 – “He was cheating on me while he was “spiritual adviser” to a man cheating on his wife!” ( Jesse Jackson)

And the number one moment of egregious sexual abuse….

1- “He asked if he could have dinner with the woman who asked him a question so he could further explain his answer.” (Herman Cain)

Computers Are Scary

We're into our fifth day in sunny, warm San Antonio except that it isn't. Today is the first without clouds, over cast skies and no rain. I'm going to venture out to one of the golf courses in 51 degree temps.
The inclement weather of the past few days has increased by computer time. I started searching the net for Christmas gifts for the usual suspects; friends and neighbors. While Lizzie and I were in Florida last winter I came across an orange marmalade from a company called Davidson's of Dundee. Folks, I have never had such a scrumple delicious tasting bread ladling jam. The first day I tried it my IQ rose by 12 points. I was more virile than Rudolph Valentino on his best day. It was heaven.
Anyway, two days ago I started googling the company for gift packs. This morning on my email list was an ad from Amazon.com letting me know that D of D had two 16 oz. jars available to me for $24.95. This is scary. I'm afraid to order this stuff for fear the government has tagged me as some kind of jam terrorist.
Look out, Smuckers. Here I come.

The Christmas Tree Tax

(The Foundry) — "President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees — the Christmas Tree Tax — to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees".

And it's being passed on to you. It is, afterall, the principle of the thing.

Upon further review what's the big deal about Obama adding the tax. Everyone knows Islam doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Stimulus For Russia? Could Be

How do you feel about your tax dollars going over to the old Soviet Union to prop up their steel mills? It could happen sooner than later.

Tabloid Trash


A couple of tabloid weeklys have run articles on Obama's homosexuality citing sources and interviews from folks(named) saying he was a regular on the Chicago "Boys Town Circuit". This article goes on to explain why Obama hasn't been outed. It's because there are gays on the other side of the aisle who themselves are of the opposite persuasion. Why, MJH himself, is a lesbian in a man's body so self-preservation of my reputation is always a necessity. Anyway, speculation is that Lindsey Graham(Rep.-S.Car.) is one of them. I need to do some major detective work to find the other. Then again, why? One man's preference is another man's poison.
If Obama is gay so what? Who cares? What difference does it make? It doesn't, of course. But it sure would be nice to see him squirm.

Preliminary Info On Sharon Bialek

WLS radio provides some info on Herman Cains' whistle blower. In the past 17 years she's had nine different jobs and filed for bankruptcy twice. Hmmm! Could this be the beginning of something big? Mr. Cain is now my number two choice, a distant second, actually, do I don't have a huge dog in this fight. It's important I admit there is a bias against Gloria Allred. Her defense of celebrities makes her the "Whore of Hollywood".

What If George Bush Had Done This?

Microphones accidently left on after G20 meeting pick up private conversation between US, French presidents. Sarkozy admits he 'can't stand' Israeli premier. Obama: You're fed up with him? I have to deal with him every day!

And we thought Joe Biden was in the lead in gaffes'. This guy, our prez, is an absolute irresponsible boob. It makes no difference if a microphone was accidently left on. Show some discretion, please.
Now, this story gets even better. A group of journalists got together, according to reliable sources and agreed to keep this undercover so as to not embarrass both presidents.
Isn't that just the sweetest thing?

Monday, November 7, 2011

Quote This

According to Right Wing News check out the most masculine quotes in history.

Who Is Sharon Bialek

Herman Cain had an accuser come forward today with a description of an alleged form of sexual harassment made against her a number of years ago. One aspect of this situation is I never trust anyone who aligns themselves with Gloria Allred. She is to the women's movement what Al Sharpton is to riots in the streets.
The person in question, Sharon Bialek, read from a script. She said she was so embarrassed by the incident at the time she couldn't even tell her boyfriend or personal friends the details of the incident. Folks, if I had been subjected to something of this nature I would have called my wife the first five minutes after being 'touched in an unseemly manner' and informed the important people in my life of the exact wordings of the aggressor ASAP.
Let's hope the media does with Bialek what they didn't do in the initial complaints against Cain: who, what, when, where, why and how. But they won't.

P.S. I'd be surprised if you recalled the name Karin Stafford. She's the 39 year old mother of Jesse Jackson's 'love child'. I can't figure this out but that story fizzled out in the MSM a week or so after it happened.

Seal Target Geronimo: A Book


There's a new book on the shelves called 'Seal Target Geronimo'. It's written by a former Navy Seal who contacted a now retired member of the group that killed bin Laden. Here's a surprise: the actual operation is different that what came out of the White House. Did anyone wonder why Obama was on the golf course twenty minutes prior to the nuts and bolts of the operation? According to the author it's because he wanted to distance himself from the operation in the event something went wrong.
There are other tidbits available by looking at an article from, where else, the United Kingdom.

I Gotta Start Watchin' Wheel Of Fortune

Sunday, November 6, 2011

A Chick-fil-A Blogger

Chick-fil-A makes wonderful tasting sandwiches. So do In and Out Burger, Freddies and Whataburger. Sadly for me, the latter three don't have franchises in Ohio but they all do in San Antonio and I will be utilizing the geographic location to take advantage of them.
One wonderful aspect of Chick-fil-A is they do not serve on Sunday. That's a wonderful concept and I'm going to adopt it. So, after this post, no more Sunday blogging. And you know what I always say, "A promise is a debt unpaid".

Top 10 Bidenisms

There's a web site called Human Events and they frequently publish their political lists. Yesterday they came out with the 'To 10 Bidenisms'. Understand, please, according to the site it was very difficult to slim these down. See how many you can come up with before you open the site. Surely, you can come up with six. One of them could have been when he was in Missouri and the told a wheel chair bound guy to 'stand up' but it's not.

78 Year Old Woman Attacked By "you Know Who"

It happened in Washington D.C. by 'Friends of BO'. It's on video.

I remember when the old bag and bagette Tea Party folks were rampaging thru downtown Washington D.C.; destroying 7-11's, toking up and defacating in the streets. That was sooooooo embarrassing to an old geezer like me. I mean, it's one thing for young kids to act silly but when members of my "check out" generation do it, well, I just feel dirty and have to hit the confessional to pray for their souls.

Obama Honors Muslim Holiday

Any surprises to this news coming out of the White House? It's nothing different that the first Christmas when there was a Chairman Mao bulb prominently displayed on the First Family "Holiday" tree.

"President Obama is extending best wishes for Eid al-Adha, the Muslim festival of sacrifice. In a White House statement, the president and first lady Michelle Obama also congratulated the millions of Muslims who are performing the annual hajj pilgrimage. "The Eid and Hajj rituals are a reminder of the shared roots of the world's Abrahamic faiths and the powerful role that faith plays in motivating communities to serve and stand with those in need," Obama said in the just-released statement".

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Let's Play Cowboys And Iranians'




There's a BBQ restaurant in Katy, Texas. The owner refuses to remove the picture from his establishment. MJH has the story if you're interested.

Do You Like Golf But Suck At It




I love golf. I like being on the course with people who enjoy the same. I don't care how good or bad they are. The company is the thing that brings me back. It has to be because "I Suck At Golf". Every once in awhile I'll hit two good shots in a row. That is the max for me. Anyway, I came across a web site for bad golfers. It's a good one; even has lessons from good looking female golfers. Web sites are neat. I think a person can find something on any subject. Why, I'd bet there are even porn sites available for the looking. Give the golf site a look see.

Watching Nancy

A fan of 60 Minutes I am not. Tomorrow evening there will be a segment with John Boehner and Nancy P. Supposedly, The current Speaker received puff questions from Steve Kroft and Nancy baby was nailed to the proverbial cross. In question were investments made by her husband and herself that garnered them millions. Also, her hubby comes under scrutiny by being a shareholder in an energy firm that received scads of cash from Obama for future expansion and development. I'll believe all this when I see it. There's still plenty of time for the White House to get ahold of CBS and threaten them with license castration.

Andy Rooney And Others Like Him

Did you read that Andy Rooney passed away yesterday? The legendary football coach, Paul 'Bear' Bryant from Alabama died within thirty days of calling it quits in his job, too. This is an indication for all of us that we should never, regardless of age, give up on a job or hobby we love. It takes all the whiz bang out life. Unfortunately, there are some of us who aren't legendary or TV icons so we make do with what we've got. I am content to be lying on my backside with computer on my lap. This is my job in life. There is a bowl of freshly popped corn by my side with the TV remote close by. You see, I have nothing to give up. Rooney and Bryant had some place to go and that was their business office. I have only one office and I go there every morning for five minutes max. It's where I have my 'daily constitutional'. When a person's expectations are low, let's say, a choice between The Closer or Law and Order re-runs the blood pressure stays on an even keel and I live longer. Another thing, Rooney was 92 and died on an operating table for minor surgery while Bryant smoked thirty-four packs of cigarettes before breakfast. Maybe this had something to do with their dying.
R.I.P., fellas. Ya' done good!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Homes Of The 99%

Want to see a slide show of some of the dwellings of 99%'ers. Some of these protesters were, gasp, arrested, too. In order to view click here

Paint By Numbers Coloring Book

And That's The Way It Is


pic courtesy of American Thinker

Up, Up And Away

Lizzie is at her best by saving us $$$$$. I put her in charge of purchasing two airline tickets for our ten day trip to San Antonio beginning tomorrow. She garnered us a great deal. One problem. We leave Columbus in the morning, fly to Baltimore then have a stopover in Stockholm. From there it's a quick flight to Leningrad and, finally, land in SA Texas tomorrow evening. Hey, a dollar here and a dollar there and pretty soon we're talking real money.

Obama Admin. Opposes Prayer At WWII Memorial

Republican lawmakers and conservative activists are expressing outrage after the Obama administration announced its objection to adding President Franklin Roosevelt’s D-Day prayer to the World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C. The objection was noted during a congressional hearing on Rep. Bill Johnson’s (R-OH) bill – the “World War II Memorial Prayer Act of 2011.” “It is unconscionable that the Obama administration would stand in the way of honoring our nation’s distinguished World War II veterans,” Johnson said. “President Roosevelt’s prayer gave solace, comfort and strength to our nation and our brave warriors as we fought against tyranny and oppression.”

'Allah Akbar', on the other hand would more than likely have been acceptable.